I like a clean house, but I don't like to clean Everytime I light a cig and smoke it, I want to quit I work in a bar, but I don't like to drink Sorry Matt...that's all I got for now.
colorado5591
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Are you a contradiction of yourself?
by IP_SEC ini was having lunch with my best buddy once.
he was a workmate that i shared an office with and we became very close.
in fact i credit him a lot for helping me to see the world from a different perspective which led to my taking a closer look at the dubs.
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colorado5591
lies! You dover off that cliff and hit your pretty little head, ya crazy bastah!
Oh yeah, I got 2 words for you
DOG BASEBALL
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colorado5591
Very imposing stance...I'm certainly intimidated
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IPSEC thinks he is all hott but Ive seen him with no shirt and he is a liar if he denies that third nipple!
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embarassing things you did as a child...
by candidlynuts inok spill it... its good for you..let it all out.. tell us..what embarassing things did you do as a kid?.
i have many many many many stories.. ( you dont think i got this disfunctional easily did you?
lol).
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We went to visit my Dad's family and I got into my Aunt's purse and ate all her chocolate she had squirrled away in there. I don't remember how old I was, not old enough to read apparently because I ate a whole freaking box of X-LAX! My incredibly cruel, evil, and heartless brother told me that if I did not drink gallons of water, I would surely die. Dixie cup after Dixie cup all night long I drank till I was horribly sick and water logged. Everyone laughed at me! Sleep with one eye open I know where you live and I'll get you back someday IP_SEC
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How To Enjoy Assemblies By Being Rebellious
by metatron in1. go out to lunch at every session.
bring back bags of fast food that say "burger king".
or "mcdonalds" on them.
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Wear a badge with the name of your most loathed congregational enemy and ask attendants to direct you to the smoking section. Make sure name and congregation are printed rather clearly. In fact, commit many random acts of rebellion and apostacy with that badge on...
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Name Some Trivial Things That Are Big Deals To JWs
by minimus inso many things come to mind to show how silly jws sound in reality.
for example, being allowed to pass the microphones is a big deal, especially to a young brother.
or being given the "privilege" of cutting the grass or working on a "quick-build" is really something special to a jw.
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Conventions! Digesting the food at the proper time we have gleaned from the faithful and discreet slave
Having to wear your DC lapel badge in a very conspicuous fashion from sunrise on Friday till sunset on Sunday.
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So i'm at the meeting tonight......or what's weak this week
by JV inwhere to start my rant and rave?
oh where to start, let me see......hmmm.............. well during the school we had the typical fare, i'm sure you're all familiar with it, the " can you do more???
" talk.
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JWs don't study.
They belong in 3 groups?
Blondie, only 3 groups? BAH! I find that comment highly offensive! Where do you get off forgetting the group I was in? group 4!?
those who underline their WT during the public talk, and sleep through the WT study.
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silly pet names
by desbah in.
k....ppl what silly name did you give to your dog,cat,hamster,rabbit or horse?.
i named my dog.....holy cow....
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colorado5591
Catbo was am awesome cat! like a cat with superfeline powers huh? What about Jumper Cat?...you forgot her.
I have a cat named Bodagget in honor of Napoleon Dynamite.
She was attacking my ankles one day and I scolded her saying "get off me you freakin bodagget!"
It all made perfect sense at the time. Her nickname is preeeow kitty for obvious reasons