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Are Jehovah's Witnesses Similar To Terrorists In Any Way???

by minimus in

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whaddaya think?

Wild_Thing

It depends on what your definition of terrorist is ... here is Merriam Webster's definition:

Main Entry: ter·ror·ism
Pronunciation: 'ter-&r-"i-z&m
Function: noun
: the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion
- ter·ror·ist / -&r-ist / adjective or noun
- ter·ror·is·tic / "ter-&r-'is-tik / adjective

Main Entry: ter·ror
Pronunciation: 'ter-&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French terreur, from Latin terror, from terrEre to frighten; akin to Greek trein to be afraid, flee, tremein to tremble -- more at TREMBLE
1 : a state of intense fear
2 a : one that inspires fear

Kinda scary to think about it when you look up the definition.

But what people now-a-days typically think of when they hear "terrorist" is probably quite different ... to which JWs have few, if any, similarities.

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do you ever?????

by Lehaa in

do you ever get used to bumping into witnesses that you know.. i still go out in with the thought of it tin the back of my mind.

i hate the death stares i get.

i feel like walking uo to them and saying "i'm not the devil or a murderer, just no longer a witness".

I am not disfellowshipped, so I usually talk to them and say hello, unless it was someone I didn't like anyway! I have had several be vrey rude and almost run! They look so foolish and everyone around sees it! I have also had several tell me how much they miss me! I always tell them they can come and see me anytime! I have yet to have someone ask WHERE I live!

P.S. Unless it is an elder ... I NEVER tell an elder he can come and see me! I have had a couple ask if they could, and believe it or not, I actually had the guts to politely tell them "no!"

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Bethel Family Manual

by Wild_Thing in

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http://www.geocities.com/paulblizard/dwelling.html

this link was posted by neon madman in another thread (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/76073/1.ashx), but i think it is worthy of its own thread.

i read part of the manual and it really made me laugh!

Wild_Thing

http://www.geocities.com/paulblizard/dwelling.html

This link was posted by Neon Madman in another thread (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/76073/1.ashx), but I think it is worthy of its own thread.

I read part of the manual and it really made me laugh! Here is a quote:

First of all, we should appreciate that Jehovah God is the Great Theocrat. We recognize him as supreme and we have full faith that he is directing his organization through his Son, Jesus Christ. We should realize that organization instructions come from the head down and not from the bottom up.

Personally, I think the instructions just come from their head being up their bottom!

Continuation of quote:

We who are young and new in these homes certainly want to find our right place in the organization and be contented. We should have confidence in Jehovah's organization and that Jehovah places the members in thebody or organization as it pleases him. We should be delighted to do whatever is required.

Those poor uneducated kids/slaves!

It made me feel kinda sick reading it, but it also gave me quite a chuckle!

Other funnies:

We believe that everyone in the Bethel home is working to advance the interests of the Kingdom. We will keep on believing that unless someone proves otherwise. "By their fruits you will recognize them."Matt. 7:16.

Anyone up for the challenge? It's not hard!

Men are given places of responsibility, and those placed in such positions should be respected by all. The women should always keep their proper place and recognize Jehovah's arrangement as to their position in His organization.

Okay ... that one is not funny. That one makes me mad!

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Curious.......

by cameo in

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don't know if this has been asked before (and sorry if it has).

this is for all the "born-into" former witnesses:.

if you hadn't been born into the religion, do you think you would have become a witness sometime in your life?

Wild_Thing

Unfortunately, I will never know. I would hope not. I think people who were "born into it"are far more screwed up by the organization than people who were in at a later time in their life.

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Children as great door openers???

by Wild_Thing in

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i finally got my jw sister out of my house today ... for good.

she has been living/loafing/freeloading in my house for a full year now.

the rest of my jw family came to help her move.

Wild_Thing

I finally got my JW sister out of my house today ... for good. She has been living/loafing/freeloading in my house for a full year now. The rest of my JW family came to help her move. An elder and his wife from the local congregation came and helped her move, too.

While they were there, they engaged in the usual JW bullsh*t conversations. The elder's wife was talking about the latest circuit overseer visit and saying how wonderful it is that he liked children. She said he wanted children to accompany him in going door-to-door, and she mentioned that is often unusual in circuit overseers. She said the circuit overseer said he wanted children going door-to-door with him because they are "great door openers". My stomach turned. I guess that's what that nice circuit overseer thought of me too, when I was a kid.

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