Jehovah looked down in 1919 and saw the Jehovah's Witnesses celebrating Christmas and worshiping Jesus so He sent Jesus down to inspect them.
Jesus liked what He saw and appointed them to be Jehovah's channel.
Then, a few years later they stopped celebrating Christmas.
Then, a few years later, only a small percentage of them ate the crackers and sipped the wine.
Then, a few years later they stopped worshiping Jesus.
Jesus said that was Ok because despite that He selected them because of the things they stopped after they were selected He likes false prophets who get stuff wrong all the time.
As long as they keep changing their doctrines when time runs out on them Jesus is happy and will let them be Jehovah's channel because God likes confusion.
As long as 99% of the Jehovah's Witnesses refuse to eat the crackers and sip the wine Jesus is happy because He likes being rejected.
The Jehovah's Witnesses are making Jehovah and Jesus very happy.
Let's all become Jehovah's Witnesses so Jehovah will be happy with us too
Honesty
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Let's make Jehovah happy.
by Honesty injehovah looked down in 1919 and saw the jehovah's witnesses celebrating christmas and worshiping jesus so he sent jesus down to inspect them.. .
jesus liked what he saw and appointed them to be jehovah's channel.. .
let's all become jehovah's witnesses so jehovah will be happy with us too.
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Scriptures for brother taking field service group
by FL_Panthers ini have recently been given the privilege of taking the field service group.. .
can anyone give me some scriptures i can use to encourage the group?
can you also give a reason as to why these scriptures are helpful to our ministry.. .
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Honesty
Deuteronomy 18:20-22 is a excellant scripture for midweek FS.
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Maybe moving! Need some advice
by Jon Preston inok so we might be moving to fl.
wife wants to get away to start over.
i also want to move but at the right time and to the right place.
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Honesty
I lived in Florida for 17 years and loved it. Although I lived close to the east coast (about 25 minutes from New Smyrna Beach) I liked the gulf coast better. My work kept me tied to the east coast but if I had a choice it would be the gulf coast south near Sarasota or somewhere around Pensacola.
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Please...I need your help
by Strawberryfieldsforever inmy heart is heavy as i write this letter.
i have been trying to live my life as best that i can since leaving jehovah's witnesses.
my dad was not a witness and was my rock when i left the religion.
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Honesty
You aren't reading aposatte literature.
She is every time she opens a Watchtower magazine.
Therefore, you can truthfully tell her that you aren't reading apostate literature.
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A Dummy's Guide to the 'This generation' doctrine
by Honesty ina jehovah's witness explains the watchtower society's 'this generation' doctrine..... .
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/t3heh0tafiuk6f9t3.
what do you think about his explanation?.
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Honesty
Jehovah's Witnesses have their own dictionary because it contains 'accurate knowledge' found only in a kingdom hall.
You should see his other posts over on Topix.
The dude is a trip.
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A Dummy's Guide to the 'This generation' doctrine
by Honesty ina jehovah's witness explains the watchtower society's 'this generation' doctrine..... .
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/t3heh0tafiuk6f9t3.
what do you think about his explanation?.
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Honesty
A Jehovah's Witness explains the Watchtower Society's 'This Generation' doctrine....
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/T3HEH0TAFIUK6F9T3
What do you think about his explanation?
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Do you know the difference between the words of GOD vs the GB?
by bruh2012 incircuit overseer said to the congregation last night:.
some are having problems going to detroit for the convention- some say it's too far, some say it's dangerous, some say i never been there before- why are you disobeying jehovah since "he said" you should go to detroit to worship me!!
huh!!!
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Honesty
How far from Detroit did this take place?
My eldest son is in Michigan and he laughed when I told him.
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Ohh, I forgot to celebrate.....
by Dismissing servant in...but the last time i reported field service was in february 1989.
25 years ago now!.
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Honesty
Congratulations!
We are delighted to award you the 25 year pin and "Inactive One" certificate of achievement.
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Is this the New Elders book
by Watchtower-Free inthe last release in 2010 was entitled "shepherd the flock of god'.
code named ks10 .. .
this would be the ks11.
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Honesty
Too funny!
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Victory in Defeat !
by cookiemaster inmaybe you guys remember that in january, i shared here our situation with the ongoing conflict with the ms that was conducting the wt study in our home.
well, my parents decided to talk to the elders about it.
the last time he held the study in our home he really said some insulting things during it.
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