Outline of Chapter One: Growing up as a witness teenager and why that seriously will f^ck you up.
What is expected.
A) You're suppossed to be totally obsesive about the bible. Its totally cool! If you don't think its completely awesome, you're going to die at armageddon.
B) Everybody hates you because they all know that you have the "truth" but are they are somehow too stupid to join.
C) Paranoia is your friend! The "bad association" scripture? yeah, that is everyone out there. And just to be safe, better watch out for people in the hall while your at it.
D) The world is going to end any day now so the only thing that matters is how much you pray and beg forgiveness for just being born.
E) You want to be different from the world. That means intentionally going shopping for the most uncool clothes out there.
F) The school is your own private territory. Teachers will respect you more if you use watchtowers and awakes as source material. And what a witness it will be to preach to all the other students. They will like you for it, just remember that they can't be considered a friend until they are approved as an unbabtised publisher (still remembering C, of course).
Outline for Chapter Two: You're growing up! Thats evil!
I'll get to this one later.