Or maybe travel back 65 million years and see if it was an asteroid that really helped kill off the dinosaurs
No it was a space freighter that used to be piloted by Beryl Reid with Adric at the helm <g>
Smart arse Matt
if you could be a fly on the wall at any event in history, which three events would you choose?
it could be anything, eg birth of jesus, seeing the beatles live, listening to a c.t.russell speech, battle of the little big horn, etc.
you don't even have to be a fly; you could participate if you liked .
Or maybe travel back 65 million years and see if it was an asteroid that really helped kill off the dinosaurs
No it was a space freighter that used to be piloted by Beryl Reid with Adric at the helm <g>
Smart arse Matt
ive been on two cruises in the early 90's with large amounts of witnesses.
one cruise we had around 85 and the other 175. one night on the larger jw cruise there were 50 or so of us watching this comedian.
he started getting a little crude using words like penis so we all got up at the same time and walked out during his act.
I can. take a bunch of witnesses, put them on a bus, and drive to new york...
Eugh lets hope no one had the farts
lol
No I'm not putting my name to this one
during the past few weeks i have noticed a lot of people sign off their posts with their names.. does this mean that we have no fear of the evil wt empire?.
bob evans.
walland, tn..
I only do it cos there must be 1000's of Matts out there in JW land
Matt
the other night i was listening to npr on the radio while driving home and i heard a very interesting piece of information... the "57" in the heinz 57 brand came from occult sources!
the container says "heinz 57 varieties" but the number was never meant to literally mean they had 57 varieties of products, instead the numbers 5 and 7 have occult meaning.. i looked around on the internet and found these articles:.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_195.
Oh wow this could be the start of a new satanic conspiracy !
Check out the arch satanist himself and soon to be star of many Awake articles "Magical Trevor" on http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/ and note what the cow saw in a parallel dimension!
Spooky lol
I can see sisters that have been the victims of domestic violence turning up at the hall and explaining their black eyes away as being the result of flying satanic cans of beans
Matt
i think that every one on this site goes way over the top calling jehovahs wittnesses names you spend more time trying to prove them wrong than you do prasing god.i mean is this your purpose in life.if you no more about the bible than the wittnesses then go straght a head and speak.but dont act like a spoiled brat calling people names.a lot of people on this site will belevae what they want to beleave because it suits there lifestyle lets get to the root of whats realy in your hearts
PMJ,
If you're still around check out the I'm so conflicted thread and feel the love in this group
Matt
ever knock on a door and have an outstanding call for what ever reason,good or bad.?.
i cant name names because i'll end up giving my old congregations name / area away and i don't want to do that.
i was out one sunday afternoon with an elder we were doing a nice area but having no interest, we knocked on a door and a scruffy looking bloke came to the door (i recognised him straight away), the elder presented the mags and got a no thanks and started to put the mags away as the door started to shut.
You'd think elder XXX&XXX would have been happy that the placement got off the ground, regardless for who and under what circumstances the magazine was placed.
No, I'd shown him that I knew (on first name terms lol) the lead singer of what to him was a satanic rock group and that I owned one of their satanic records and knew the words. At the time I had *really* short hair, rode a motor bike and had just got my first tattoo done and I was always in trouble thanks to the other Brothers ( lol, honest ) so he was just waiting for another chance to spiritually kick my buttt
It was a bit like knocking on a porn stars door and telling her in front of an elder "Oh I've got all your movies"
Dumb
Matt
what kinds of jw literature do you see in the second hand stores?
i often come across copies of the nwt.
recently, i saw a live forever book.
ooo someones flogging "The Truth that leads to Eternal Life" book on the Uk Ebay site for just 1p (thats about 2 cents) Still the org said not to buy second hand books cos they could be demonised!
Matt
ever knock on a door and have an outstanding call for what ever reason,good or bad.?.
i cant name names because i'll end up giving my old congregations name / area away and i don't want to do that.
i was out one sunday afternoon with an elder we were doing a nice area but having no interest, we knocked on a door and a scruffy looking bloke came to the door (i recognised him straight away), the elder presented the mags and got a no thanks and started to put the mags away as the door started to shut.
How does that make you feel? I mean, being a grown man and having someone "instruct" you one what records you should be listening to.
I just towed the line and humbly accepted the counsel, it was a song about people dying and stuff and God just laughing at them. It was explained to us that someone in the group was a "born again" and that at their church they had a list of sick people that the congregation would pray for but that that person nearly always ended up dying.
I was always in trouble for something petty (ministerial whipping boy) so I was always trying to do the right thing, so I did what I was told and destroyed it. Ive kicked my self since though because I really liked that track
Matt
ever knock on a door and have an outstanding call for what ever reason,good or bad.?.
i cant name names because i'll end up giving my old congregations name / area away and i don't want to do that.
i was out one sunday afternoon with an elder we were doing a nice area but having no interest, we knocked on a door and a scruffy looking bloke came to the door (i recognised him straight away), the elder presented the mags and got a no thanks and started to put the mags away as the door started to shut.
Ever knock on a door and have an outstanding call for what ever reason,good or bad.?
I cant name names because I'll end up giving my old congregations name / area away and I don't want to do that.
I was out one Sunday afternoon with an Elder we were doing a nice area but having no interest, we knocked on a door and a scruffy looking bloke came to the door (I recognised him straight away), the Elder presented the mags and got a no thanks and started to put the mags away as the door started to shut. Quick as a flash I jumped in there and said something like " wait a sec you're xxxx xxxxx aren't you !!!" and he said yes. He was the lead singer of a group that were kinda big in the UK but would later go on to become even bigger in the states. They had released a single about gods sick sense of humour (please don't name it if you guess it) so I brought it up and asked him what it was about. I stupidly mentioned that I had the 12" We chatted for a good 10 minutes about God and I placed my mags and I was well pleased because I'd recognised him where as the Elder hadn't plus I'd turned it into a successful call. However the Elder must have been smarting because no sooner were we down the drive than I was being counselled about owning dodgy records
Matt
here is a test you may find interesting:.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv.
i am going to go in limbo, my wife always said i was a goody-goody.. belbab
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score |
---|---|
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Matt