Caleb: Dad, I am worried.
Dad: Why is that, son?
Caleb: Weeel, you know how everything in the Witchtower is TRUE TRUE TRUE?
Dad: Are you getting apostate leanings, son?
Caleb: No no no - please dont beat me again for asking questions.
Dad: Okay - but only if you ask the right ones...
Caleb: Well, you know how in Sundays study the footnote said that if you go away from home for a few days you can become a queer or a child molestor?
Dad: Where is this going you little filthy manwhore?
Caleb: Nonono! All I am worried about is if I go to summer camp, will it turn me queer, or become a pedo?
Dad: ABSOLUTELY!! Everything the Witchtower Babble and Trash Sick-ciety prints is da troof from jehoobie's mouth!!!
Caleb: So that must be what happened to you after you went away to elduhs school for two weeks! Thanks Dad, I am soo happy to know the Witchtower printed da troof...