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  The Dance Of The Flaming Assholes....

  by Englishman in

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  ....is an incredible thing to see.

  my old work pal leo would do it every works christmas party.

  this incredibly smart and dignified gentlemen would raise money for charity by taking bets as to how long he could clench a lighted newspaper between the cheeks of his buttocks.

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  This isn't going to be appreciated in view of recent events, but I said this in the chat last night, went down like a lead block, but the effect with photography is quite funny nevertheless.

  Eat scores of Heinz baked beans, they make you as windy as hell, lie on the floor and get someone, your partner? to pour loads of flour on your bum, like loads of it, loads and loads, your partner then lights the strangulated long violent fart, the effect is like a volcano going off, even better under coloured lights. Get your camera out and try it.

  peace

  celtic
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  LATEST KM!

  by Kent in

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  could anyone please send me scans of the latest km?.

  people are asking for it!.

  yakki da.

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  No, but what I can send you if you need it is material from a massive JW library in this room I'm sitting in.

  Give the name of most books from the past or magazine quotes needed from articles and I'll send the detail forward.

  There is this thing I do like about you Kent.

  Tally ho

  celtic
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  What I Like About Most Of You Here & The 3 ...

  by Celtic in

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  a british compliment ... your'e all soooo preposterously predantic!!.

  one thing that always made me question jw thinking so much as a kid, were those 3 dots in quotes taken from professionals in the magazines.

  that space i always knew was a misrepresentation of facts and it interested me highly that to verify such comments was always most difficult in that position.. that lil space i reckon was one of the reasons for my very first initial doubts at around 14. i would always go further in reading than most, past the scripture given in the body of the public talk to check out whether that was in fact what the scriptures were saying compared to the brothers comments.. hooray and cheers for a questioning mind.

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  Ai ISP, Nelly and Chimpgirl described me as like a moth on acid when I met them in London in the summer, what the hec, life is there for really living aint it?

  My apologies to all and sundry for my highly complex language structure. Even though I have not a qualification to my name, I still managed to study at depth quite a broad span of subject material in the past 6 years or so in search of my spirituality.

  Bottoms up!!

  celtic

  PS Errrr no, predantic is definitely the fitting postulation, cheers anyway!! But I like you.
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  What I Like About Most Of You Here & The 3 ...

  by Celtic in

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  a british compliment ... your'e all soooo preposterously predantic!!.

  one thing that always made me question jw thinking so much as a kid, were those 3 dots in quotes taken from professionals in the magazines.

  that space i always knew was a misrepresentation of facts and it interested me highly that to verify such comments was always most difficult in that position.. that lil space i reckon was one of the reasons for my very first initial doubts at around 14. i would always go further in reading than most, past the scripture given in the body of the public talk to check out whether that was in fact what the scriptures were saying compared to the brothers comments.. hooray and cheers for a questioning mind.

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  A British Compliment ... Your'e ALL Soooo Preposterously Predantic!!

  One thing that always made me question JW thinking so much as a kid, were those 3 dots in quotes taken from professionals in the magazines. That space I always knew was a misrepresentation of facts and it interested me highly that to verify such comments was always most difficult in that position.

  That lil space I reckon was one of the reasons for my very first initial doubts at around 14. I would always go further in reading than most, past the scripture given in the body of the public talk to check out whether that was in fact what the scriptures were saying compared to the brothers comments.

  Hooray and cheers for a questioning mind. The borganisation put the very first seeds of doubt in my head and it only took 3 .'s to do it. Isn't it amazing how much you can learn from the seemingly very insignificant attention to detail?

  But you're all still preposterously predantic if you ask me!!

  peace

  celtic
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  Puzzled still - What is BUMMING upto a car?

  by Celtic in

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  14 years or so ago, when i used to go around with my best mates steve and keith in west sussex, england, a frind of ours from one of the brighton congregations got a public reproof for bumming up to a car or having sex with it in some peculiar way.

  has anyone ever heard of this before, cos we could never quite work out what that involved no matter how much we tried to work out what he'd been up to?.

  any offers to put my puzzlement to rest?

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  Oh my giddy aunt - What a reply!!
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  Puzzled still - What is BUMMING upto a car?

  by Celtic in

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  14 years or so ago, when i used to go around with my best mates steve and keith in west sussex, england, a frind of ours from one of the brighton congregations got a public reproof for bumming up to a car or having sex with it in some peculiar way.

  has anyone ever heard of this before, cos we could never quite work out what that involved no matter how much we tried to work out what he'd been up to?.

  any offers to put my puzzlement to rest?

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  I don't know. Perhaps it was the electric aerial going up and down his arse or something, kind of staggers the imagination, its just that I thought I'd heard of most things, but not bumming up to a car, and no, for certain, we know he wasn't pulling a moonie out the window, the car apparently was stationary. Well, I guess it would have to be.

  Any other offers of suggestive material?

  celtic
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  Puzzled still - What is BUMMING upto a car?

  by Celtic in

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  14 years or so ago, when i used to go around with my best mates steve and keith in west sussex, england, a frind of ours from one of the brighton congregations got a public reproof for bumming up to a car or having sex with it in some peculiar way.

  has anyone ever heard of this before, cos we could never quite work out what that involved no matter how much we tried to work out what he'd been up to?.

  any offers to put my puzzlement to rest?

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  14 Years or so ago, when I used to go around with my best mates Steve and Keith in West Sussex, England, a frind of ours from one of the Brighton congregations got a public reproof for bumming up to a car or having sex with it in some peculiar way. Has anyone ever heard of this before, cos we could never quite work out what that involved no matter how much we tried to work out what he'd been up to?

  Any offers to put my puzzlement to rest? Dont ask me why I should be asking this now, mere curiosity I guess.

  peace

  celtic
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  What will it take to really change the WT Society?

  by Mindchild in

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  for many ex-jehovahs witnesses there is a disconnection between what we wish we could be doing in terms of making pronounced change in the ideological structure of the watch tower society or the dissolution of it, and what we actually find ourselves doing.

  at some level we sense there are incredible potentials just waiting to be realized in the collective struggle to bring down the tower not just because it is fundamentally wrong and harmful to millions of lives but also for the changes it will make in our lives.

  over the years though, i think a lot of us kind of feel that we are stumbling around in the dark trying one thing or another without anything serving as catalyst that starts an energetic chain reaction.. in a way, it reminds me of a phenomenon i learned back in my college days about termites.

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  I agree most wholeheartedly with the majority of your views. I too wish to work more within a team. It would be far more effective in at least getting the society to recognise its faults, make the right changes possibly and an apology from them would be really cool.

  The hundredth monkey effect?

  If you want help anytime or assistance shared in perhaps setting up a development charity or trust for ex witnesses for which one can apply for funding through many various channels I'd be extremely interested in working with others upon such.

  Let me know, better still, converse in more depth via email: [email protected]

  celtic
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  Logic of God escapes me

  by Amazing in

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  in past posts i have placed god on trial by questioning two issues: 1) the issues in the graden of eden, and the severe punishment of the entire human race for a very minor act of eating fruit.

  2) god ordering the extermination of entire cities, including every last man, woman, child, baby, and even livestock.. results: the result on this forum have be mixed as expected, but showed a range from suport to tryuionmg top explain these events with reasoning, logic, or plausibilities.

  some felt that i might be losing my faith.

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  Agreement with you. Please email me: [email protected]
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  Give us a hand would you?

  by Celtic in

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  this proposal is starting to drive me up the wall, i need a hand to deconstruct the content - any offers of help in writing skills?.

  project inlunarsun - an umbrella enabling infrastructure platform & environmental interactivity learning resource centre of excellence.

  when finally this proposal starts singing to me, then, only then, perhaps i will be happier.. dear.

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  Celtic

  Whats the big deal you two guys?

  So, a few words are spelt differently compared to the USA versions, so what? Is this the best you can offer?

  And whats with the high brow thingy? I'm not looking for clarification of anything or judgementalism which it appears you are both quite adept at, enlighten me please do, as to the purpose of your points in answering the request in the way you did? I hardly see your point.

  Its not about competition life you know, you just get on with things as you are able to at the time, what the hec are you going on about true talent for? What does that matter specificly?

  You assholes.

  celtic