maximumflash
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I just met a Psycho With My Name
by Farkel inwarning!
this thread contains some wery, wery, bad vords.
those of you with faint hearts should just go out in a field and die and not read this crap.
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Who's the coolest here?
by troucul inbeen here awhile now, mostly as a lurker, but while reading alot of posts, i feel justified in formulating an opinion on who the coolest person on this board is.
so my vote goes to ....drum roll.... .
valis .
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maximumflash
Hey I could use a plastic bubble. Climb in with some baby oil. Of course I would have to charge a small admission fee for people to watch.
I am sure that I could think of some other uses for the bubble too.
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Who's the coolest here?
by troucul inbeen here awhile now, mostly as a lurker, but while reading alot of posts, i feel justified in formulating an opinion on who the coolest person on this board is.
so my vote goes to ....drum roll.... .
valis .
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maximumflash
troucul, I don't think that everyone is NOT trying to have fun. It's just that threads like this might hurt some peoples feelings. I don't think that anyone wants to do that here.
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Bodily Fluids
by Farkel ina consenting single man puts his tongue in a consenting single woman's mouth.
bodily fluids are exchanged.
it feels pretty good.
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maximumflash
LMAO@Farkel
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41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew
by WildTurkey in41 rules men wish women knew .
1. if you think you're fat, you probably are.
don't ask us.. 2. learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.. 3. don't cut your hair.
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maximumflash
LMAO @ WT and Lyin
Ok, I'll do it: *throwing remote control at XW*
*running away before XW thwacks me*
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Gasoline Price in your area
by JH inyesterday alone the price of gasoline went up 9 cents a liter here in eastern canada passing from 68 to 77 cents a liter.
a one day jump of 9 cents a liter is equal to about 40 cents a gallon.
so now we pay 77 cents a liter or 3.50$ a canadian gallon.
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maximumflash
We pay 1.20 ( at times less ) a gallon here on base.
Off base its about 1.39 a gallon.
How in the world can you people afford to drive in the UK and Canada? Sorry prices are so high for you there.
Edited by - maximumflash on 18 December 2002 9:1:19
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maximumflash
Mrs. Shakita(who would like to know how the h*** you make ashes into an egg timer!)
Guessing here. But I would think that it was the hour glass type with his ashes used like the sand would be?
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maximumflash
Which one of those knobs or buttons up there represents the womans "jumblies"
Or how about her butt? This should be one of the smaller buttons.
<~~~~~~~~~ Max who has some serious ass kissing to do!!!
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Would You, Could You, Marry Your Wife Again?
by Englishman ina couple of years back, 2 friends of ours decided that they would like to have their marriage vows renewed in our local church.
the main reason behind this was that they had married abroad some years back, and they thought that a sort of "second wedding" would be a nice thing for the mums and dads who had missed out on the original.
it was fine, very enjoyable.. hmm, i got to thinking, her ladyship and i did not marry in church, but settled for a registry office bash because of parental jw pressure, and also, because i had been married before it was, back then, very difficult to obtain a church wedding if one had been divorced.
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maximumflash
Sure would!! Probably a thousand times over!!
Never getting rid of this one!!
Although I don't know why she married me in the first place. I don't have money. I don't have looks. I not even that well endowed.
Did I say that out loud?
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Why Does Simon "Manage This Forum?"
by SpannerintheWorks infor financial reward - i doubt it!
the odd fiver every now and again...means nothing!.
he's got a (real) job and two kids.
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maximumflash
I don't care why Simon manages this forum, I just like it.
Although, this Jedi thing is going to take me about 5 years to get there at the rate that I am posting.