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  New DVD review

  by Laika in

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  2. bible

  i managed to catch the new dvd on youtube last night before the inevitable takedown.

  as a film i felt it wasn't anywhere near as good as the prodigal movie, the story wasn't as dramatic, the characters much less interesting and developed and the direction weaker.

  i found the prodigal relatively entertaining (all things considered) this one was just dull.. here are some of my random thoughts anyway [spoiler alert - ha!].

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  I haven't seen it. Thanks Laika for you summary, having watched it on our behalf.

  Can somebody else vomit on my behalf? Such a shame to waste perfectly good puke on this...
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  Draw Close to Jehovah book study this week- Jesus is not YHWH

  by bruh2012 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  based on this weeks congregation bible study in the "draw close to jehovah" book, jesus is not yhwh from what you read in prov.

  8:22-32. unless there it is a hebrew word snafu - at least verses 22, 25, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31 speaks of two people.. correct?.

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  Fourth Lateran Council, as quoted in the Catechism.
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  Pope Francis stops his car to bless disabled woman in Italy, BUT WHY CAN'T HE HEAL HER?

  by suavojr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  stopping and telling that woman to stand up and walk!

  that would have been something to say "grazie" what happened with all the nice accounts from the bible?

  but if could at least get some of the members from the gb to do this..... .

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  I think the whole world would be a much better place if we all had a kind word a smile and wished well for others every day.

  "There remain these three, faith hope and love, but the greatest of these is love."
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  Draw Close to Jehovah book study this week- Jesus is not YHWH

  by bruh2012 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  based on this weeks congregation bible study in the "draw close to jehovah" book, jesus is not yhwh from what you read in prov.

  8:22-32. unless there it is a hebrew word snafu - at least verses 22, 25, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31 speaks of two people.. correct?.

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  Not even the trinity doctrine says Jesus is YHWH.

  The WT has its own definition, to create a straw man fallacy.

  As used by the RC God is a description and a title, not a name. So Jesus is God, not YHWH, or the Holy Spirit.

  So yes those verses are speaking of two people- as is Hebrews 1 where YHWH addresses Christ:"your throne oh God is to time indefinite."

  Also the verse where YHWH says speaking of himself: "and they will look to me the one whom they pierced" yet it is Christ that was pierced. (In case you are wondering theNWT omits the ME in this.) Two persons again.
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  Caleb asks his Dad a question.

  by LogCon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  caleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.

  dad: of course, my son.

  havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.

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  Caleb: Dad, I am worried.

  Dad: Why is that, son?

  Caleb: Weeel, you know how everything in the Witchtower is TRUE TRUE TRUE?

  Dad: Are you getting apostate leanings, son?

  Caleb: No no no - please dont beat me again for asking questions.

  Dad: Okay - but only if you ask the right ones...

  Caleb: Well, you know how in Sundays study the footnote said that if you go away from home for a few days you can become a queer or a child molestor?

  Dad: Where is this going you little filthy manwhore?

  Caleb: Nonono! All I am worried about is if I go to summer camp, will it turn me queer, or become a pedo?

  Dad: ABSOLUTELY!! Everything the Witchtower Babble and Trash Sick-ciety prints is da troof from jehoobie's mouth!!!

  Caleb: So that must be what happened to you after you went away to elduhs school for two weeks! Thanks Dad, I am soo happy to know the Witchtower printed da troof...
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  This new JW video is so stupid that it has to be a troll

  by Pacopoolio in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  recently, my mother, who had stopped talking to me because i was 'apostate,' started speaking to me again.. (note that i successfully faded as opposed to ever being disfellowshipped due to dodging every elder question with "i'm not sure, i'm still searching and trying to find the answers.").

  the reason why?

  at the international convention this year, they receieved a new video called something or other.

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  The daughter cannot find herself a man in da troofies? CRAP. WRONG WRONG WRONG!

  Just find a brother who is away from home for a few days. He will be fizzing from sexual desire, and she can save him from becoming queer, or less terrible, a pedo by getting him to marry her, maybe at least after she already had him stick it inside her.

  Disagreeing with me on this is BAD BAD BAD.
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  G.B. TALK URGING CHILD BAPTISM!

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the introduction & conclusion to this video is in german, but david splanes' words are loud and clear in english - get your kid baptized asap!.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h33pwdsuvlq&feature=youtu.be.

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  AAh, Sir82 - there is a logic to this crap.

  If a child is old enough to get dipped, they are old enough to throw away their life refusing blood, and OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT TO IMMORAL RELATIONS WITH AN ADULT. So if as many kiddies are baptised as possible they can say (hand on heart) that little ones are rarely abused in the "christian"congregation.

  And as for "beleive it or not WE work hard during the day" how is sitting and talking about oral/anal/masturbation, being away from home turning married people into raging homosexuals and pedos hard work - I thought they loved that stuff so it isnt work but fun for them.

  This guy is a twisted creep. whatever happened to FREEDOM OF CHOICE? Maybe the kid doesnt want to get baptised because he doesnt believe a word of their ever - changing crap.
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  My friends don't believe dinosaurs existed ....

  by wannabefree in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  i just found this out last night.

  (preface: this is a husband and wife that i have come to be friends with after leaving the borg, they are christians).

  we were sitting around visiting last night and having a good time when my friend starts in on illegal immigration and politics and starts throwing out his hate speech which eventually turns to homosexuals.

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  I was talking to my mother about PREDATION, spiders, etc, She said all these hideous creatures were made by Satan after the 'fall".

  That is dubbiespeak, I kid you not.
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  I saw a trolley (cart to you cousins in the U.S.A.)

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yes.. peterborough city center u.k. ''what does the bible really teach'' displayed on it.. a family of 3 i know were sitting on the bench just behind it.

  i'm not going to say anything derogatory about them as they are nice folks even if they have to shun me now i bear no malice.. as predicted not a single person was paying any attention as they walked by.

  i noticed some other canvassers (non religious), were actively approaching people and handing out leaflets.. on the market i saw the jw charity stall and again not a single soul was interested or even near it.. i'm glad this 'urgent never to be repeated work(tm)' is being vigorously carried out by god's chosen people.

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  Who called these the APATHY TROLLY?
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  I am the Worlds greatest lover.

  by new hope and happiness in

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  2. friends

  i am the worlds greatest lover!.

  do i really expect you to be believe that?.

  honestly?.

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  How do I know after only a few seconds (on this thread)