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  Who is the FREAKIN WOLF?!?!?!?!!!!

  by wanderlustguy in

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  sorry...withdrawals...as you were.. .

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  I need to learn how to play that...
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  Why did jesus say not to touch him after the resurrection?

  by sinis in

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  it can't be due to uncleanliness as the law ended when he died.

  john 20:17. jesus saith unto her, touch me not; for i am not yet ascended to my father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, i ascend unto my father, and your father; and to my god, and your god.. .

  http://www.scripture4all.org/onlineinterlinear/ntpdf/joh20.pdf.

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  Because Jesus, being now a Zombie, was probably covered with radiation (that brought him back to life), and he didn't want 2-headed apostles trying to preach the Word to the horror-stricken, fleeing crowds.
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  ELDER STUPIDITY

  by badboy in

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  know any cases?

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  Probably. And he is, more than likely, taking classic songs and playing them to his girlfriend, telling her that he wrote them just for her. We caught him doing that several times.
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  After watching the Matrix the generation change make sense!

  by outofthebox in

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  gotcha!.

  it still doesn't make sense but this little quote from the matrix explains why they when back to a 1927 doctrine, just a little deja vu.... trinity: a deja vu is usually a glitch in the matrix.

  it happens when they change something.. i guess i have to much free time to think.

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  Guys, I recommend y'all watch 'Equilibrium', if you haven't yet. There are huge similarities to the bOrg in that movie. It's eye-opening.
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  ELDER STUPIDITY

  by badboy in

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  know any cases?

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  TTRP - You sure do know them... Actually, I believe I met you for the first time at their house. Can you say: "Jam, blues-man'? ;p
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  What book are you reading right now?

  by Wordly Andre in

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  i am reading buried alive: the terrifying history of our most primal fear, it's really cool

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  Currently reading these 2:

  
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  ELDER STUPIDITY

  by badboy in

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  know any cases?

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  Yeah, an MS I used to be friends with, when called into account for all his rowdy behavior and drinking and more, managed to 'convince' the elders that being 'intoxicated' with alcochol was not the same as being 'drunk'. I'm sure that his father being an elder on that same congo, had nothing to do with just giving the MS a private reproof, even after he confessed to adultery.
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  RichieRich

  by babygirl75 in

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  has anyone heard from him?

  hope he is doing okay and will post again soon...

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  He's doing ok... don't know if he'll post anytime soon.
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  Jesus as a house guest.

  by Gregor in

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  i really enjoy having him here.

  it's pretty cool to have the most famous man in the world right under your own roof!

  he is in the spare bedroom and keeps to himself.

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  I reckon that Jesus would be a cool roomate:

  

  
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  Pleiadian Space God? Say it isn't so!

  by kurtbethel in

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  were these guys writing science fiction a century ago?

  is elron hubbard a latecomer in the biz?

  pleiadian space god

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  Everybody knows that God's house in the Pleiades was just a summer rental. After realizing what he created, he looked both ways to make sure no one saw him and got the hell outta there and never returned. He didn't even mind losing his deposit...