Best one ever on a blonde's Vette:
JUC PUC
JUCEE PUCEE. And it is too!
MinisterAmos
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Really COOL(or Really DUMB) Vanity plates
by serenitynow! inso i have a 100 mile daily commute, so i see lots of plates.
i get a kick out of the good ones.
saw 2 hearses- toolate, lastrde, guy in a navy caprice classic-notfuzz; minivan-mmbeer.
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At a 2 day assembly ...the point that the brother spoke about that drove me mad....."don't hug your husband, wife or child during prayer".
by crazy2try ini attended one day of a two day assembly and did ok until the very last talk.
the brother was from bethal and well jw's pay closer attention to their talks, cause that is when some new info is given,,,right.
well anyways i lost focus and began to daydream, cause it became one of those talks that just talks about wasting time.
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MinisterAmos
OK, I get it, touching a loved family member during prayer MIGHT offend sombody.
But talks discussing anal and oral sex presented before gradeschoolers and toddlers is A OK!
Because the GB approved those talks of course; they do not however approve that you hold your wife's hand.
If I was truly evil, I would get invited to the newly minted Boy-Elder's house after one of those BJ talks for the kiddies and go into great succcculent detail discussing the finer points with his little wife. The problem is that they feel armored by Holy Spirit or something when they read from the WT and have no idea who might be offended or even why.
Wipe their noses in it
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Porn is .....Mostly Irrelevant
by metatron inthis is one of those things that can amaze you (well, me actually).
you are taught a relentless fear about porn and it gets demonized heavily - but what is the real result?.
most guys don't want a porn star for a wife and separate fantasy from reality in regard to interaction with the opposite sex.. maybe that's why religious types like witnesses demonize it so much: they are unable to distinguish fact from fantasy.. see:.
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MinisterAmos
Porn is extremely relevant at certain times and for 10 minutes at a stretch.
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Just got ahold of "secret elders meetings" notes.
by aquagirl incant say how,but i am in possession of about 10 years worth of elders meetings notes.financial info,personal lists,signed letters etc.disfellowshipping meeting minutes,the works.it is unbelieveable.some of the note are "investigate so and so,she was seen at a movie,talk to sister so and so about her weight,investigate the matter between so and so and so and so etc.
letters from circuit servant visits w/recommendatons.anyone got any ideas?there are even minutes of a meeting in which some of the elders "had words"...all in glorious initialed and signed paper.numbers,names,contributions..what should i do with this "blessing from hohoba?
"lol.
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MinisterAmos
Send a copy to Danny Haszard. Danny would have the nuts to do good work with them.
You could always upload them behind four proxies. Your would be invisible.
(Look up proxy on Google, it's a pass-through that scrambles your IP)
Or do it from the public library. As far as the "victims" go, they knew (or should have been made aware) that every aspect of their JC was available to virtually every person at Bethel, PLUS to every person in the Circuit who might become an Elder in the future. They were never given a promise that the docs would remain secret.
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RE: 'I have been through anguish' - DEFAMATION CASE AT WEXFORD CIRCUIT CIVIL COURT
by cattails inhe said he had not met adam ballard for a number of years.
adam also conveyed the details and accused me of raping him in navan and other places.
it was also supposed to have happened in some woods.
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MinisterAmos
He had me right up until the part about the "dancing aroung the fire with painted faces".
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Are Any Of You Afraid of Dying At Armageddon?
by minimus ini'm not but i know some jws that have drifted but when things like 9/11 catastrophes occur, they're right back at the kingdom hall.. do you ever worry that the great tribulation might occur and you will die?.
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MinisterAmos
And it aint Armageddon that's gonna kill you. We die just fine normally.
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Are Any Of You Afraid of Dying At Armageddon?
by minimus ini'm not but i know some jws that have drifted but when things like 9/11 catastrophes occur, they're right back at the kingdom hall.. do you ever worry that the great tribulation might occur and you will die?.
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MinisterAmos
Everything that has ever lived on the planet has either died, or will soon die. Why do JW's think that they are more "special than Mother Teresa or Ghandi, Rosa Parks etc? I have no issue with this.
Retards.
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The Back Room
by XPeterX ini was told to have a "conversation" with the elders there and they asked me 35.000 questions about something i had done.anyone ever had similar experience or something funny/weird happened?.
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MinisterAmos
I bought my mother a birthday cake. My daughter told the elders, and I had to talk to the elders. Managed to smooth talk my way out of it.
I got dinged for that as well. I used the "fractions" defense. I bought the cake and candles separately, and had the bakery write "Happy Day" on the cake. I was able to use Biblical verses from Job to prove that a person's "Day" does not ever mean their Birthday.
I got "Well, OK. As long as it was not a Birthday Cake" for an answer.
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My Wife's SSD Got Cut Off
by Yizuman inthis morning, i came to discover in great shock that my wife's ssd has been stopped.. yesterday, i noticed her ssd wasn't automatically deposited as it usually does every 3rd of the month.. .
this morning i checked again and it still wasn't there.
so i got on vp and called to inquire what's going on with her ssd.
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MinisterAmos
He might be a Nigerian Prince too!
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My Wife's SSD Got Cut Off
by Yizuman inthis morning, i came to discover in great shock that my wife's ssd has been stopped.. yesterday, i noticed her ssd wasn't automatically deposited as it usually does every 3rd of the month.. .
this morning i checked again and it still wasn't there.
so i got on vp and called to inquire what's going on with her ssd.
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MinisterAmos
Copy and paste a paragraph into Google, and you will see that he has been posting this on all the boards.
My Wife's SSD Cut Off - AllDeaf.com
28 posts - 15 authors - Last post: yesterday
10 years ago, her previous husband who is a wife beater, would not allow my wife to report her income and job gain under threat of being beaten if she did, because he wanted all of the money that he could get his hands ...
www.alldeaf.com/personal.../75955-my-wifes-ssd-cut-off.html - Cached -