Posts by hamsterbait

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Where did the Witchtower Babble on about "HAPPIFIED" first?

by hamsterbait in

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i have the idea, or vague memory of happified being used in a discussion of the "days" in daniel 12 : "jehovah's people were further happified ".

does anybody have the litterature still to check this?

mine went in the trash, except for the aid book, which ray franz produced, so i kept it as he had integrity, along with the james commentary.. can you remember any other ridiculous words they used?

hamsterbait

So the delivered remnant were all put into little japanese coats???

HAPPI - the Oxford dictionary defines this as a loose japanese style of jacket.

Of course those adherants to the true faith of Hamstergod are "Hammified"

HB

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Evolution is just a theory

by donny in

for those who have heard this comment, check out aron ra's great site.. http://www.aronra.com/.

A few International Conv instructions (more ways to control)

by doinmypart in

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a few official instructions jw delegates are being told leading up to the international conventions.

congregation secretaries are holding conference calls and then relating the instructions to the congregation.. atlanta - do not drive to convention, parking will not be available.

take public transportation; attendants will be on all public transit and able to assist.. dallas - attendants will be on site at all hotels to make sure delegates leave the hotel at their assigned times and take their assigned route.

hamsterbait

"Now that we American Witlesses have to fight our way through razor gangs, muggers rapists and urban decay to attend the a$$emly, we can look the African brothers isn the eye and say ' dragging yourself through crocodile infested swamps, civil war and swarms of army ants to get to meetings is no harder than what we do - we cant get there in a car either!' "

HB

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Memorial 2014, my observations and the "New Light" for the Anointed ones

by JustHuman14 in

i have attended to the memorial, just for family reasons, but i managed to fish some points from the talk, that are tricky ones.

ok, most of the time has been consumed to point out who should partake the emblems, the 2 class dogma, and very little about christ, apart from the usual.

i thought the focus should be on christ and the fact he died for a course.. according to the speaker, the number of the partakers is 13,600 (i don't recall the exact number but it was just about there).

hamsterbait

I remember an old Sister, a dubby since before WW1.

She said that after the war, more and more were coming to the meetings. They got scared that these newcomers might take one of their places in the 144 000, so they kept changing the venue, but these interlopers always managed to find out and attend anyway.

The society had to find an explanation, so they came up first with the "Jonadab" class (what they were dabbing Jonah with is anybodys guess HA HA, boom kerching) then the great Crowd crap.

HB

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Where did the Witchtower Babble on about "HAPPIFIED" first?

by hamsterbait in

jw
friends

i have the idea, or vague memory of happified being used in a discussion of the "days" in daniel 12 : "jehovah's people were further happified ".

does anybody have the litterature still to check this?

mine went in the trash, except for the aid book, which ray franz produced, so i kept it as he had integrity, along with the james commentary.. can you remember any other ridiculous words they used?

hamsterbait

I have the idea, or vague memory of HAPPIFIED being used in a discussion of the "days" in Daniel 12 : "Jehovah's people were further happified "

Does anybody have the litterature still to check this? Mine went in the trash, except for the AID book, which Ray Franz produced, so I kept it as he had integrity, along with the James commentary.

Can you remember any other ridiculous words they used? Does anybody have the original booklet with a short sermon in each language? According to that, the people in the Netherlands speak "HOLLANDISH" !!!

HB

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New talk outline! UNITE WITH JEHOVAH'S HAPPY PEOPLE!!!!

by DATA-DOG in

yay!!!

seriously one of the most watchtarded talks ever.

maybe one of our elders can post the outline??

hamsterbait

I am sooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAPPIFIED to hear this.

HB

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A few International Conv instructions (more ways to control)

by doinmypart in

jw
friends

a few official instructions jw delegates are being told leading up to the international conventions.

congregation secretaries are holding conference calls and then relating the instructions to the congregation.. atlanta - do not drive to convention, parking will not be available.

take public transportation; attendants will be on all public transit and able to assist.. dallas - attendants will be on site at all hotels to make sure delegates leave the hotel at their assigned times and take their assigned route.

hamsterbait

WHY DONT THEY WANT YOU TO USE GPS? Don't they want you to know where you are?

If I were in an unfamiliar city and knowing it is not the safest place I would at least take a map! Imagine getting lost and ending up in Murderville.

But of course we have been told to follow instructions, no matter how impractical, from a human viewpoint.

HB

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Requirements for the Anointed

by HeyThere in

so i have a question...according to the bible, the anointed are virgins, among other things.

so how are married fathers and mothers able to be anointedwhy xoes nobody question this?

now, i did see in this past weeks wt they mentioned "spiritual virgins" which is not in the bible...why do people believe this stuff they spew....it is so weird!

hamsterbait

The annointed are the Bride ofChrist. They have to be pure and incorrupt in a spiritual sense.

Nobody in those days would have married a non-virgin bride - such a woman would have been stoned to death. The only exception was if a guy raped her, then she was forced to marry her attacker.

Okay okay... just sayin'! bejaysass.

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Teenage Jehovah's Witness loses court bid to refuse life-saving blood transfusion

by Sapphy in

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-27/jehovahs-witness-loses-bid-to-refuse-blood/4985476.

interesting verdict, that despite the judge "...noting he was highly intelligent, a "mature minor" and devoted to his faith, the judge also found the boy had been "cocooned in that faith" for his entire life.".

the young man is 18 in 5 months and will be able to refuse treatment after that.

hamsterbait

Funny how the jehoobie witlesses will support the efforts of a "mature minor" to throw their life away for a book printing cult, but will not allow the same mature minor to say he doesnt want their so-called "TROOF" and refuse to be baptised. All such children are to be kicked to the kerb, according to talks at the a$$emblie$ last year.

HB

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NO DIVORCE IN PHILIPPINES...

by Almond in

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i was married in philippines,, 10 years later divorced in australia... now living in philippines,,, no divorce in philippines... jw's expect me to stay single n secretly masterbate or spend a night with a prostitute????....

i will ask some elders if thats ok next week... heyyy,,, maybe a blowup doll would be acceptable.... .

hamsterbait

According to the Witchtower study on divorce: If the country you live in does not recognise divorce, AND you have SCRIPTURAL grounds for divorce, you can sign a declaration and give it to the elders that you will marry your partner legally when the law of the land changes, but in the meantime you will be viewed as married in the eyes of the WTBTS.

This happened in Ireland in the 70s (the time of that study), and now they can get divorced and married. It was based on Gods laws (ie WTBTS laws) being superior to those of the land we live in. At the time I disagreed, saying it was still living in sin, but if that study allows you to have sex, instead of the unforgivable HOMOSEXUAL act of playing with yourself, take advantage of it, I say.

In some US states a girl can marry as young as 14, in Spain 13, If that couple then moves to a country where the marriagable age is 16, do the elduhs DF the couple for fornication, or the man for child molesting?? (silly question: the girl for fornication YES; the man for child abuse NO)

HB