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  My Photos - life in the Australian bush

  by unclebruce in

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  this is tathra wharf looking back over tathra township.

  my 40 acres is in the hills to the right.. 130 years old and possibly the only one remaining on the entire australian coast.

  it's my favorite fishing place.

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  Actually I'm impressed with the little house, I'm quite envious of the location.

  Can I interest you in adopting me and leaving it all to me in yer will?

  You can keep yer pink humpy though !

  Awwwwww go on
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  Have you seen any of the JW's elders that DF'd or DA'd you and or now DF'd?

  by booker-t in

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  it is funny but i love that old expression "karma is the best payback".

  i happened to see one of those super arognant elders that was the judicial committee that put me on "private reproof" years ago when i was a "devout" jw and fell into unscriptual conduct.

  they literally had me trembling back there in the back of the kh wondering if i was going to be disfellowshipped or put on public reproof.

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  Well I heard one went into the circuit work in western Canada

  And the other two are busy pushing up the daisies

  Get planning permission and build a disco over their graves and then go dancing every week :)
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  conspiracy theories

  by Ellie in

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  the rules of this game are that you have to invent a wacky conspiracy theory each go x-files style.

  the winner is the first one assassinated for revealing the truth (not much of a prize i know).. i'll start.... blue smarties are filled with toxic e-numbers that mutate sweet kids into chav (trailor trash) like monsters with adhd, brought on by nestle to bring civilisation down to its knees so that they can rule the world

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  A website was set up some years ago to trap evil apostates into identifying themselves openly and socially; the aim of the website is to blow the whistle to the WTBTS about such evil subversive activities and guarantee the owner of the website a place in Bethel!

  Damn !

  If I ever go back to the Hall with a bucket on my head I'll get recognise and then I'm in BIG trouble !
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  Have you seen any of the JW's elders that DF'd or DA'd you and or now DF'd?

  by booker-t in

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  it is funny but i love that old expression "karma is the best payback".

  i happened to see one of those super arognant elders that was the judicial committee that put me on "private reproof" years ago when i was a "devout" jw and fell into unscriptual conduct.

  they literally had me trembling back there in the back of the kh wondering if i was going to be disfellowshipped or put on public reproof.

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  Should have told him you're not allowed to talk to Disfellowshipped ones

  :)
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  My Photos - life in the Australian bush

  by unclebruce in

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  2. friends

  this is tathra wharf looking back over tathra township.

  my 40 acres is in the hills to the right.. 130 years old and possibly the only one remaining on the entire australian coast.

  it's my favorite fishing place.

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  slugga

  You live in a PINK Humpy?!?!

  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

  Brucie the Ocker said:

  Got it from the dump a beggar can't be choosy lol

  Funny thing is, one of mates, a very tough bushman loves pink! (It's gotta go - its attracting the wrong sort already

  Yeah yeah yeah !

  what you're not telling them is that its a pic of the Humpy before you had a go at doing it up.

  Here it is AFTER...

  

  St Matthew
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  Anyone got any good ideas on starting a business on the internet?

  by ballistic in

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  anyone got any good ideas on starting a business on the internet?.

  i've been doing a bit of buying and selling on ebay and seeing some of the zany ideas people have got.. i'll have a lot of free time soon as i'm being made redundant.

  i'm not worried about that as i'll easily get another job,.

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  you need a web cam and a midget ! lol

  don't tell me... and some giant skittles?

  No, just lots and lots of Lubricant

  lol
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  My Photos - life in the Australian bush

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is tathra wharf looking back over tathra township.

  my 40 acres is in the hills to the right.. 130 years old and possibly the only one remaining on the entire australian coast.

  it's my favorite fishing place.

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  You live in a PINK Humpy?!?!

  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

  Did it fall off the back of a mardi gras float

  :)
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  threats

  by joelbear in

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  any interesting threats your parents would use on you.. my mom always said, remember there's an eye watchin' you.

  and when i would say something about a brother or sister or the society or something offbeat in general.

  she would say the she bears were going to eat me.. well she was close on the last one.

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  My mum was always lying about she bears getting some little kid down the rd because they were bad.

  As I grew older I figured out there were no bears in Scotland, let alone She bears and I'd point that little fact out to her. Then one day she showed me a newspaper clipping about how some bear had escaped and was running wild up in Scotland... I behaved after that
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  You've rented a billboard in front of a KH. What would you put on it?

  by whyizit in

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  if you could rent a bill board where you knew jehovah's witnesses would see it, what would you put on it to try to effectively reach them?

  and don't forget that lots of other people would see it to.

  maybe the regular joe would be able to develope some good questions from your ad too.

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  Jehovah Says

  NO ORAL SEX ALLOWED
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  What "kills" JW enthousiasm?

  by JH in

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  no natural disasters, that must just kill them.

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  Lack of Love in the congregation.

  The Stick rather than the Carrot