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  Why not use real demons in movies?

  by White Dove in

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  why does hollywood use special effects for demonized movies if demons are supposed to be real?

  that has bothered me for years.

  i did ask this question in a tiny post on another thread but thought this question needed some considering.

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  Its thread like this that make me think I woke up to find everyone on grade a crack!
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  I have found something truly horrific.

  by cultswatter in

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  this is big, very big.

  bigger that pascal petite(well, just as big), bigger than the demonic hand or the rams head in the live forever book!!.

  to present this properly, i will need a scan of the page in the live forever book where the thief is running from the police clutching a bag of goods.

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  i think the cop in the background is hot hot hot!!!

  Purps you are one sick moma! lol!
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  Is Rollerdave for real?

  by RollerDave in

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  this rollerdave guy, is he for real?.

  i mean, the guy just seems larger than life and has so much drama going on, and now there's more of them with the introduction of the wife/gf and daughter characters you gotta wonder.. do any of you have any real experience with this joker?.

  are the wife and daughter just him in a wig and a falsetto?.

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  I hope Rollerdave is real! if he's not real then where the heck did i come from?!

  Aha! Modern day proof of a virgin birth LOL!!

  Dave - if you could just send me a copy of your birth certificate plus two current utility bills with your full name and address on them, that would be sufficient proof for me...

  Hahahaha - I enjoyed that sad emo!
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  Happy Anniversary to Me!

  by Crumpet in

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  never one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) i thought i'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.. i'm glad i came here.. (wonders if what ip sec said on the trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....).

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  oh yes and happy anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th october.

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  If you can just hold that thought until December 31st Elsewhere, you can count on a date with my posterior!
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  Happy Anniversary to Me!

  by Crumpet in

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  never one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) i thought i'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.. i'm glad i came here.. (wonders if what ip sec said on the trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....).

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  oh yes and happy anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th october.

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  To all who missed me, you have Dr Lithium to thank.

  The Police gig was tremendous. Definitely a band that is many times better live than dead, i mean um stoooned on CD. Sting has so much energy ...tantric karma perhaps.

  I saw a guy that I hadnt seen since I was 18, the guy who offered me the ticket at short notice. We got horrendously lost on the M25 and visited most of the London areas major airports under a wedge of apple moon - that's exactly how it looked, vaguely green and apple-wedge like really - and then we eventually located my flat by luck and the aid of an ex bf who was a bit surly at being woken up at 12.30 for directions - and I had lost my door keys. After much apologising and blaming it on the drugs they were discovered where i had placed them for safe keeping in the glove box.

  So after that palaver I am not sure if I should consider it a compliment when he said you havent changed a bit since you were 18....

  Once we were in I felt the need for supplies so I summoned my troops who were forthcoming in alcohol and articles of a dubious nature and we watched Kill Bill until everyone fell asleep. I've picked them all up, dusted them off (unlike Uma ini the restaurant in KB1) and sent them home.

  And to be perfectly honest, now I am regretting it.

  Though that will soon change when my Anniversary Pizza arives and I DON'T have to share it.

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  YOU

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  THE BEST!
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  What do you want us to do if YOU die?

  by skeeter1 in

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  given the faked linda death and a recent, personal friend who died...i think it's appropriate to gather our thoughts on our own death & funeral.. first, if you have a will please make sure it puts down your final funeral wishes.

  i think all would roll over in the casket if our family members gave us a jw funeral.

  i could see them doing this as a last effort to make us right with jah.. in my case, i'd like you to plant a tree/plant (even an anti-mosquito plant would do) in your yard.

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  german - I will notice if you dont show up to weston-super-mare with your kegs!
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  What do you want us to do if YOU die?

  by skeeter1 in

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  given the faked linda death and a recent, personal friend who died...i think it's appropriate to gather our thoughts on our own death & funeral.. first, if you have a will please make sure it puts down your final funeral wishes.

  i think all would roll over in the casket if our family members gave us a jw funeral.

  i could see them doing this as a last effort to make us right with jah.. in my case, i'd like you to plant a tree/plant (even an anti-mosquito plant would do) in your yard.

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  I'm immortal! LOL!

  If I die I should like a very large apostafest - possibly a series of them if not everyone can make the pilgrimmage and everyone to drink copious amounts in my memory and I should like an open casket so that everyone can have a good old ogle and then cremated and anyone who wants some to take a teaspoon of my ashes and sprinkle them in their favourite place. I just hope no one with a grudge decides on tipping their apportionment down the khazi! ;-)

  Smells Like Teen Spirit and Come as You Are by Nirvana must be played as well as Mr Brightside by The Killers. Ideally it would be great if you can get some live bands to perform at my funeral (a little like Elton John at Diana's) and of course I should love Stephen Fry to make a speech, and most of the cast of Shaun of the Dead to come and do comedy sketches and possibly if you could round up one or two of my favourite authors to come and read passages of my nobel prize winning novel (yet to be written) and perhaps Anelina to come and weep over my corpse with Brad in tow that would be lovely. And fireworks, lots of fireworks. I think thats about it. I'd also like a large effigy erected close to Jim Morrison's in Paris - you'll probably have to buy out some of his neighbours - and have a digital etch a sketch so people can come and sign their names or do graffiti in an ecologically sound kind of way.

  Of course I've not given the thing much thought at all....
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  Happy Anniversary to Me!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
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  never one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) i thought i'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.. i'm glad i came here.. (wonders if what ip sec said on the trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....).

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  oh yes and happy anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th october.

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  Clam is it really my leather anniversary?!! In that case you have helped me decide what to wear in order to celebrate this prestigious ocassion. I am off to see The Police tonight with a friend I haven't seen since I was 18...I'm sure he'll enjoy getting leathered! hehe!
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  A freaky incident just happened

  by Junction-Guy in

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  well i was sitting here about 1 hour ago, surfing the net, and the doorbell rang.

  that in itself is freaky enough, considering it was early in the morning,and as we have had alot of car burlaries here at the apartment complex, and i thought that maybe my car was hit and someone was here to tell me about it.. .

  i asked who it was and he said "it's your neighbor", so i reluctantly opened the door ever so slowly and there was this young white guy in his 20's.

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  You definitely did the right thing JG. I don't answer my door or my phone without appointment.
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  Happy Anniversary to Me!

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  never one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) i thought i'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.. i'm glad i came here.. (wonders if what ip sec said on the trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....).

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  oh yes and happy anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th october.

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  Never one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) I thought I'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.

  I'm glad I came here.

  (Wonders if what IP Sec said on the Trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....)

  Oh yes and Happy Anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th October.