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Bstndance
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News Item: Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying
by Elsewhere inone of my favorite quotes from the cartoon series the critic is "i think my therapist is right: god does hate me.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/9293414/detail.htmlwoman hit by lightning while praying.
posted: 2:52 pm edt may 30, 2006. daphne, ala. -- worried about the safety of her family during a stormy memorial day trip to the beach, clara jean brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through baldwin county, alabama.
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AIDS/HIV, Watchtower, and Frontline
by cyberguy inwhen i was in the jw-office, working at circuit and district conventions, there was a real scare/effort to baptize those with aids/hiv after everyone else was finished.
i can understand this safeguard, but the wts position on this in the us and the western world, is that it is primary a gay disease (most infected that i knew, wanting to be baptized as jws, were not gay but former drug addicts, sharing needles).
their view is, gods punishment on a debauched lifestyle!.
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Bstndance
This is crazy! Having the logic that AIDS is just a consequence would be the same as we all deserve cancer!!
Yes, we all deserve cancer and you can't feel sorry for the people that get it! Why? Well because we eat processed foods, breathe polluted air that is fueled by our economy, drink polluted water because we wash cars with chemicals that do into drains, we drink carbonated beverages, talk on cell phones, live near powerlines, and drink alcohol. Cancer is a consequence of our lifestyles.
Hey, I don't firmly believe that and cancer is a horrible disease. However, if you are going to use that logic, you might as well say that.
That said, I'm not going to continue reading this post. You are entitled to your opinion. Yes, acceptance is part of the world agenda; but, why should I accept anyone that believes I deserve a fatal illness based on the sex I am genetically programmed to be attracted to?
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Someone just hit my car!
by Bumble Bee inhubby and i were packing our truck for a couple of days away at our cabin, and we hear a loud bang~!.
we looked out on the road and there was a pickup taking off the side of my car!
we had just parked the car on the road so we could load the pickup with wood for the cabin not 15 minutes before.
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Bstndance
I totally feel for you. But sometimes these things come out good in the long run:
A couple of weeks ago, I spent $250 on a brake job. Three days later, someone pulled a u-turn in front of me. A week after the accident, I was driving a brand new car. No one was hurt, except my Ford Focus. Now I'm driving a cute lil Mini. So I guess things worked out.
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pedosexuals start new political party
by DannyBloem inhere in holland a new political party will be created by members of a pedophily movement.. the name of the party is nvd (love of nabour, freedom and diversity).
the goal is to legalize childporn, and sex between adults and children.
here is part of the news (in dutch) ons land krijgt er een partij bij die voortkomt uit de pedofielenbeweging.
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Bstndance
Creepy stuff! I doubt they will make any progress advocating their cause. They'll probably experience just the opposite.
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AIDS/HIV, Watchtower, and Frontline
by cyberguy inwhen i was in the jw-office, working at circuit and district conventions, there was a real scare/effort to baptize those with aids/hiv after everyone else was finished.
i can understand this safeguard, but the wts position on this in the us and the western world, is that it is primary a gay disease (most infected that i knew, wanting to be baptized as jws, were not gay but former drug addicts, sharing needles).
their view is, gods punishment on a debauched lifestyle!.
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Bstndance
I'm so sick of these minorities in American
Powerful words wing commander.
Did you know that the majority of Africans diagnosed with AIDS are not diagnosed with a drug test? Unlike in the United States, AIDS in Africa is most frequently diagnosed based on four very imprecise clinical symptoms--diarrhea, fever, persistent cough, and weight loss greater than 10% over two months. HIV antibody tests are not required to diagnose a case of African AIDS.
Oh and "the band played on"? I have some suggested reading for you:
http://www.whatisaids.com/howthechroninventedaids.htm
Are you a married closet homo
Using the word Homo in your context is just as offensive as using the "N" word or any other word to describe minorities. But hey, you said you're so sick of minorities. Maybe you should go join Fred Phelps and protest soldiers funerals. -
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Mosquitoes
by averyniceguy ini was wondering if there is a mosquitoes expert here that can answer my question.
i have tried to find the answer thru the search engine, but could not find the answer so my question is does white light or red light after dark attract or repel mosquitoes?
thank you in advance for answering my question!
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Bstndance
The real attraction for mosquitos is the CO2 that warm blooded animals exhale. The most successful traps are those that emit CO2 with a small pilot light fueled by gas, like propane. The killing is done by an electrified grid.
Ding! Ding! Ding! You're 100% correct. The bug zappers that use light do not attract Mosquitos.
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Worship of planes?
by gringojj in.
i remember a post a while back that talked about some people on an island or something that worshipped planes or something because they used to drop off packages with parachutes during a war or something.
can anyone link me to that thread or refresh my memory as to who those people are?
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Bstndance
The people on this board worship planes: HAHA!
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What Used To Bother Your Conscience?
by minimus inmany jws were trained to have "sensitive" consciences.
very little ever bothered my conscience.
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Bstndance
When I was younger my mom brought us to a Drive-Thru for dinner. When she checked the bag, she noticed that there was an extra cheeseburger packed in it. She went into the restaurant to pay for it.
I still laugh at it when I think back.
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Hateful Christian
by Dr Jekyll ini'm quite open minded, it takes a lot to shock or offend me but i found this really offensive.
how on earth can this woman justify calling herself a christian?!?!.
there are some really sick people out there, here's a church full of them.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g470rfjqci
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Bstndance
The house or senate just recently passed a bill that will forbid protesting at these funerals. There is a $10,000 fine or a lot of prison time. I'm sure these people would do it regardlessly and try to use the first amendment as their shield.
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Teens who pledge virginity have difficulty keeping it up
by zagor invirginity pledges, in which young people vow to abstain from sex until marriage, have little staying power among those who take them.
more than half the adolescents who make such signed, public promises give up on their pledges within a year, according to a harvard study.
the findings have raised the ire of concerned women for america, a conservative organisation that endorses adolescent sexual abstinence.
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Bstndance
Maybe not, but it probably takes a bit of practice to get it right
Some poor souls never get it right.