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Lightbulb Joke
by Asheron in
1. social
2. humour
q: how many born-again christians does it take to change a light bulb?.

they have already seen the light.. q: how many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?.

a: we can't know.
daystar
- How many Dianic women does it take to change a lightbulb?
  That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and it's still not funny!
- How many years does it take a Gardnerian witch to change a light bulb?
  A year and A day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at first level, a year
  and a day at second level, but only third levels change light bulbs.
- How many Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Five Tons.
- How many Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  a blue fish Tueday.
- How many Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  2-One to hold a ladder and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored east german machine tools.
- How many Buckland witches does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Refer to my second book, "Practical Light Bulb Changing" by Raymond Buckland..."
- How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None, Every One of them is a Star.
- How many Thelemites does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None. Crowley never wrote a book on it.
- How many Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light Bulb Ritual from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all the others.
- How many Sex magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only two, but they have to be very small!
- How many New-agers does it take to change a light bulb? (in a flaky voice)
  We don't use light bulbs, we just think happy thoughts at our quartz crystals and they glow.
- How many Boulderites (as in Boulder, CO, mecca of new agers) does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None. They just join self-help groups to learn to live with darkness in their lives.
- How many Odinists does it take to change a lightbulb? 21, one to hold the light bulb, 20 to drink till the world spins.
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
by daystar in
1. social
2. current
oh... my... god.... .

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daystar

LOL @ U_B!
I am always directing people who send these things to me in email to snopes. It's like, a public service I offer.
Don't believe everything you read!
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Second Life: Has anyone seen this?
by BlackSwan of Memphis in
1. jw
2. friends
i saw this today on one of the early morning shows.. was wondering if anyone has checked it out?.

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daystar

I take it this type of thing has been around for a while then.
Well, not in this sort of incarnation. The older ones were just RPGs where you created a character, collected items, took quests with other people playing it online and chatted with people. These were you are actually creative partners in the world are relatively new. I believe Ultima Online was the first, then Everquest, then World of Warcraft.
There is a little free one - www.endless-online.com
It's not nearly as flashy though.
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
by daystar in
1. social
2. current
oh... my... god.... .

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daystar

The "secret" is that it's not a true story - http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/
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Second Life: Has anyone seen this?
by BlackSwan of Memphis in
1. jw
2. friends
i saw this today on one of the early morning shows.. was wondering if anyone has checked it out?.

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daystar

Yes, I saw it when it first came out. Looks interesting, but I just can't get into MMORPGs anymore. I was in one of the first ones, on AOL, Neverwinter Nights, back in the very early nineties, and I spent a ton of time and money on that.
It's entertaining, but it's a very big waste of time.
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Discrimination
by sandy in
1. social
2. current
have you ever experienced it?

if so please let say why you know or feel you were discrimated against.

was is gender, age, race, sexual preference, religion?.
daystar

Daystar, I wonder if they thought you were a Neo-Nazi? I know that's not the standard anymore, but some people still think it is. I have no other excuses for it.
I suspect that might have been the case. But you don't have to have excuses for them any more than I need to have excuses for racist white a-holes. They're all idiots.
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
by daystar in
1. social
2. current
oh... my... god.... .

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daystar

I'll let you in on a little secret after a bit...
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Discrimination
by sandy in
1. social
2. current
have you ever experienced it?

if so please let say why you know or feel you were discrimated against.

was is gender, age, race, sexual preference, religion?.
daystar

I have had profanities yelled at me by blacks because I'm white and have a bald head... well, I can only assume that that is why. But it's happened more than once.
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
by daystar in
1. social
2. current
oh... my... god.... .

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daystar

Oh... my... god...
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Farmers Branch Tx. assault on illegal immigrants (Mexicans)
by hambeak in
1. social
2. current
the farmers branch city council ( a suburb of dallas, tx.

) has voted unanimously to make english the official language of the city.

also to fine landlords that rent to such ones.
daystar

This topic is not going much of anywhere. The last I'm saying on this is that I agree with everything Big Tex wrote here - http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/14/124101/2195419/post.ashx#2195419