Posts by CaptainSchmideo

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NOAH, The Movie

by minimus in

jw
friends

i just saw it last night.. did anyone see it?.

i gave it 2 stars.

kinda boring and pretty much a fantasy!.

CaptainSchmideo

I used to love Jennifer Connelly's beauty....she's lost it.

Naw, she's still very pretty. She just needs to put her 90's weight back on. All of her fans need to send her pies, twinkies, cakes, and hoho's in the mail. That should do it.

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In what KM or literature were JW's told to not put the WT logo on podium or buildings?

by Wasanelder Once in

in the 80's it became a trend to put the wt logo on the front of the speakers podium where others put a cross.

i always hated that and spoke against it to the body of elders.

i shut up and it was put there anyway untill a km came down that said not to do it.

CaptainSchmideo

i walked into the hall last week and saw some sheeple wearing the jw.org pin.

I swear to Allah or Baal or whoever, that if I had seen that in person, I would have vomited all over the front of their suit.

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I just figured out why our forum site is having so many technical issues!

by stuckinarut2 in

jw
friends

as we all know, our forum is experiencing some rather frustrating technical issues over the last week or so....( we know that simon the founder has matters in hand and is trying to sort it all out.).

but here is the real reason why problems are occuring:.

jehovahs holy spirit is obviously blocking its functioning!.

CaptainSchmideo

Riddle:

Who was the most elastic man in the Bible?

Answer:

Balaam! He tied his ass to a tree and walked for several miles!

*rimshot*

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jw
friends

i just saw it last night.. did anyone see it?.

i gave it 2 stars.

kinda boring and pretty much a fantasy!.

CaptainSchmideo

Jennifer Connelly is going to be typecast if she keeps getting roles where she is married to a crazy Russell Crowe. Just sayin'...

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Main/Hollywood Jehovah's Witness, TV Tropes

by jam in

don't know if this have been posted but it is.

funny as hell.. maybe someone can post it.. google "main/hollywood jw, tv tropes"..

Main/Hollywood Jehovah's Witness, TV Tropes

by jam in

don't know if this have been posted but it is.

funny as hell.. maybe someone can post it.. google "main/hollywood jw, tv tropes"..

CaptainSchmideo

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodJehovahsWitness

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why did they have to butcher the kingdom melodies?

by purrpurr in

its not like there was anything wrong with them was there?

i used to love the old ones.

these new ones feel like the equivalent of a deflated balloon.. does anyone have the answer?.

why did they have to butcher the kingdom melodies?

by purrpurr in

its not like there was anything wrong with them was there?

i used to love the old ones.

these new ones feel like the equivalent of a deflated balloon.. does anyone have the answer?.

CaptainSchmideo

Here are some choice ones:

http://youtu.be/aWPvKxSA7nw

http://youtu.be/F43DqnMoWi0

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Is there a copy of any of the current GB's passports, vowing allegiance to the constitution of the USA?

by LogCon in

does the usa still require the oath of allegiance?.

have any of the current gb made such an oath?.

where or how would i find a copy?.

This is the second time this question has come up, and it's a bogus issue to get outraged over. There is no "loyalty oath" required to get a passport. If you don't believe me, look up the app on this website:

http://travel.state.gov/content/passports/english/passports/new.html