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  My first post

  by wonderwoman77 in

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  hello all, this is my first post here on this board.

  i have been to other boards, but i thought i would grace you all with my prescence as well.

  i know i just met some of you in the chat room.

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  Wonderwoman....WELCOME!! Please enjoy this forum, and I hope to see you in chat soon.

  Boozy
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  FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21ST CENTURY

  by BoozeRunner in

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  2. humour

  i love this one-i know you ladies love it also.. fairy tale for women of the 21st century.

  once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.. the frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: .

  elegant lady, i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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  T41...lol @ "another part of the anatomy."

  Boozy
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  FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21ST CENTURY

  by BoozeRunner in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i love this one-i know you ladies love it also.. fairy tale for women of the 21st century.

  once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.. the frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: .

  elegant lady, i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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  I love this one-I know you ladies love it also.

  FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21ST CENTURY

  Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

  The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
  Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

  That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
  on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

  I DONT FUCKING THINK SO.
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  Boozy
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  A Further Update of Who's Who

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  added today: boozerunner, dubla, hippikon and outnfree.. don't worry, hippi, i've engaged a good solicitor!

  "you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and i'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.".

  - groucho marx

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  Stephanus...ty for all your hard work on WhosWho.

  Mommy, TY. I'd love to spin some music anytime for all my friends here. My CD collection is growing by leaps and bounds each week. Last count.....about 550 total.

  Boozy
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  "Wait On Jehovah"

  by silentlambs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  wait on jehovah, is an interesting terminology.

  it is used basically to stop an action from taking place.

  the inference would be that you should leave it in gods hands and in his due time he will maneuver things to address the matter.

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  Wait on Jehovah is certainly an EXCUSE for inaction-either to protect guilty ones, or simply to be lazy and cowardly.

  Isa. 59:16 (& the surrounding verses[I think]) show how Jehovah feels when those with the responsibility and opportunity to right wrongs deliberately fail to act.

  Isa.59 Verses 11 to 16
  [11] We all growl like bears,
  we moan and moan like doves;
  we look for justice, but there is none;
  for salvation, but it is far from us.
  [12] For our transgressions are multiplied before thee,
  and our sins testify against us;
  for our transgressions are with us,
  and we know our iniquities:
  [13] transgressing, and denying the LORD, and turning away from following our God, speaking oppression and revolt,
  conceiving and uttering from the heart lying words.
  [14] Justice is turned back,
  and righteousness stands afar off;
  for truth has fallen in the public squares, and uprightness cannot enter.
  [15] Truth is lacking, and he who departs from evil makes himself a prey.
  The LORD saw it, and it displeased him that there was no justice.
  [16] He saw that there was no man,
  and wondered that there was no one to intervene; then his own arm brought him victory, and his righteousness upheld him.

  [16] He saw that there was no man, and wondered that there was no one to intervene; then his own arm brought him victory, and his righteousness upheld him.

  Why would Jehovah wonder that there was no one intervening? Because these were HIS PEOPLE!!! He had persons in positions of responsibilty and authority to handle such matters. He would not wonder about "pagans" abandoning justice-their very nature described in the Bible make it clear that they held to different standards than those laid out for Isreal.

  Bible, Revised Standard Version
  The Revised Standard Version of the Bible is copyright © National Council of Churches of Christ in America and distributed to registered users (see User Agreement) with their kind permission. The HTI is grateful to NCC and the University of Pennsylvania's Center for Computer Analysis of Texts (CCAT) for their permission to provide this WWW-accessible version.

  Feel free to look this scripture up in the NWT also-I believe the language is even clearer.

  Props to my brother WORF for bringing this scripture to my attention on H2O a coupla years ago.

  Boozy
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  Which MALE body type do you prefer?

  by ItsJustMe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  personally, i like under 6', muscular, dark eyes, curly dark hair.. self-confidence is a must, as is laughing at my jokes!

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  Hmmmm, I think I lost out on this thread. I'm ONLY 5'8", thin, but well defined(medium build), brown eyes, not beefy at all. :-( But I have been called sexy-go figure-great sense of humor, very compassionate and sensitive. Dark complexion, I think (see pic link).

  WAIT!!! These are NOT the personals.LOL

  Boozy
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  toilet humor

  by peaceloveharmony in

  1. social
  2. humour

  an old man and his wife have gone to bed.

  after laying there a few minutes.

  the old man farts and says, "seven points.".

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  MONY!!! Gross...LOL, but funny as hell!!

  And now, a poem-

  Sitting here reading this shithouse art
  I suddenly let loose a tremendous fart.
  It shook the air and shattered the walls
  And burned all the hair off my f*ckin balls.
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  I wasn't sure where to post this ??

  by closer2fine in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since there isn't an "other" forum.. my hubby is a die-hard regular razor kinda guy.

  i want to buy him a nice electric (or cordless) shaver for christmas (help cut his shave time in half).

  i went to consumer reports to see what they said - and they haven't reviewed it.. does anyone have any recommendations?.

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  Closer2, I have found that "trimmer-type" shavers work very well. They are more like the clippers that barbers use. Those give a good close shave, at least for me. A good professional model is ANDIS, but try a beauty supply store is you look for one.

  Boozy
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  Top 10 Comments _NOT_ to make at the Hall

  by teejay in

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  2. humour

  # 10 - along with br.

  blanks comment, we can see it's important not to gossip and spread rumors, and some people in here need to start applying that in there lives, and get out of my business!.

  # 9 - we know we're in the last days... when i was at the movies yesterday watching scream part 3, i could see how the actors in the movie couldn't get along and solve a problem without cursing and swearing all over the place.. # 8 - i know we're all witnesses, so can i get a witness.... # 7 - uh, excuse me brother, but your talk is going overtime and kfc closes in 15 minutes, you know what i'm saying?.

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  43. Pioneer sisters, theres no need to live in poverty, not when the strip club across town is looking for new dancers.

  Boozy
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  Breaking free of the OIL habit.

  by Amazing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dependancy: the usa, the western world, north and south america, and like many nations of europe and japan, are highly dependant on oil.

  i recall as a kid in the 1950s seeing gas prices at 5 cents a gallon.

  i remember my parents getting bent out of shape when gas finally reached 11 cents a gallon.. 1971: my wife and i traveled to southern california to visit friends and family.

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  Great post and replies from all. A quick and simple way to begin cutting our dependency on oil is to increase vehicle fuel economy by about 7-10%. This would cut our dependency by VOLUMES. Japanese automakers are far ahead of us in this regard. The technology exists, why not implement it? Also, 70% of vehicles manufactured in the USA are either Pick-ups, SUV's, or Minivans. They are exempt from normal passenger car fuel economy standards. Do we REALLY need such gas-guzzling vehicles? Many are simply status symbols. Do you really think that a Lexus, or Mercedes 4X4 is going OFF-ROAD?

  Of course, if we do that, then the oil barons in this country will suffer too.

  We lag terribly behind in the category of oil reserves. This should be a priority for the foreseeable future.

  As to bin Laden, the Taliban, and the Northern Alliance, they have truly shot themselves and Afghanistan in the foot. The continued civil war there forced foreign oil conglomerates to halt production on a pipeline through the country. The transit fees to get that oil to the Persian Gulf for export would have brought hundreds of millions of dollars into Afghanistan each year. Hows that for putting ya head up ya azz? LOL

  It is now rumored that the proposed pipeline may run OUTSIDE of Afghanistan along the border of-get this-IRAN among others.

  OPEC? I think they are trying hard not to piss us off by taking advantage of the unrest in the region.

  Boozy