Posts by MinisterAmos

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Sister "Elly" vanishes

by MinisterAmos in

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my daughter is 18 and goes to meetings from time-to-time basically to mess with the dubs (she always wears mini-skirts) and keep up on gossip....she actually filled me in on this but i find it amusing.. sister "elly" (we'll just call her that) the buxom vixen of our spanish congo suddenly stopped showing up to meetings.

my curiosity became aroused when not one single person asked her mom about her!.

her mom and step-dad are super-dubs, the kind who take it personally if a child draws pictures during the meeting rather than sit ram-rod straight, if a bro uses the john more than once, or if a sister "forgets" her hose.

MinisterAmos

who I wouldn't really have anything in common with, and if I attempted reproduction with her,

You're doing it wrong. Do not go for the reproduction part. Who cares about about having anything in common? If you want "something in common" give in and get a Dude! Men and women are DIFFERENT and that's why I like them so much!

Once in 'da Borg. always in 'da Borg it would seem. Just because I (and every other man not mentally neutered by the Dubs) can appreciate a fine ass in a tight skirt does NOT necessarily mean that I "have lust in my heart". Umm it's built into my genes (jeans) I guess.

Want to look at my daughter? I bet she would tear you up. She has noooo tolerance for Dubs or Dub apologists who have bought into the "subserviant Sister" thing. As a matter of fact she walked out of her Cousins' wedding when the Dub giving the talk spoke about wives and their main duty of assisting in their Husband's ministry.

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Sister "Elly" vanishes

by MinisterAmos in

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friends

my daughter is 18 and goes to meetings from time-to-time basically to mess with the dubs (she always wears mini-skirts) and keep up on gossip....she actually filled me in on this but i find it amusing.. sister "elly" (we'll just call her that) the buxom vixen of our spanish congo suddenly stopped showing up to meetings.

my curiosity became aroused when not one single person asked her mom about her!.

her mom and step-dad are super-dubs, the kind who take it personally if a child draws pictures during the meeting rather than sit ram-rod straight, if a bro uses the john more than once, or if a sister "forgets" her hose.

MinisterAmos

Quit checking out young women's posteriors,

Ask me how I know he is gay.

15

Dissolved Congregation

by dudeson in

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i heard recently that 1 of the 4 congregations in our relatively small area has been "dissolved" and relocating many of them to the hall i used to attend.

it must be due to the low numbers these days.

our average sunday meeting attendance when i left was around 75.. does this seem to be a growing trend recently?.

MinisterAmos

I prefer the term "had its dick knocked in the creek".

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Sister "Elly" vanishes

by MinisterAmos in

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my daughter is 18 and goes to meetings from time-to-time basically to mess with the dubs (she always wears mini-skirts) and keep up on gossip....she actually filled me in on this but i find it amusing.. sister "elly" (we'll just call her that) the buxom vixen of our spanish congo suddenly stopped showing up to meetings.

my curiosity became aroused when not one single person asked her mom about her!.

her mom and step-dad are super-dubs, the kind who take it personally if a child draws pictures during the meeting rather than sit ram-rod straight, if a bro uses the john more than once, or if a sister "forgets" her hose.

MinisterAmos

My daughter is 18 and goes to meetings from time-to-time basically to mess with the Dubs (she always wears mini-skirts) and keep up on gossip....She actually filled me in on this but I find it amusing.

Sister "Elly" (we'll just call her that) the buxom vixen of our Spanish Congo suddenly stopped showing up to meetings. My curiosity became aroused when not one single person asked her Mom about her!

Her Mom and Step-Dad are Super-Dubs, the kind who take it personally if a child draws pictures during the meeting rather than sit ram-rod straight, if a Bro uses the john more than once, or if a Sister "forgets" her hose. When that happens, they are ALL-over it with the Elders. Notice I said "Step-Dad". Super Dub Mom is a divorcee.

Sister Elly is 18ish, going on WOW! Think Jennifer Lopez rear. One day she just sprouted; BAM!

Mom and Dad began to rush looking for an appropriate Dub for her since the non-Bros were starting to take notice. Like the owners of a fine cow looking for a bull they inspected and discounted Brother after Brother. Brother Juan Carlos, too poor, Brother Eli too young etc. They finally located the perfect Bro in a congregation over 80 miles from their house and started the process to pair them.

Turns out Lil Sister's Black non-Dub boyfriend already knocked 'er up! He is currently in jail so no support there. Sister Elly was quietly disassociated and her Mom threw both her and her grand-child to be out of the house to avoid bad association.

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Confirmation on statement made at assembly this past weekend

by koolaid-man in

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i received a message on my telephone voice mail by a person who attended a jehovah's witness assembly this past weekend.

i believe the assembly was in michigan.

the caller told me it was announced from the platform that if a person is not attending the meetings on a regular basis active witnesses should not be associating with them.

MinisterAmos

Heck, the Main Pioneer Sister at our hall commented at a public meeting that "she would never eat with a non=Witness"

She might bring them food if they were sick or starving, but she would leave it and run.

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Would you go back for the social aspect?

by highdose in

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i mean aside from wanting to keep in touch with family who are still in.

would you ever go back just to have the social aspect in your life?

i personaly wouldn't but i'd like to hear from you all about it....

MinisterAmos

Why would anyone want to associate with these judgemental, emotionally crippled idiots?

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Assembly hall in Sweden sold....

by Albert Einstein in

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on czech anti jw website there was recently an article about witnesses in sweden.... http://www.straznavez.cz/finance/financnikrize.htm.

it says, witnesses in sweden did built in past years a huge assembly hall for 10.000 persons, it was used for da a cc.

recently it was sold to a private company svenska hem ab and it is used for concerts, exhibitions and conferences (now it is called svenska hem arena).

MinisterAmos

Makes more sense to rent when they are only going to use it a few days per year.

They can always build another with free labor

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Valley Farms Corp. What do they protect with it?

by MinisterAmos in

most already know that watchtower corp atty phil brumley uses a patterson, ny address as his residence.

using google maps, 131 brimstone road, patterson ny is starting to shape up into a veritable mansion.

maybe they are planning another rutherford (also an atty) style beth sharim but this time close to wallkill?.

MinisterAmos

Are you an apologist? Just curious because I don't recall ever seeing a sign on the collection box to house WT Leaders in luxury, but it seems that my money did that anyway.

When I was at Bethel the Governing Body lived in basically the apartments as the R&F, now the WT buys houses for the Attornies and hides them behind shell Corps?

As far as him graduating from school, that's nice. I bet the Bros paid for that as well.

So why are they hiding behind this Corp?

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Valley Farms Corp. What do they protect with it?

by MinisterAmos in

most already know that watchtower corp atty phil brumley uses a patterson, ny address as his residence.

using google maps, 131 brimstone road, patterson ny is starting to shape up into a veritable mansion.

maybe they are planning another rutherford (also an atty) style beth sharim but this time close to wallkill?.

MinisterAmos

You are looking at the assesment before the renovations. Google Earth the address and look at the pics . Even still, $425K isn't a bad perk for a "humble servant". Aren't those in the lead who receive "double honor" also expected to be doubly humble? Why do so many Bros live in dorms and Brumley in a palatial home?

Blondie, the info is available on the Town of Patterson, NY website. Valley Farms only owns 3-4 properties in Patterson, but Patterson is a fly-speck.

Anyway, why are they buying property under Valley Farms Corp rather than using the WT name?

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Valley Farms Corp. What do they protect with it?

by MinisterAmos in

most already know that watchtower corp atty phil brumley uses a patterson, ny address as his residence.

using google maps, 131 brimstone road, patterson ny is starting to shape up into a veritable mansion.

maybe they are planning another rutherford (also an atty) style beth sharim but this time close to wallkill?.

MinisterAmos

Most already know that Watchtower Corp Atty Phil Brumley uses a Patterson, NY address as his residence. Using Google maps, 131 Brimstone Road, Patterson NY is starting to shape up into a veritable mansion. Maybe they are planning another Rutherford (also an Atty) style Beth Sharim but this time close to Wallkill?

Anyway, Brumley's abode is owned by the Valley Farms Corporation (according to Patterson, NY Assessor's office.

Valley Farms Corporation alson owns several other single family residence properties in Patterson and perhaps in other NY towns as well?

Anyone care to guess why the WT feels the need to "cloak" their properties? If the end is truly near, then why are they protecting their material goods when things like houses will soon have no value?