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  Hair-raising Tale!

  by Free2Bme in

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  let's have some fun.did you find out some juicy gossip about a witness that you are just dying to blab?.

  here's one from me.. i went to a hairdressing salon for the first time and the stylist was a camp male who never stopped chatting from the second he got his gesticulating paws on my scruffy mop.. my mum who is a devout jw was sitting reading a mag waiting for me.. next thing he's telling us about his gay male friend who is a bit down because he is having an affair with a jw.

  to make things worse he is married with kids (the brother not the gay friend).. stifling my shock and trying not to look at my mum who is staring wildly and unseeingly at her mag i asked his name or address and although he didn't know the name he told us his street and district!.

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  Farkel,

  I hope you realize that you dont make any sense whatsoever.

  Dave
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  troubled [in need of answers]

  by zev in

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  today, i had a long, long talk with my employer.

  this person is some one who can seperate work and personal things, so after feeling like i needed to talk to someone, and soon, before i crack up, i went to her and dropped the bomb.

  she is not a witness, and because i cannot talk to a witness about what i have learned, for fear of the df'ing thingy, i feel safe in talking to her.

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  ZEV,

  First of all, (((((huggs))))) in a manly way of course.

  I did sow seeds of doubt in my wife over a long period of time though not intentionall, I was just subtley voicing my own concerns.

  We left together 6 weeks ago.

  Much of what you can do depends upon both your personalities and your communication skills. Put yourself in her shoes, either way she loses.

  If she chooses you then she loses the new system and virtual immortality and a feeling of knowing certainty. If she chooses the borg, then she loses you. Do not underestimate what she has to lose either way. If you care for her then appreciate her position. She WILL suffer major pain either way, as will you.

  The other difficulty you face at the moment is your own need for love and security during this time. You will probably find yourself drawn into conversing with other women because women are usually more able to communicate on the emotional level. This can lead you into a situation where you find yourself bonding with another woman rather than your wife, which will drive another stake into your marriage.

  Do not be mislead, although her decision as to what to do rests upon herself, what you choose to do and say will have a huge impact.

  My heart goes out to you as does my wifes.

  Feel free to email me if you desire.

  Dave
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  HEY! 2001 CONVENTION POINTS

  by Amazing in

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  the following is a recent jw advertisement about their upcoming conventions.

  it can be found on the jw-media.org site under recent news.

  i will quote them in italics and then make my own observations.. jehovah's witnesses office of public information.

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  LDH

  Hey girl, I was one of those once. I got to be a roman guard cracking a whip at some bible bashers or something. I dont even remember what the drama was about, but it was real cool dressing up as a roman soldier and even more fun cracking a whip at those woosy God thumpers.

  Dave
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  Song of Solomon - YEAH BABY

  by philo in

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  i just reread song of solomon for the first time in over ten years.

  despite using the nwt, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, i was nevertheless struck its beauty.

  if you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really.

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  All you seekers of porn, go read Song of Solomon.

  A story of a horny bastard who is such a randy guy, he is not sated even with 300 wives. A true stud, he gets his jollies fantasising about a sexy looking sheila who's engaged to some other dude.

  So overflowing with testosterone is this stud of ours, even after satisfying his 300 birds on call, still manages to wank himself of to the thoughts of this sexy looking sheila. What a stud.

  OH BEHAVE.

  dave
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  A FAIRY TALE....

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  a fairy tale for the assertive woman of the 21st .

  century .

  once upon a time, .

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  Harmony,

  Pass more of those happy pills

  dave
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  A FAIRY TALE....

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  a fairy tale for the assertive woman of the 21st .

  century .

  once upon a time, .

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  ROFLMFAO

  That was brilliant absolutely %$@*@ brilliant.

  Put a big smile on my clock, thanks

  david
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  Best Bumper Stickers I've seen.....

  by LDH in

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  jesus, save me from your followers!.

  i do work for food!

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  BugEye

  Stop her having sex : marry her

  dave
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  Wanted

  by TheHighPriest in

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  the new testament states that a warrant was issued for the arrest of jesus and that judas was the man that turned him in.. this warrant would have carried a description of the man that called himself the king of the jews, however this description did not find it's way into the bible.. this seem's a bit odd in particular since after all it would be interesting to know what the messiah really looked like.. i mean, think about it, if you had the chance to record the events of a man of such importance would you not include a description of his image?.

  the appearance of jesus has been a subject of disscusion amongst many jw's (and other christians aswell i'm sure) and i remember many such occassions when the topic was being discussed and needles to say the opinions on this matter differed greatly.. the one opinion however that usually prevailed was that of a strong well built man, after all he was a carpenter etc.... as i said there is no such description in the bible, however, it was reported by josephus in his "capture of jerusalem".. now, i don't know whether this report is a genuine one or not, maybe jh can throw some light on that, but a copy of josephus description has survived in slavonic texts and it paints a picture quite at odds with the image many people have painted for themselves:.

  '...a man of simple appearance, mature age, dark skin, small stature, three cubits high, hunchbacked with a long face, long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him might be affrighted, with scanty hair with a parting in the middle of his head, after the manner of the nazarites, and with an undeveloped beard.'.

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  Oh great High priest,

  The slavonic texts are renown for interpolations on the original and often include strange statements. A comparison of the slavonic vs ethiopian texts of the book of enoch reveals just how imaginative the slavs were.

  Just a thought.

  Dave
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  DECEPTIVE JW ELDERS - CASE#4c

  by Amazing in

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  deceptive jw elders case#4c .

  [the following is a little over 4 pages, but it is worth the read and it gets better as you get to the end.].

  while i personally experienced several more acts where jw elders lied to me personally, the following is the most serious because it involved brother a. i mentioned him earlier where he was lied to by the jc and they used a confidential file against him that they developed over ten years a file he was never allowed to see or defend himself against.. sometime between january 1993, the jw elders on the jc were in the final stages of their meeting with brother a. this was before his first appeal.

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  Amazing is the word.

  It is sad that those still in the borg are not more in fear of the elders than they are. They should be terrified. These men play with the lives of all those "under their care".

  On another note, when I had meetings with a group of elders, I recorded the conversations using hidden remote transmitters that were very small so that they were unaware that they were being taped. That way, they feel freer to be their deceitful selves. I also did this when making phone calls to elders about serious matters.

  Its not quite legal to do this, but then again, neither is what most JC's do.

  Dave
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  What will you miss most from this system....

  by expatbrit in

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  that's the title of another poxy thread on witnesses online that has me scratching my head in disbelief that anyone could be so deluded.. i would love to be able to post a reply in the thread saying something like: "well, i guess none of you have any unbelieving relatives, then?"..

  link: http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000345.

  expatbrit

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  Riz,

  Dont you ever sleep?

  Dave