If she was "Perfect", then here she is..
HeyNow!
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What Did "Eve" Look Like? (fluff)
by FMZ in.
well... can't have been that different, after all, they are both perfect... .
fmz
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What is the biggest negative and biggest positive to being a jw?
by skittles4u ini am very curious to your respones.
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HeyNow!
The positive: Learning good study habits, learning cold call selling ( service)and learning how not to raise my kids.
The NEGATIVE: All the wasted time, holier than thou attitudes, no secondary education, a warped sense of reality, family time=meetings and service, vacations=ASSemblys, being watched by inflated ego, power hungered, window washing elders and the list can go on.
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In all my years, I only had one study( didn't really want this one). I was going to his apartment and I caught his dad filling in his bald spot with eyeliner. His dad was a weak witness, but ever since then, I would notice his dads "black shine" under the halls flourecent lights.
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What Was Your Opinion Of Ronald Reagan???
by minimus indid you love him, hate him or not care one way or another because at the time you were "neutral"?
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I was working part time after school. One week, I noticed my check had a few extra dollars. I asked my boss about it and he said that I should thank President Reagan for the tax cut. I loved him ever since.
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What little things used to excite you as a JW?
by doodle-v ini would get excited when i was younger and would study the watchtower and see that this weeks study only had 19 paragraphs.
(made the study seem shorter,lol).
when a meeting would get canceled because of snow (which was rare) and i would get to stay home and watch a cheers or the cosby show.
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HeyNow!
This is what THEY thought was exciting:
- After going to school at 5:00am during week, having dad pound on bedroom door,on Saturday morning, so you can go pound on doors!
- Sending young inocent kids to bang on doors in gheto! Great way to welcome drug dealers and society's misfits to another Saturday morning!
- Spending family vacations at ASSemblys.
- Spending five hours( plus 10 for prep and travel ) receiving a fine rehashed education every week
Makes me miss the good ole days! yeah right..
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Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today?
by Deleted ini've been reading this site for years and i need more posts (is this a left over dub-thang like counting time?).
so taking a page from ozzie's poll, here's my top five.
1. i got myself doctorates in divinity & metaphysics from the ulc (ulc.org, about $140 - i went for the works) so i could register with the county as a minister to officiate weddings, done 4 so far - i don't charge if you're interested.
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- Fornication
- Apostacy
- married non-JW
- Porno and strip clubs
- Posting here
- X-mas and Birthdays and I love them!
- Elders are donkey doo
- The society is modeled after the book 1984
- Went to Baptist church
- Joined Republican Party
- Pledged to flag
- Did Ouija a few times
- Cigar here and there
And pretty much every little, personal quirk the elders would have. They always have there own ideas about what you could be punished for..
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Do Your Witness Relatives Want You To Be Happy?
by Englishman inor do they want the world to fall in around your ears so that you might "turn back to jehovah"?.
do they think that if you had less happiness in life you would be driven back?.
my mum once exclaimed very bitterly that i had "landed on my feet" too many times and that i would probably have been back at the kh if things hadn't gone so well in my life.. englishman.
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HeyNow!
I have been inactive for over ten years, but the last two years have been the happiest in my life! I have conveyed this to my mother and I know she realizes that it is true; however, you can tell she wishes it wasn't so.
Why am I happy? Married to a wonderful woman and have a great child! Starting a new career which will enable her to go part time and provide for a great education for our son. Instead of wasting hour on hours of meetings and service each week, I can spend it with them enjoying life. Guess what?!?! no worry of pesky elders!! Yeah I am soo happy, somebody pinch me..lol
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Idiotic things only a jw would say
by micheal ina c.o in one of his friday night talks noticed when he was invited for meals at the brothers and sisters homes that everyone has their chairs and sofa's pointed at the direction of the television set and asked why do people do that.
then he went on to strongly suggest that everyone change this and either have their furniture pointed somewhere else or get rid of the television.
what a total moron!!
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Elder.. " did you orgasm?"
Teenage HeyNow.. " yeah, duh!?!"
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Drinks?
by Stefanie ini need some drink ideas.
i know i was trying to quit, but i fell of the wagon sat.
i like orange juice and vodka, coke and jack.
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HeyNow!
Pour a good bottle of wine into a pitcher, then slice up some fruit and add. Now the topper, add a half pint of Captain Morgans, or more if you are willing. Put in fridge over night and BINGO!!
Goes great with Mexican
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I motherproof my house...........
by desib77 ini'm so ashamed.
here i am 26 years old and i have to go through my house and make sure there isn't anything that might possibly offend my mother.
i plan to do this before her visit next weekend.
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HeyNow!
Let's see, I have been away from the family for a few years. I am returning back to the area. I plan to hide Ouija Board, Porno's, my new NON-JW wife, X-mas,my CD's(then again, I always hid music from dad!), "Apostate Books", tattoos, earing, rated R movies and my ever increasing materialistic hunger for money..Hmm, Maybe not!