Posts by Clam

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Crazy American haters

by Tatiana in

one might as well also take notice of what the rest of the world thinks about this.

crazy american haters.

u.s. gun laws draw heat after massacre .

Clam

Hi Tatiana,

apologies for not spotting the sarcasm,

all the best,

the Ironic Clam

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IT IS TIME FOR A___CONFESSION!

by Terry in

there is an old-fashioned definition of the word "confession" which is the public expression of one's deepest faith and belief.. take a deep breath and give a one or two paragraph summary of your deepest belief.. i'll go first.. from the time i was a small child i had a deep and abiding reverence for god as a father.

(my own father i never even met until i searched and found him when i was 25 years old.

) my grandmother had been raised in a catholic convent.

Clam

Terry that's pretty poignant, but you've astounded me, unless I'm reading too much into your post. Are you therefore an atheist who wishes there was a God?

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You Might Be a JW

by prophecor in

in the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.

i'll start.

you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .

Clam

If you don't like your children having toy soldiers and guns, but are looking forward to 6 billion people being slaughtered, then you might be a JW.

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Network Business vs Watchtower Business

by jakes in

jw
friends

it just occured to me that the watchtower is run similar to a pyramid networking type business.what i am talking about is the type of business where members are recruited to distribute or sell the company's exclusive products only available from members, and not from normal retail chain stores.. in most of these network type business schemes the members stand to make at least a bit of money.however, in the watchtower's case, the members(r&f, congregations) do not.

the watchtower takes all the spoils.. would you say it is a fair comparison?.

jakes.

Clam

Jakes yes it does have similarities. Each member is expected to introduce more members, and so the down line increases due to geometric progression.

I think the WTS could make more of this though, rather than flog their magazines. There's so many Dubs involved in vocations like window cleaning, general cleaning and janitoring that the Borg really ought to be doing an Amway and selling cleaning products. I reckon they'd "clean up."

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You Might Be a JW

by prophecor in

in the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.

i'll start.

you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .

Clam

If you clean windows for a living . . . . you might be a JW.

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Send Birthday wishes to Linda!!!!! (fullofdoubtnow)

by crazyblondeb in

jw
friends

linda's birthday is on thursday.

but i wanted to start this now, so that trev can print it off on thursday, and take it to her in the hospital.. .

.

Clam

Happy Birthday Linda.

Sending healing thoughts. . .

Clam

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Crazy American haters

by Tatiana in

one might as well also take notice of what the rest of the world thinks about this.

crazy american haters.

u.s. gun laws draw heat after massacre .

Clam

Why on earth do you think these news items demonstrate a hatred for Americans? Personally I have nothing but great sympathy for the victims, and I'm sure the vast majority of my compatriots feel the same. Is it wrong for people in foreign countries to report and analyse these tregedies, while attempting to seek solutions which may save lives?

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