Posts by JK666

i believe in god, but i also realize he may not exist.. if you don't believe in god, i really don't care, i'm just curious.. i don't have this need to start threads like "why you must believe in god", or other such nonsense, but some of you still have this "control" issue that you thought you left in the org.

it seems like you must still try to control what others think.

"think like me, or you are an idiot.

JK666

I have become apathetic about scriptural debates. I really don't give a $hit about doctrine. I loathe organized religion personally, but if it works for you, go for it. Just don't try to force the Kool-Aid down my throat.

JK

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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You

by minimus in

jw
friends

i'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.

JK666

In a newspaper machine, I like to take the paper in the window because no one has rifled through it.

JK

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If you were the GB, what would you do to prevent to coming demise of JWs?

by jwfacts in

the current growth of jws no longer exceed the population growth, and in many educated countries it is now stagnant.

http://www.jwfacts.com/index_files/statistics.htm in 50 years the whole 1914 thing will simply be an embarrasing irrelevance, so for the religion to even exist in 2057 will take some major doctrinal changes.. decrease is quite common for christian religions, except pentecostals, who are experiencing tremendous growth.

maybe they have jesus' blessing.

JK666

Be just like Nero:

Fiddle while it burns!

JK

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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You

by minimus in

jw
friends

i'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.

JK666

I once left a Circuit Assembly mid-morning with a freind and spent the day shooting pool and drinking beer!

It was quite upbuilding.

JK

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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You

by minimus in

jw
friends

i'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.

JK666

When the elders did something to piss me off, I went and bought a lottery ticket. I guess I was passive/aggressive.

JK

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Make up your very own "Scripture" and post it here

by JH in

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friends

rat 11:29. then rat opened a bottle of beer and said, "god is good" .

JK666

Matthew 18 (the missing verse):

"All women who have a dispute must settle it by Jello wrestling."

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How The Organization Hooks You With "Privileges"

by minimus in

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friends

right from the beginning, you are bombarded with others telling you what a "privilege" it is to "be used" in the organization.

especially if you're a male, it is easy to get hooked by the elder's lines.....for example, a male is given the "privilege" of "handling the microphones" if they put in enough time in the ministry and they aren't setting a bad example.

if you're "faithful in what is least", greater privileges await you.

JK666

The old "Carrot and Stick" training method . . .

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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You

by minimus in

jw
friends

i'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.

JK666

Jes,

I PM'ed you

JK