In both cases the owners try to disguise their prize possession by wearing trousers that sit BELOW the gut, and are held up with a belt (as the trousers are pushed so low, there is no bum to hold them up naturally). The gut hangs over the top.
LOL! I remember back in the day men used to wear their pants high up over the gut to hide it. Remember Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy? Towards the end of the show his trousers were all the way up to his chest.
Anyway, I stopped drinking beer for a while and everything is back to normal. I guess too much fluid was building up from excessive drinking and I pissed it all away. I definitely feel better, which is the most important thing. I still need to shrink about 1/2 inch more to fit back into my 32's. Binge drinking is not worth buying a new wardrobe.