You are are absolutely hilarious! The bathroom one was the best.
I remember when I saw the Exorcist the first time, I had to sleep with the lights on, the second time, it was like a joke. I agree I think "Aliens" was a lot scarier than the Exorcist, but come on they are just movies. If you get a little scared, it did its job. Fear is a human created emotion, it's a state of mind. Remember that.