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  1 Awake! + 2 WT’s each month?

  by cyberguy in

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  how does the new arrangement work with only 1 awake released each month but 2 wts?

  when i was in you could distribute pairs of magazines of the current issues.

  now it seems a little lopsided.

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  loosie

  Honesty,

  those aren't brothers those are the men in black
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  Things JW's Say: "In the New Order, I will <insert activity here>."

  by under_believer in

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  one of the most notorious things that jw's like to talk about are their expectations for the new order.

  they talk about what things will be like, the kind of activities they'll enjoy, how resurrection will work, what the "worldwide cleanup work" will entail, which houses they'll appropriate, how they'll finally be able to have the kids they've put off, and so on.

  here are some of the things i've heard witnesses say about the new order: they would personally explore the moons of jupiter for possible human colonization they would eat meat, since isaiah talks about "well oiled dishes filled with marrow" they would travel the world they would learn to play the piano they would research the "other scrolls that would be opened" they would play football (but not tackle football) they would have bible studies with newly resurrected ones they would speak hebrew (it's the language god gave adam and eve, you know, and we'll all have one language in the new order...) they would literally never feel any pain sensations ever again, even if they banged their elbow.

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  I heard an elder fromteh platform say Jah might give us a new house every 10 years, after 100 years will would own 10 houses.

  And the piont of that is what?!?!!?
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  Has anyone heard of Leopold Engleitner

  by loosie in

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  apparantly he is the oldest survivor of the holocaust at 101 years old and he is one of jehovahs witnesses.

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  loosie

  I guess I should have said oldest still living. I was just wording it how I got it in an email.
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  Overheard at the Book Study

  by under_believer in

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  here are a few comments that i overheard at this week's book study (of the third chapter of the bible teach book), and the thoughts i had after hearing them: .

  conductor: "as food shortages become more and more common as the time of the end advances, they will make excellent field service points since they were predicted by the bible.

  me: great.

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  And WTF is a light aperture?

  Light Aperture is the hole light comes through.
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  A fitting bumper sticker

  by loosie in

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  Let's put one of these on all the bumpers in the KH parking lot on Sunday.
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  Has anyone heard of Leopold Engleitner

  by loosie in

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  apparantly he is the oldest survivor of the holocaust at 101 years old and he is one of jehovahs witnesses.

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  Apparantly he is the oldest survivor of the holocaust at 101 years old and he is one of Jehovahs witnesses.
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  Brainwashed Children

  by I-follow-the-narrow-path in

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  i noticed an elder showed a picture of "paradise" and asked "who are the people dipicted"... .

  serveral children answered and said the same thing "they (look like they) are witnesses" -- .

  it was as if these children were taught that only jws are right... which they probably were.

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  Did you notice that the person on the right side of the picture looked just like a sheep, on my computer anyway.

  OMG more sublimnal artwork
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  A fitting bumper sticker

  by loosie in

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  http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bush/-/pv_design_prod/p_creativehuman.34116822/pNo_34116822/id_9395752/fpt_-ycqD_LRpraC8UgWz2-z-8--BLc/opt_/c_0/pg_
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  Will JW's elders Disfellowship or Disassociate or Reprove a JW for flag-sal

  by booker-t in

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  i attend a group activity every week and there is a young jw's woman that attends there with me and everytime we stand up to salute the flag she refuses to stand or say the pledge of allegence.

  she told me that if she did the elders would df'd her for idolatry.

  i have never heard of jw's getting kicked out for saluting the flag.

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  The only thing I know will happen if you salute the flag. Is that if someone sees you, and you are an elders son, the elder gets mad at the person who saw his son salute the flag, not his son.
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  Message from active JW living in another country

  by drew sagan in

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  i just got an email from a friend of mine who lives in another country.

  we became friends in high school, he was here on exchange.

  we have contacted each other on and off over the past few years and it's allways good to hear from him.

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  i don't buy nothing but foods. haapy way to live.

  I don't get it how can only buying food make you happy. If one person has to do this much then they need more people not fewer people to work harder.

  What happened to Jesus saying take my yoke for it is light.

  The WT yoke is very heavy I guess.