I long for such an opportunity.
As do I littletoe, as do I.
we've lived here for nearly 2 years now, and this is the first i've seen them, and i'm home most of the time.
they caught me as i was taking the rubbish out; i didn't even realise they were in my front garden.
anyway, it was the first warm saturday we've had since last year, and here comes a mother with her young son.
I long for such an opportunity.
As do I littletoe, as do I.
here's a virtual meeting to show someone what a jw meeting is like without the "love bombing", but all the jehoba this, and jehoba that, prayers, horrible out of tune mono-tone singing?, and a visit from the co giving the dedication talk/prayer... .
the co point's out that a kingdumb hall is only a kingdumb hall if there is a sign out in front stating so... and that if the kingdumb hall was sold it doesn't come with the sign...
(wtf?
SWEET JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I got as far as the AWFUL singing and had to put the Housemartins on my iPod and BLAST it through the house to get the HIDEOUS "singing" out of my head!!!
this is my first post and it is extremely difficult, but where else can i go?
i'm sure not going to join another religion and most of you have been where i have.
just for the record, i was a drunk, drug addict and dabbler in spiritism when i began studying, which also makes it difficult, because the j.w.
Welcome Warlock
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Brit
spoof convention program .
(ms word download).
...from the many suggestions given to me by jwd posters.
That is unbelievably FUNNY!
Thank you for that!
my wife and i (ironically) have just sat discussing some of the implications of extending rights normally associated with marriage to co-habiting couples (rights such as division of assets and right to maintenance payments etc..) following hot on the heels of two big wins for very rich divorcees that change uk law (for very high earners) which makes marriage far less financially desirable for a rich person and looking back to such landmark changes such as the abolition of the married persons tax allowance does there seem any point or hope for marriage?
it also seems a bit unfair to those who decided not to get married (for whatever reason) to suddenly be married in all but name.
thoughts?
And to think how Gay rights have fought for equality in relationship status for so long... now six months after the Civil Partnership Act, they introduce this...
Qcmbr, if it's not bird flu, it's the banks out to get us. If it's not the Mad Cows, it's the tax credit over payments that'll get us. This GMTV fuelled scare culture is reeling into serious trouble. Enough I say. I am off to live on an Island... maybe with the LOST crowd... I think the black smoke/death thing that whispers is far less scary than Fiona Phillip's up turned sour old mouth going on about some poor troglodyte trying to pay back his over payment of £8000 which he spent on a Cruise ship that gave him the shits!
Brit
my brother decides he want to stop al the local kingdum hell and ask for the new craptower mag, he goes in and asks for the new craptower about a dozen x"s i'm standing at the door and he keeps asking for the new craptower " to worship the god jehoover.
and pray to the foolish and wayward slave.
he comes to the door and invites me in and about 10 wt zombies women are in the lobby.
my brother decides he want to stop al the local kingDUM hell and ask for the new CRAPtower mag, he goes in and asks for the new CRAPTOWER about a dozen X"S i'm standing at the door and he keeps asking for the new CRAPTOWER " TO WORship the god jehoover. and pray to the foolish and wayward slave. he comes to the door and invites me in and about 10 wt zombies women are in the lobby. i call out "who wants to have a bible study on 1914?" 2 so called sheapards come out and herd the sheep into the back room and lock the door like , sAtan himself came in to ask for a study i grabbed one elder by the hand and asked'? nows your chance to , stand up for your god in brooklyn. be a man and show these sisters your ACCURATE KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!. they cryied they were calling the police. i said why are you calling the police why not wait on jehoober.. all i want is a study on 1914. it was a sad seen, i left their free public discourse when they asked me to leave thier hell hall. john Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a fellow Kingdum Hall crasher!!! We shall have to make a plan and do it together!!!! Most fun innit?!!!!
i just got this msg from a friend over there.
shitty hey matt did you hear about the earthquake here?
saturday morning im alright but lotsa people are pretty much devestated....5000 dead so far i just lost a wall on the property but the house is ok. its pretty sad, been volunteering help seen lotsa dead people kids old people etc at the hospital.
Just dreadful. As if that area of the world has not had enough crap.
there have been plenty of threads where ye list words that witnesses love to use all the time.
oh god.
lets start whith a few that i know they dont like and identify if a person is apostate or not.
Dancing
Heavy Metal Music (any music other than Kingdum Melodies)
Raymond Franz
i have collected sayings, homilies, whatever along the way that crystallize something bigger i learned.
i will post a few every day.
if you have one, please share it.. if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.. to belittle is to be little.. somewhere, i got the idea if i just took care of others, i would be taken care of.. blondie
If you can't feed 'em. Don't breed 'em.
i was talking to a female aquaintance the other day and in one breath she was telling me that it's great when she goes out salsa dancing because apart from enjoying the music she never has to buy her own drink as there is a constant stream of guys buying for her and then in another breath she was complaining that they annoy her because they are just after a bit of arse.
now i've seen the way this girl dresses on a normal day i can't imagine what she puts on when she goes out.
btw she does have great booty.
Spectrum
This reminds me of the chick with the TIGHT white t shirt covering her 36DD knockers with an England rugby logo and "Fancy a Ruck" written across her tits. I stared at the t shirt and she POPPED about how I was perving her tits. I'm Gay for Christs sake, she should be so lucky to have me oggling her tits!!! And why, OH WHY, would she wear a t shirt like that in the first place if she did not want people to stare at her tits.
Brit