Still got the beautiful wife and kid though,sleepy its the you know what soon wwwwwooooooo hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
haujobbz
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I once was a Jehovahs witness
by sleepy ini once was a jehovahs witness.
who believed some crazy things, now get this.
soon will come armageddon, to kill you all dead then.
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I once was a Jehovahs witness
by sleepy ini once was a jehovahs witness.
who believed some crazy things, now get this.
soon will come armageddon, to kill you all dead then.
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haujobbz
Once i had a purpose in life
A wife and a kid and everlasting life
My eyes were then opened and reality bites
The truth set me free and cut like a knife
Death is the end no matter we say
and back to the ground is were we decay
the worms will consume at the end of the day
life will end and the walls fall down
heavens gates will open and ill be turned down
satan will smile another one down.
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Jw chatup lines!!!!!!!
by haujobbz in.
what chatup lines do you think jws were most likely to use to pull at say an assembly,mmmmm i wonder if they prepared them like say doing a talk,i bet they did because most i knew seemed under pressure to meet someone and a lot of ones i knew never pulled at assemblys due to such boring conversations with others, i mean what could they talk about.
so cmon what chatup lines are likely to work.
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haujobbz
What chatup lines do you think jws were most likely to use to pull at say an assembly,mmmmm i wonder if they prepared them like say doing a talk,i bet they did because most i knew seemed under pressure to meet someone and a lot of ones i knew never pulled at assemblys due to such boring conversations with others, i mean what could they talk about. So cmon what chatup lines are likely to work.
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How do you when your anointed?
by haujobbz ini had always been puzzled by this, how jws know there of the so called anointed class, i mean there not born anointed supposedly they know by means of holy spirit lol!!!!.
its then there word against yours, i mean we could all end up saying we were anointed then what would happen, probably you would be told off by the elders or maybe they just wouldnt believe you,and why because they might think if "more say their anointed" the end wont come in there lifetime.
guess what im starting to think im anointed!!!!!!!!
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haujobbz
RE: to little toe,"knowing if your anointed is definetly not an inane topic" inane meaning lacking significance,meaning,substance /Function: adjective/inflected form:/ inan'er;-est/Etymology:latin ananis.
You will have to guess what one of these i might be,ex-circuit-overseer,bible scholar,satanist high priest,ex-anointed one,trained for 12 years in vatican major seminary
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How do you when your anointed?
by haujobbz ini had always been puzzled by this, how jws know there of the so called anointed class, i mean there not born anointed supposedly they know by means of holy spirit lol!!!!.
its then there word against yours, i mean we could all end up saying we were anointed then what would happen, probably you would be told off by the elders or maybe they just wouldnt believe you,and why because they might think if "more say their anointed" the end wont come in there lifetime.
guess what im starting to think im anointed!!!!!!!!
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haujobbz
Dammmmmmnnnnnnn i meant to say "How do you know when your anointed"
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How do you when your anointed?
by haujobbz ini had always been puzzled by this, how jws know there of the so called anointed class, i mean there not born anointed supposedly they know by means of holy spirit lol!!!!.
its then there word against yours, i mean we could all end up saying we were anointed then what would happen, probably you would be told off by the elders or maybe they just wouldnt believe you,and why because they might think if "more say their anointed" the end wont come in there lifetime.
guess what im starting to think im anointed!!!!!!!!
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haujobbz
I had always been puzzled by this, how jws know there of the so called anointed class, i mean there not born anointed supposedly they know by means of holy spirit LOL!!!!. Its then there word against yours, i mean we could all end up saying we were anointed then what would happen, probably you would be told off by the elders or maybe they just wouldnt believe you,and why because they might think if "more say their anointed" the end wont come in there lifetime. Guess what im starting to think im anointed!!!!!!!!!
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Did you want to live in paradise?
by haujobbz insay you didnt want to be in paradise would that mean you were anointed,because i never liked the idea of living in parklike surrounds,singing birds,waterfalls,etc.
i mean i have grown up in the city and thats were i wanted to stay,so say didnt want to live in paradise what then.i remember someone thinkin that they were anointed because they had this feeling that they werent meant for the earth huh?
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haujobbz
Say you didnt want to be in paradise would that mean you were anointed,because i never liked the idea of living in parklike surrounds,singing birds,waterfalls,etc. I mean i have grown up in the city and thats were i wanted to stay,so say didnt want to live in paradise what then.I remember someone thinkin that they were anointed because they had this feeling that they werent meant for the earth huh?
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Prayer does it work for you?
by haujobbz inhello everyone more questions as usual, do you think praying ever helped you or was it just like talking to the air, its funny because when i was i jw i did pray a lot and convinced myself it worked,but now i think about it, did it help me or was it what i wanted to believe.i mean i always seemed to say to myself b4 yeh praying really helps me in my life and when things went right 4 me like maybe being regular as a preacher,at meetings,and doing whats was right, i felt my prayers were answered but i think these things happened because i wanted them to be that way not because of praying you know like the placebo effect.you see just because you pray 4 something and coincidently it happens does it mean your prayers worked.
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haujobbz
Hello everyone more questions as usual, do you think praying ever helped you or was it just like talking to the air, its funny because when i was i jw i did pray a lot and convinced myself it worked,but now i think about it, did it help me or was it what i wanted to believe.I mean i always seemed to say to myself b4 yeh praying really helps me in my life and when things went right 4 me like maybe being regular as a preacher,at meetings,and doing whats was right, i felt my prayers were answered but i think these things happened because i wanted them to be that way not because of praying you know like the placebo effect.You see just because you pray 4 something and coincidently it happens does it mean your prayers worked.
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Is elvis costello still a JW?
by haujobbz ini always wondered how elvis costello (the singer from the shadows if you dont already know) managed to be committed to being a pop star and being a jw, any way i wonder if he is still one.i mean b4 i joined the jws i was a popular dj and the elders told me i had to stop doing it,so why wasnt elvis costello stopped i mean you cant serve to masters can you!!!
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haujobbz
OOOOOOOOOOpppppsss i did mean good old hank marvin,i wonder did he write any of the kingdom melodies
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Name your favourite kingdom melody?
by haujobbz ini used to hate the kingdom melodies, but maybe i did like one or two i think one was called "apostates on the march" @ i feel so human
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haujobbz
I used to hate the kingdom melodies, but maybe i did like one or two i think one was called "apostates on the march" @ I feel so human