ok so we all know the lion will lie down with the lamb in the new system.
somehow the lions's 6 inch canines will become redundant and he will suddenly get the urge to eat grass.
acutally the lion's will choose to eat mint and they will jsut remember the missing lamb flavor.
i will feed him fish food of course, he is a fish, right??!!
Make sure you read the labels carefully. You need to make sure there are no fish or fish by-products in the food, otherwise you will be helping your shark sin, and Jehover will hold you responsible for stumbling the poor shark.
W
ok so we all know the lion will lie down with the lamb in the new system.
somehow the lions's 6 inch canines will become redundant and he will suddenly get the urge to eat grass.
acutally the lion's will choose to eat mint and they will jsut remember the missing lamb flavor.
But what will sharks eat?
Apples, peaches, and watermelons - just like everybody else. They'll also beach themselves so little children can play with them.
W
i think for me it was alligator.
we went to islands of adventure and we tried gator bites.
it tastes like fish but is really tough.
Black bear, moose, venison, wild boar, shark, crayfish, tripe, escargot, emu, goat, and some kind of larvae.
W
on a per capita ratio jws ethos for claiming off the state is higher than any other religion.
does anyone have the answer?
i remember in the late 80s the borg came out with an article "uses and abuses of the welfare system".
I knew plenty of JWs who would take advantage of periods of unemployment to pioneer™ at the expense of the taxpayer. Why not? They were doing Jehovers work, which is the most important work being done in the world today! The taxpayers should be happy that these fine pioneers™ were engaged in this life-saving™ work, and should feel privileged at having the opportunity to support these "godly men and women".
W
i have never done a 60 month loan and i have sworn i never would... but with how much cars are costing these days i'm wondering if i will have to do a 60 month loan on my next car.
that is five frigg'in years!
i paid cash for my last car ($4,500 - 1999 ford contour se, used) so i had no payments to make.
Would you buy a new car on a 60 month loan?
I did it with my last vehicle - I wouldn't do it again unless the interest rate was very low or nonexistent.
Hell, if I'm going to go in there and drop that kind of cash for a new car, that man better drop to his knees and lick my ass hole... and make nice neat little circles with his tongue!
You've got the concept of customer service all wrong! They expect the customers to do that to them!
W
so, how would you react if you saw a witness smoking a cigarette?
a) mind your own business.
b) go squeal to the elders.
Well, an elder found out I smoked a cigar so instead of coming directly to me he told a MS about it and had him come and talk to me about it.
Now there's balls for ya!
W
how would you handle situations?.
sometimes people know the right thing to do but yet do otherwise.
what would you really do in certain cases even if you know or don't know the acceptable thing?.
Pull your mother-in-law aside if she makes a comment and politely explain to her that the remarks hurt your feelings.
If this doesn't work then it's time to stop being polite about it. Some people mistake politeness and kindness for weakness.
A woman is talking loudly on her cell phone on a crowded commuter train. You're sitting across the aisle from her. What do you say?
I don't say anything. I just fantasise about putting a large object in her mouth to shut her up.
W
this is what their front page now shows either they are upgrading the site or their getting heat and going down.
missing persons search
until we hear otherwise, we are directing those looking for missing loved ones to the red cross missing persons registry shown below.
So, the corporate giant once again squashes individual initiative. I'm sure that's what happened in this case.
W
ok, some people may call me a heartless bastard for making this thread, but i have to be honest.. i really don't care about the hurricane victims.
i highly doubt that the people walking through walmart with shopping carts full of clothing and electronics would send me one f'ing red cent if i was in need (and i am in need, by the way).. i just can't find it in my heart to care at all.
maybe i'm the only one who thinks like this, but i've been struggling to survive for the past 2 years and no one has ever lifted a finger to help me.
Sonnyboy, I understand where you're coming from. I lost my home three times in my life - twice because of injuries that temporarily prevented me from working and once more when my marriage ended. I remember trying to move my belongings out of my apartment while on crutches by myself because my JW "brothers", whom I had helped to move many times in the past, found it more important to get their "time" for the month. I had to leave most of what I owned behind. Some of them actually laughed in my face at my predicament in the kingdom hall - it took all of my self control to keep myself from beating them half to death with my crutches. I still regret not taking a swipe at a few of them, particularly those "brothers" who regarded my incapacity as an opportunity to go out and undercut my prices to take away more than half my business. So much for helping a fellow pioneer™, eh?
I think you have a good heart - but you've just gone through some bad shit, as I have. Some day things will get better, and you'll find it easier to open your heart to help others again and try to spare them some of the painful experiences you've had to endure.
W
yesterday evening i was taking a long walk, and then i saw a nickel (5 cents) on the sidewalk, so i didn't even bother to pick it up.
then walking away i was surprised that i didnt even pick it up.
i know that i would never pick up a penny, but a nickel, usually i do pick that up.
Once when I was pioneering™ me and another pioneer™ were doing street work™. As an experiment we tossed several pennies around the entrance to the subway station to see who would pick them up. All of them were picked up by well dressed businessmen. They were ignored by others.
Sure, I'll pick up a penny. Why not? It's not as though it'll break my back to do it.
W
