I did. The wife yelled at me afterwards until I told her that I felt as one with Jehovah and heard his instructions to announce my anointment.
MinisterAmos
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anyone here eat the bread and wine at the memorial?
by johnny cip ini can't read every post about how all you x jw's went to the memorial.
and i don't know how many here still think they are christians?
but i interested to know if anyone did the christian thing and followed the commandment of jesus.
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"This could be the last Memorial before Armageddon"
by south african beef inhas anyone said that to you this year?.
in 1975 i distinctly remember it being said in our congregation with an air of near certainty - i was 13.. now, over 30 years later for just the 3rd time in my life i'm not going and next year will make it the 4th.. that's unless this really is the last one this time!.
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MinisterAmos
possibly the last memorai lbefore Armageddon
Possibly the last before I become a raging fairy and about as likely. Either way who really cares? You die The End.
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"You'll never even get to finish school in this System of Things....."
by WingCommander inthis statement was often echeod to me during my formative years.
i remember my very first day of elementary school (stateside) at the age of 4. my parents were flustered because they couldn't believe they actually had to start their only child into public school to begin with; after all, the end was right around the corner!
this was 1984, the year the first apple mac was introduced, 80's music was loud and in your face, the delorean was cool, and miami vice was just in production.
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MinisterAmos
that particular phrase even made it into the books
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Where does it say don't research "old light"?
by MinisterAmos ini can normally do my own research, but someone has challenged me on this and i can't find anything in writing to confirm that jws are discouraged to research older light.
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then please let me know how you found it please!.
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MinisterAmos
I can normally do my own research, but someone has challenged me on this and I can't find anything in writing to confirm that JWs are discouraged to research older light.
I know it's out there, how about some help? Then please let me know how you found it please!
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Could they change the 1914 doctrine this way?
by AK - Jeff ina friend and i were discussing the possible means by which the wts could drop 1914, the last remaining significant prophetic flop-date to which they cling.
i believe they will feel compelled to do so, and i believe they will do so within the next 5 years.
they tend to drop significant prophecies before crucial anniversaries that make them a clear laughingstock.
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MinisterAmos
1914 was an important year for another reason. Armageddon was supposed to happen in October of that year. When it did not it was changed to the invisible coming. Check "Herald" 2/1915 for the apology.
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Is the JW Memorial ONLY about Jesus?
by JH ini think it's more of a ploy to get inactive, disfellowshipped, and newbies to the hall.. it has nothing * it has much more to do than this one event.. .
* now it's more realistic.
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MinisterAmos
Used to be
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=230109857473
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=230112109251
But Jesus got left out of it in 1934 or so:
"Those who are his followers should participate not only in feeding upon him..not only partaking of the merit of his blood, his sacrifice but in laying down their lives in service of him....How precious these are to those who rightly in tune with the Lord" CTR "Herald" 1915. In otherwords EVERYONE who loves Jesus partakes.
Then in 1934:Witnesses are first admonished to NOT participate in accepting communion unless they are "proclaiming the message of God in connection with the plagues". Now we have the first admonisment that the emblems are not for all Christians and that there are "levels" of Christianity. This will be fine-tuned late.
So what happens to all those who mistakemly partook following the sage advice of "Pastor" CTR? Are they doomed?
Suck it Bethel. To claim that it's even the same religion that it was in 1915 "when God selected it as his representive on earth" is enough to make one laugh. 180 degree doctrinal reversals are par for the course.
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Questions about the memorial
by UpAndAtom inim considering going to this years memorial.
ive only been once, however this was years ago and i cant remember everything i have a few questions.
do they read from a bible during the service?
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MinisterAmos
"Those who are his followers should participate not only in feeding upon him..not only partaking of the merit of his blood, his sacrifice but in laying down their lives in service of him...." CTR "Herald" 1915.
Suck it Bethel. To claim that it's even the same religion that it was in 1915 "when God selected it as his representive on earth" is enough to make one laugh. 180 degree doctrinal reversals are par for the course.
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Questions about the memorial
by UpAndAtom inim considering going to this years memorial.
ive only been once, however this was years ago and i cant remember everything i have a few questions.
do they read from a bible during the service?
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MinisterAmos
Buy this on EBay and read all about it yourself.
I can't figure out how to hot link to the ' Bay, sorryhttp://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=230109857473
http://www.ebay.com.my/viItem?ItemId=230112109251
Just noticed that now the WT Police will know which EBay I log into! KEWL!
Now I'm really done. Only 7 tries to post 20 words.
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It's saturday and starbucks is packed
by cultswatter ini just went to starbucks to grab a coffee and it is unusually packed out.
i look around a bit and notice alot of briefcases and most of the customers have pig shaves.
i walk out yek!
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MinisterAmos
A pig-shave is a JW hair-cut.
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a Fairly Interesting Occurence.
by RichieRich inbackstory:.
i work part time as a "body adornment specialist" which essentially means i'm a body piercer.
i work at a shop that is owned and operated by someone who is a fairly big deal in the body modification industry.
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MinisterAmos
I suggest an unfiltered google image search to answer your questions regarding visual specifics
I suggest it only if you havn't eaten. Nasty stuff