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would it be possible to create a "backup" copy of even one tenth of the internet and store it on a computer system somewhere?.
i say that is in no way possible, and i've got a bet going... lol.
Well, it can be stored, ebcause it is stored somewhere.
Can it be stored by you. That depends more on you
Anyway this reminds me of the true story. There was this ma coming into the computershop and telling the salesclerk he has some problem with the internet, then adding: "here is a floppy, can you put the internet on it"
these are from a book called: disorder in the american courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment pf staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. attorney: are you sexually active?.
witness: no, i just lie there.. .
attorney: what is your date of birth?.
You found this too?
yes but somewhere else, I think
these are from a book called: disorder in the american courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment pf staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. attorney: are you sexually active?.
witness: no, i just lie there.. .
attorney: what is your date of birth?.
Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
if i was the god of the bible, i think my priorities would be to set the ground rules of life and manage the planet, ensuring life is good.
i cannot envision any reason to desire worship.
appreciation, yes.
That's a hard question rebel8,
If you have everything can you still want something?
What does worshipping mean to an almighty God?
First thought was more like, interesting to watch those humans what they are doing. But then you already know the end, so must be pretty boring.
Only conclusion I can think of is that if there is an almighty God he never can have any feelings or other things we atribute to him. he just is.
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hey 5000 pages on jwd - wonderful -congratulations to simon and thankyous
try to make it so that this page ends up on page 5000
ok as you have gathered im a wittness and i for one beleave we have the truth.not saying every thing is or has all ways been right because we live in a imperfect world with imperfect people.but as far as jehovah being god and jesus being his son.and the coming war of arrmegeddon.i would say we have the truth.i no about all the mistakes and misunderstandings we have had in the past.but i feel that is past and we have moved on.and abandoned i no what you all say about the year 607 being wrong but that date all deapends on it desolation was 70 years or not.so im just trying to understand how some of you say you lernt you was being lied to?
You know, I believe in the KISS method of religion. Keep It Simple Stupid. Even Jesus made it simple for us,"Love one another as I have loved you". This is my problem with the teachings of the WTS. The Bible is
not a complex book for us to try to figure out the dates, etc. It is a guide for good living. The Truth? Even
Jesus told us that "I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. He who believes in me will have life everlasting."
That is the truth that I adhere to.
Your comments, pmj ?
Peace,
AuntieJane
I think they just follow this KISS method exactly. One of the reasons why I am leaving probably
Funny
i want to say how brave i think all of you are for stepping out of the jw's, even if it's hidden (those of you still going).
whenever witnesses would knock on our door, i always felt they were ok and just worshipping god in the way they felt was right.
i never knew it came with soooo much stress and shunning if one does not comply.
I am one of the many born in...
thank you
The immensity of the universe with its billions of galaxies and countless trillions of stars, and how all these move perfectly like a clock.
I think it would be a miracle if they would NOT move perfecly like a clock.... Anyway, if you count a miracle as something that can not yet be explained by science and is also not is the picture of soon to be explained, then what plyphiser said, indeed the beginning of time.
hey .
something that always jumps into my head about jw, mormons , etc what is up with them??
are we reading the same bible?
hmmm dannybloem im 99.9 percent sure i mentioned I had limited knowledge on JW etc , So I dont make claim to know "what Im taking about" merely more of an opinion, consider it a ramble of thoughts even...... :P
Sorry, maybe I was a bit too direct here.
The think they do not add anything to the bible. (but of course they do). The Watchtower are mere interpretation not additions
But so do all christain groups I think.
hard to compare it with the mormons though. The book of mormon is more then an interpretation, it is an official addition.
