tsunami_rid3r~ If all goes right, my son may be joining you there this fall. I bet you two would get along. I will keep you posted if he goes. UT right? Austin?
Sparkplug
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I'm feeling major depression
by tsunami_rid3r ini'm doing well academically, connecting with my professors and such.
right now i'm not too motivated to do anything.
the only motivation i have is graduating and going to another school to further my profession.
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How long do you stay in love?
by Thegoodgirl ini have a question:.
how long do you stay in love?
for those of you who are married, are you together "just for the kids"?
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Sparkplug
I think there are people I will always love. But being IN love. Well that is different. I truly believe that. I have friends I love. I really wish them well. But I am not in love even on a friendship level to where I will do anything for them as I would when I am IN love. I believe you can fall in love with your friends...even of the same sex. That is what makes the love so strong. It is just maybe you don't need sex from them. If sex is not love...than I love many, and love with sex...that will be reserved till It is actually what I stated. SEX with LOVE. See?
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Cannabis Free~
by Sparkplug inyesterday i bought a pack of smokes called cannabis free.
i thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique i could save a pack for crumples when she gets here.
so i lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it.
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Sparkplug
Just one one more thing, where's the nicotine?
There is none. Basically you are smoking lettuce. Not to make a story to promote smoking because it is still bad...but I was amused.
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Cannabis Free~
by Sparkplug inyesterday i bought a pack of smokes called cannabis free.
i thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique i could save a pack for crumples when she gets here.
so i lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it.
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Sparkplug
I dont know about Texas ... but were I am from "odor" detected by a peace officer is "probable cause"
~Hill
I think it is the same. I doubt if pulled over I would have had a good time of it. But it was fun for the prank. It was not relaxing like it said it was. I think smoking lettuce has to be something like a hooka...maybe. The tobacco man said that the same is sold for hookas. Did I spell that right? Anyhow, I really did not like the smell, And there is no point in puffing it. BUT I do think it would be funny to throw a party with alcohol free beer, and these fake ciggs and fake wine. Just to see people's reaction. You know?
LOL
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Cannabis Free~
by Sparkplug inyesterday i bought a pack of smokes called cannabis free.
i thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique i could save a pack for crumples when she gets here.
so i lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it.
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Sparkplug
Yesterday I bought a pack of smokes called Cannabis free. I thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique I could save a pack for Crumples when she gets here.
So I lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it. OMG!!!! It smells just like weed. It taste just like weed. I was kind of freaked out. I read the ingredients, and it is:Nepeta cataria, Skullcap, Lettuce opium, and mint. (all known for thier relaxing properties)
My daughter got in the car, and I thought to myself that I would stay quiet and see how badly she freaked. She said nothing....so about 5 minutes later I asked her did she not smell that? She laughed so hard because she thought I was really smoking a blunt and trying to do it on the sly. She was thinking to herself what a dang cool mom she had and was wondering where the stash was so she could find it.
NOW HOW MESSED UP is that?
We both laughed so very hard. But I best not smoke that in the car anymore...I know I would have trouble if pulled over by the police...LMAO
Dexi
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funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story
by oompa ini started to put this in the great thread here on weirdos in your hall which i have so enjoyed, but there was a bit more story to it.
there a pitiful little hunchback young man of about 25 that was soooooo introverted it was really sad.
so he calls my house to speak to my elder dad, and i answer the phone.....unfortunately, at 15, i sounded a lot like my dad, and as soon as i said "hello" he blurts out...."brother oompa, i just wanted you to know i have gotten rid of all my pornography, and am going to really try to work in harmony with my prayers to stop masturbating.
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Sparkplug
OMG Sparkplug you did NOT do that!!! That is a tale, and mine was not either....who could make this stuff up????......I now think we may have too many overly caring people here at JWD.....Remember I was only 15 when this happend, and have just laughed my @ss off every time I have told this story, but I guess in a way there is a sad side................................oompa
Oh yeah Oompa..I sure did. I still cringe when I think of it. OMG. it is one of those things you have to tell as a funny joke to even live with yourself. Good thing is, I hear tell laughter is one of the best ways to get through stuff like that when it makes you feel bad, or like thare is no hope for the stupid things you did.
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Sparkplug
Eyes open...Where did you find that? Is that how it really was written when introduced? Crap!
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Sparkplug
Made me cry. Thank you! Absolutely fabulous.
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Do you remember the "Snodgrass" family?...I'm sure you must.
by Gregor inthey were the family of hard working ma and pa with 3 or 4 well scrubbed, decently dressed kids who never missed a meeting.
they arrived in a well used van.
the back was either full of mops, brooms, vacuums, window washing equipment or rakes, shovels and lawnmowers.
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Sparkplug
Yes, it is hard to accept Gregor, but it is true. Like my mom. She needs it and I dare not even try to take it away from her. It is too late. I would wish different for her, but I truly think she belongs there.
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We lose our loved ones twice.
by wanderlustguy ini just received a message from one of my closest friends.
we grew up together and were/are as close as brothers.
his father was like a second dad to mehe died two days ago after two weeks in the hospital.
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Sparkplug
Doesn't he always?!?!
Yes and witty to boot. Good humor that does not cut as he spills it. I have much respect for that man. Yes I said Man. (not boy, not dude, not brother..although he might be black?) Just a good man. What more can you ask?