They would never start a pioneer™ gas fund. In my congregations people never donated to the pioneers™ gas yet always insisted on using their cars. Why break a long standing tradition?
They will find more efficient ways to use their resources wisely.
- Go out in service less.
- Leave the car at home and use someone else's. Lie to the brothers™ and say it doesn't work.
- Take longer breaks at Tim Hortons. The longer the break the less time you're out there driving.
- Delete deadbeat™ calls from your return visit book. Their lives are not worth the price of gas anyway.
- Better yet, accidentally lose your return visit book. Or say it was stolen when you were mugged one day in service™. Who knows, they may use your experience at a circuit assembly one day and you could achieve greater prominence in the congregation. That's what it's really all about anyway.
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