If your child cannot point on a map to the major nations of the world, or major geographical features, such as oceans, continents, mountain ranges, rivers, and the major cities of the world, take him to the city gates and stone him and yourself.
Trimester abortions of new television shows should be reviewed by a panel of viewers comprising no less than one tenth the target market audience in order that cancellation of shows is afforded a modicum of checks and balances.
One near-term, realistic, non-exploitation space exploration film shall be made per year.
All police officers in every role and of every rank will be recorded during their dispatch of public duties. If an off-duty officer commenses public operations, he will have such equipment that automatically begins recording the event under every circumstance, no exceptions.