but I could get it from the elders at the hall
Hmmn...this would be opportunity for fun wouldnt it?
I should turn up in a sleeveless t-shirt brandishing my dragon tattoo- I would make a point of wearing jeans too - ripped ones!
I would make sure my iPod is turned up really loud (probably with some very 'debased' music); then promptly trip up over the rug near the door and then then proceed to take photos of the carpet for evidence in my Personal Injury claim.
When I am at the counter I could shout 'when is the article about the child abuse settlements going to be in the watchtower?' and then correct myself shouting 'oh I forgot, I dont have the right to read that version of the watchtower do I?'
Its petty and demonstrates that they are a cult!
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