I think the threads must be in reference to a VH1 news special on Michael Jackson's childhood:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_news_presents/82010/episode.jhtml
I didn't watch it; did anyone?
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21Crazy Talking JWs on VH1 Forum
by rebel8 inthey're baaaack.
i thought the jws had left that forum, but they haven't.. http://www.vh1.com/interact/boards/main.jhtml/vh1_news_presents/threadlist?offset=0.
check out the most recent thread.
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What's the most thought-provoking novel you've ever read?
by lucky ini'd have to say for me that it was ayn rand's the fountainhead.
even though i don't agree with a lot of her philosophy, it definitely made me stumble around in a thought-induced haze for a few weeks after reading it.
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I'd have to say for me that it was Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. Even though I don't agree with a lot of her philosophy, it definitely made me stumble around in a thought-induced haze for a few weeks after reading it.
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"All I Want is You" - U2
"Hands Clean" - Alanis Morrissette (for the unsettling parallels with my own life)
"Tomorrow Wendy" - Concrete Blonde
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What if either Adam or Eve had remained perfect?
by Sith ini've never heard this addressed before.
according to the wts, joe hoba didn't destroy adam and eve when they sinned, because that would have only proven his power...that he could destroy that which he created.
he allowed them to stay alive and multiply so that he could prove the rightness of his rule and to answer satan's criticism.
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I asked my mom this question when I was about 12. She did a bunch of research but couldn't answer it and eventually asked the "smartest" elder in our congregation to sit down with my and try to answer it after the bookstudy one evening. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was not a satisfying answer, even to a twelve year old. Afterwards, my mom asked me if the brother had answered my question and when I told her no, she told me that I just needed to "trust in Jehovah". That was the genesis of my real doubts (unfortunately, it took me 12 more years to finally leave).
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How about an "The Onion" type version of the Watchtower?
by Check_Your_Premises ini got the idea from a post i made on another thread.sorry.
i just took my meds.
i suffer from rutheford-russel syndrome.
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lucky
In the spirit of "The Onion":
Young Pioneer Sister Counseled for Appearing ?Too Hippiesh?
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA ? Eighteen year old pioneer sister Sally Barker was invited into the second school after the Service Meeting by Elders Jim Smith and Bill Brown last Thursday night for some loving counsel regarding her appearance.
After a brief prayer asking for Jehovah?s guidance, Brother Smith started the discussion by commending Sister Barker for her excellent use of connectives during her number three talk earlier that evening. He then informed Sister Barker that a number of the older sisters in the congregation were expressing concern over her style of dress, which they considered to be overly ?hippiesh?. ?We certainly appreciate your desire for modesty and we?re happy that we are not here counseling you about wearing your skirts too SHORT. However, some of the sisters feel that the crinkly texture and long length of a number of your service dresses and skirts may give householders the wrong impression that Jehovah?s people are somehow associated with, or endorse, the hippy movement. We certainly wouldn?t want to be giving that impression, would we??
Sister Barker sat in stunned silence while Brother Brown joined the discussion. ?Additionally, we feel that your long, straight hair may be giving worldly ones the wrong notion. We are sure you would agree it would show a humble, theocratic attitude if you cut your hair and got a perm. We realize that a perm may be expensive on your current part-time, minimum wage income, but we?re sure that Sister Brown and Sister Smith would be happy to assist you with a home perm kit.
?While we?re on the subject, we?d like to bring up your vehicle. Your Volkswagen Beetle not only does not have the recommended four doors, it certainly reinforces the whole hippy image that we are concerned you may be inadvertently portraying. I?m sure that Jehovah would answer a heartfelt prayer if you were to approach him regarding finding an affordable, used four-door Toyota Camry with 300,000 miles on it.
?Another thing that has been brought to our attention is your recent conversion to vegetarianism. I?m sure you are aware that the Israelites ate meat regularly and that even Jesus himself turned one fish into many to feed the masses. We feel that this ?vegetarian? fad is certainly going ?beyond the things which have been written? and bringing reproach on Jehovah?s name. In addition, we are concerned that the lack of protein in your diet may be contributing to fatigue and the fact that you?ve been a few hours short on your time these past few months.?
?Finally, we have been informed by your pioneer partner that you have been encouraging your parents to recycle aluminum and plastic containers at home, as well as newspapers. We must keep in mind that Jehovah will destroy those destroying the earth at Armageddon. Wasting time on these hippy-related environmental programs is simply serving as a distraction from the more important things. We strongly encourage that you discontinue the recycling and instead spend the time on personal study.
?In conclusion, Sister Barker, we commend you for your willing spirit in Jehovah?s service. We are confident that with a few minor changes to your wardrobe, hair, diet, vehicle, and personal practices, you will continue to please Jehovah and set a fine example for the youth in the congregation.?
-sadly, based on a true story.
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How to Get an "X" Marked over Your House on the "Territory Map
by Evanescence inhi guys i found a hilarous joke,.
every time they say "god," or the ever-popular "jehovah-god" say "..or goddess.
* go to the sunday "public meeting" at your local kingdom hall to share the good news of your religion with them.
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My husband told me that when he was in college he and his roommate saw the witnesses coming down the street and they quickly put on black clothes and some eyeliner. His roommate grabbed a big butcher knife and stood at the top of the stairs and when the witnesses got to their house, my husband opened the door and instructed his roommate to "prepare the infant". Needless to say, they ended up on the do not call list.
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Do you have dreams that you're still in the org.?
by lucky init's weird.
i haven't been to a meeting in eight years, but at least once a month, i have a dream that i'm at a meeting or out in service or at an assembly or in some other witness-related situation.
it's like those school dreams where you dream you have a calculus final that morning and you haven't been to class all semester.
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It's weird. I haven't been to a meeting in eight years, but at least once a month, I have a dream that I'm at a meeting or out in service or at an assembly or in some other witness-related situation. It's like those school dreams where you dream you have a calculus final that morning and you haven't been to class all semester. I always wake up and breathe an enormous sigh of relief. Anyone else have similar dreams (or should I say nightmares)?
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What is the oldest witness publication you actually remember?
by AK - Jeff innot just one you have seen - or even researched since leaving.
but the oldest one you recall studying when you 'got the truth' or as a child?.
i remember "let god be true" - 'babylon the great has fallen'- and 'paradise restored - paradise regained' [the big orangish/pink book - hope i got the name right] - all 50's early 60's books.
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I remember studying the "Your Youth - Getting the Most out of It", too. I think the only chapters that were actually interesting were "Growing into Manhood" and "Growing into Womanhood" or whatever it was they were called. My mom studied them with me when they did sex ed in school, when I was like 9 or 10. It was the first I'd heard about sex and I thought it was the grossest thing ever. I remember my mom saying "someday it won't seem so gross" (although she didn't actually use the word "gross" because that was on our forbidden word list).
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Were you caught, did you confess, or did you run?
by sass_my_frass inhi, fyi: d'f'd a month ago, and glad you're all here.
i'm just assessing the sum of the madness that happened since my parents guilt-tripped me into confessing what got me disfellowshipped.
i do very sharply recall that at the moment i decided to do so i had an overwhelming feeling of relief which at the time i thought was me hating the lying about what i'd done and wanting to come clean about that and clear my conscience as a witness, but have since thought might have been me hating the lying about how i feel about the organisation and wanting to come clean about that as a human, ie, whether i'd turned the corner as a witness or i was glad to be getting away from it.
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I ran. I had two episodes of falling in love with the "wrong" person. The first episode involved numerous meetings with the elders during which we both lied, and evenutally resulted in me moving away and ending the relationship, but under the guise of "moving where the need was greater." I was racked with guilt for years after that (especially since I was pioneering) and terrified that we would be found out (even though the affair had ended). But I just couldn't bring myself to confess and break up his family (he was married with young children), even though I thought I'd probably die at armageddon for my evil ways. The second time, years later, I ended up innocently spending the night at a worldy boy's house, talking (I was having serious doubts about the "truth" by this point, but was still in good standing and auxiliary pioneering). It was a saturday night. Nothing physical happened, but I knew that I would be in big trouble sunday morning with my three zealous roommates, so while they were all at the meeting, he and I borrowed a truck and snuck into my apartment and took all my stuff and left a note saying that I was having personal issues. It was a mad dash, and needless to say, resulted in complete panic on the part of my roommates, the elders, and my mom (who was in another state). I disappeared off the face of the planet for couple weeks (living with my "boyfriend") and hiding my car, but alas, I could not afford to quit my job and I was eventually tracked down at work and pulled out by the elders (my boss wasn't too happy). I wouldn't give them any details about anything, including where I was staying, and told them I just needed some time to myself to think things over. I never went to another meeting and the sense of relief I felt after leaving was ENORMOUS. I felt like a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders.
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What is the oldest witness publication you actually remember?
by AK - Jeff innot just one you have seen - or even researched since leaving.
but the oldest one you recall studying when you 'got the truth' or as a child?.
i remember "let god be true" - 'babylon the great has fallen'- and 'paradise restored - paradise regained' [the big orangish/pink book - hope i got the name right] - all 50's early 60's books.
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Oh, and I remember studying "Choosing the Best Way of Life" for my personal study with my mom when I was going through a "difficult" teenage phase.