And who's ass did you crawl out of??????
You smell like shit.........
you are all sorry losers you should be pounding the streets and forcing people to take your stupid watchtowers but instead you are sitting on your fat azzes complainging and crying about how you were treated!!
if you had kissed azz a little more in the kingdom halls you wouldn't be here!
!
And who's ass did you crawl out of??????
You smell like shit.........
this came to me in an email, from a msn community jw site, is this bullshit or what?.
the maker of all human beings is recalling all units .
manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
I made the mistake of joining their little online community over at msn, cuz I was curious as to what was going on in there, couldn't access site unless you're a member, so.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now I am getting bombarded w/ this crap every day in the masses.....so which means that this wonderful crap that they send me, which I am so heartfully blissful to be recieving, I will most likely be posting here, for all to enjoy............LOL.
i have a kind of platonic relationship with an elder jw.
he is the most loving, caring and wise person i know.
we have never, ever have talked about this love or anything else improper.
Lilacs--didn't catch that!! I only read the first post..........Good eye!
this came to me in an email, from a msn community jw site, is this bullshit or what?.
the maker of all human beings is recalling all units .
manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This came to me in an email, from a msn community JW site, is this bullshit or what?
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This has been caused by a malfunction in the original prototype units, code names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S-I-N because it is primarily displayed by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms include:
(1) Loss of direction
(2) Foul vocal emissions
(3) Amnesia of origin
(4) Lack of peace and joy
(5) Selfish or violent behavior
(6) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(7) Fearfulness
(8) Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The number for the recall station in your area is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing:
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-H-O-V-A-H into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JEHOVAH guarantees replacement with:
(1) Love
(2) Joy
(3) Peace
(4) Long-suffering
(5) Kindness
(6) Goodness
(7) Faith
(8) Mildness
(9) Self-control
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these remedies in maintaining your unit in good working order.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous and dangerous to list. This will ultimately result in the human unit becoming permanently disabled.
For free emergency service, please call:
J-E-H-O-V-A-H, free of charge 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
"Trust in Jehovah, you people, for all times, for in Jah Jehovah is theRock of times indefinite." Isaiah 26:4
i have a kind of platonic relationship with an elder jw.
he is the most loving, caring and wise person i know.
we have never, ever have talked about this love or anything else improper.
First let me just say, welcome to the board.
Ok, this elder dude really pisses me off big time, he doing w/ you, even though you percieve it as purely platonic, exactly what he expects his loyal sheep NOT to do, and that is plainly not to get involved with worldly people...For the same situation, if a brother in his congreg. did this it would be very frowned upon, he would be counselled and harrassed to attend more meetings, study, do more door to door service, basically kiss his ass for forgiveness.
He is a bad example, a bad association himself, he should be reproved, DA'd, or disfellowshipped. I'm sure he has been judge, jury, and executioner many times for this same situation w/in his congreg.
My best advice for you--RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
wishing you a very happy birthday, dear angharad...and many more to come.
hope you have a nice celebration with your family.
we all appreciate all your efforts, too, in helping simon in keeping this forum going.
Happy birthday Ang.
My b-day was march 28th.
does a prophet have to claim to speak for "god" to be a false prophet?.
can he be a false prophet if he claims to speak for someone else who speaks to god?.
can he be a false prophet if he interprets a biblical prophet in a new way?.
I would love to shove the watchtower mag up an elders ass............OMG.
Just ignore me...thanks...little frazzled tonight!
i was raised 3rd generation dub.
my dad is an elder as his dad was and my brother and the other brother is ms on the way to elderhood.
i'm df for 21 years when i was 20. the only credit i can give my parents is they're crazy would be whether they were catholic, buddist or atheist.
Welcome to the board!!!!!
Nice to meet you!
http://communities.msn.com/jehovahschristianwitnesses/memberlist.msnw .
you have to apply for membership and they accepted mine!!
here's a excerpt from the site.... a wee bit of humor .
I have no clue...
how old were you when you lost your virginity and was it all that you thought it would be?????.
i was 19, and my first time was a complete let down.
i envisioned that gothic romance motif, all about romance and love, i didn't know what i was doing, didn't know sex was like that.
... or just make new friends!
You left that part out...............................
And here I thought that virginity and dubbism WERE jw related...