Have a wonderful life, rat.
Posts by COMF
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Live Close By, Visit Often
by COMF inthat's what i'm talking about!
omg, finally, someone who understands!
and a woman at that.
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THAT'S What I'm Talking About! OMG, finally, someone who understands! And a woman at that. Who'da thunk it? Yep, for some of us, it's the only way to live. "And stand together, yet not too near together; for the pillars of the temple stand apart, and the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow." - Kahlil Gibran
Live Close By, Visit Often - by K.T. Oslin (title song of her new CD)
I love ya baby
I like your company
You make me laugh
You never make me cry
I think you're sexy
I like to kiss you
Even my dog thinks you're quite a guyI'm not looking
For a husband
Found out the hard way it doesn't work for me
I need a friend
I want a lover
I have to be alone occasionallySo live close by, visit often
That'll work, that'll work for me
Live close by, visit often
Save us both a lot of miseryYou fix me breakfast
I'll buy you dinner
We'll hit a movie on Wednesday night
You go to your place
I'll go to my place
Sounds like our plan is gonna work just rightIt could be rough
It could be easy
It might be hell
Might be heavenly
How do you feel
How does it strike you
Could you be happy with a woman like me?Why don't ya-- why don't ya--
Live close by, visit often
That'll work, that'll work for me
Live close by, visit often
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Hockey Fans, Eat Your Hearts Out
by COMF indallas stars versus columbus blue jackets.. american airlines center.. platinum parking.
waved on in past all the commoners by the moonlighting police directing traffic.. parked a 30 second walk from the entrance.. came in the platinum seating entrance... no waiting.. elevator (complete with human operator) to admiral level.. box seats.
unobstructed view of the arena, close to one goal.. complimentary popcorn, cokes, chips, salsa.. complimentary program, stars literature.. .
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Dallas Stars versus Columbus Blue Jackets.
American Airlines Center.
Platinum Parking. Waved on in past all the commoners by the moonlighting police directing traffic.
Parked a 30 second walk from the entrance.
Came in the Platinum Seating entrance... no waiting.
Elevator (complete with human operator) to Admiral Level.
Box seats. Unobstructed view of the arena, close to one goal.
Complimentary popcorn, cokes, chips, salsa.
Complimentary program, Stars literature.
The Stars were unquestionably better than the Blue Jackets. They controlled the puck all night, constantly taking it away from their opponents. They shot 42 goal shots to the Jackets' 15. Only trouble was, they couldn't seem to hit the goal, while that was the one thing the Jackets did accomplish. Very early in the game they scored, and then again later, while the Stars went scoreless for an eternity. Finally in the third period Bill Guerin scored, and then Scott Young, so that the teams were tied and went into overtime. Scott Young scored again (his second and third goals of the season) to win the game for the Stars.I'm not into sports much at all. I don't watch football on TV. But I had a great time tonight watching this game. I can understand how somebody can get all caught up in the excitement of it and become a rabid fan.
How can you, too, obtain platinum parking and seats in a box office suite on the Admiral level? It's all in who you date.
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Should America Start Closing the Borders?
by pettygrudger in.
my hubby & i had a debate tonight, so i'm kinda taking a poll..... my hubby says we should stop immigrations and start closing up the borders - except in cases of political asylum or a family member.
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A flashback to the cold war era...
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weak people
by vanilla sky inis it sad to anybody that people can jump from one stupid idea to another.
i mean what else can you believe in after the jehovahs witness's.
why just jump from belief to another.
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Why act like you have all of the answers. No one does. its arrogance to think you do.
It's arrogance to think that we think we do.
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Here's one that still sounds the way I misheard it, even after I know the right lyrics.
All Along the Watchtower, the Jimi Hendrix version (no problem understanding author Bob Dylan):
True lyrics:
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worthNow, I formally challenge you to listen to the Jimi Hendrix version of this and tell me truthfully that you don't hear him singing:
Businessman there, drink my wine
Come and dig my herb
None will level on the mind
Nobody argued it's worthhttp://pages.sbcglobal.net/fredsaw/Files/digmyherb.mp3
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On another note, when I was a kid and we used to sing "America", I understood the line, "From sea to shining sea" to be "From sea to Chinese sea" (which made perfect sense to me... China was over there across that sea, after all).
Edited by - COMF on 16 November 2002 23:42:8
Edited by - COMF on 16 November 2002 23:46:27
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Mini Apostfest Pics from NY
by Beans inwell brother quotes and i met up with sister spice for some fine kindum worship and consumption!.
here we introduced or sister from the south with some fine canadian beer, and once she had a couple of canadians in her the fun began.. .
here we are enjoying some fine american beer.
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once she had a couple of Canadians in her the fun began.
It just boggles the imagination.
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No longer filling my spiritual needs...
by eisenstein ini feel very sad today.
i see my old jw friends almost every day on my way to the subway, they are street witnessing.
i've talked to a couple of them about my doubts, etc.
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Hi, guy,
the filling of my spiritual needs was a gradual thing which happened naturally as I came to know, understand, and finally forgive and love myself. I realized that the most important things in my life are those that are uniquely mine; the ones that come from inside me.
I've filled my spiritual need by developing an accepting, approving relationship with myself and giving myself encouragement and reinforcement as I take on various challenges. Lately, I've expanded those challenges to include woodworking (revival of an old hobby), classes in aikido, and books on a variety of subjects I know little or nothing about, but which interest me.
Life is wonderful, if you let it be, Eisenstein. Hope you'll discover that to be true, as I have.
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UPDATE on SHE LEFT ME
by Yerusalyim inafter several tearful phone calls from new york city and me sticking to my guns i think liza is starting to get the idea that this is long term, and that she has to address her problems before we can address our problems.. .
get's tough, especially the no sex part, and she plays that card every phone call, promising all kinds of kinky nasty things to me when she comes home.
cold showers and hand exercises.. .
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As a passer-by once said emphatically to me after I had given someone a calm rebuff in public:
"Deah ya go, baby! Don't let tha jive turkey be messin' witcha cool!"
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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?
by Englishman into explain: i recall in the 60's and 70's driving down portsmouths commercial road during a lunch time.
in the summer, there would be dozens of pretty girls strolling along, enjoying their lunch breaks.. high-heeled, well groomed and shapely of leg and well turned ankle, these delightful creatures smelled as good as they looked and were a real tonic to an over worked young man such as me.. so where are all the pretty women now?
all i see these days are skinny women with their boobies pushed up to their chins and half a pound of shrapnel punched through their noses and ears.
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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?
Long time passing...
Where have all the young girls gone
Long time ago?
Where have all the young girls gone?
Gone to young men, every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ehhhhhhh-vurr learn?Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing...