LOL! Yes, that was a very well written watchtower parody. I sent it to my JW sister and she thought it was real too. She emailed me back and said, "I've don't remember that article. I'm going to have to do some research about that one." I nearly fell out of my seat laughing!
It just goes to prove that the Watchtower style of writing can make ANYTHING sound logical, no matter how illogical it really is!