Hey there BigJim and all you other smokers.
First of all I would like to say a big thank you from the bottom of my heart. And I would like to encourage all of you to keep it up. No matter what anyone else says, feel free to continue that habit.
You are in fact doing me and other non smokers a wonderful and selfless favour.
You see, this world is becomming over populated and it is the selfless acts of those like you that commit yourselves to an early grave for the benefit of me and those like me that provide us with the hope for a long and wonderful future.
Once again, you have my sincerest thanks
BugEye