Posts by Clam

Someone's asked if I can take a bet on Obves correctly predicting Armageddon. Yes I can give you 33/1. Winnings can only be collected after Judgement Day.

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Hi all - Newbie from Yorks, UK

by JayAre in

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i've been lurking for a while, but have finally decided to post.

this is a fantastic site with some really cool people (i feel like i know some of you already).

circumstances forced me to start my fade about 10 years ago, and pretty much start my life from scratch (socially, at least - family have always been great).

Clam

Good to have you on board the board JayAre.

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Joke of the day

by Tyrone van leyen in

an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

Clam

OK

It was the princes' desire, to marry a beautiful princess who happened to be blind. Louis Braille was also yet to be born. Anyway. . .

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Joke of the day

by Tyrone van leyen in

an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

Clam

OK Tyrone here goes. . . .

Matthew 24.21 is about the spiritual tribulation . There was never and never will be this type of tribulation !

There is a known period : 1914 AD - 1945 AD that is 31 years and it can be reduced for one year : 1914 AD - 1944 AD as God's name nowadays can also hide 30 years : Y-11,H-6,W-7,H-6 11+6+7+6 = 30

The original values are : 10,5,6,5

The First World War - 1914 AD - 1919 AD Economic Crash - 1929 AD- 1933 AD The Second World War - 1938 AD - 1944 AD

So we have : 5 years ,4 years and 6 years for these events = 15 years

It is half of God's name = 30 : 2 = 15

We superimpose these values on the times the year 1984 AD begins .

1984 AD + 6 years = 1990 AD 1990 AD + 4 years = 1994 AD 1994 AD + 5 years = 1999 AD

There spiritual tribulation is from 1984 AD to 1999 AD and lasted 15 years.

On August 11,1999 there was a total eclipse of the sun and then on January 21,2000 a total eclispe of the moon.

Immediately after the tribulation of those days ( 1984 AD -1999 AD ) the sun will not shine and the moon will not give her light " - Matthew 24.29

So ,we are under the verse Matthew 24.29 and stars will fall from heaven .

The sun can grow dark and the moon but "falling stars" must be a paraphrised statement . How stars can fall upon the earth literally ?!

There are 12 symbolic stars may represent years 12 years

1999 AD + 12 years = 2011 AD

Note the gaps between 1919 AD - 1929 AD = 10 years 1933 AD-1938 AD = 5 years

10 +5 = 15 years also ! That is for YAH which is half of God's name in our times : 30 : 2 = 15

And also 1914 AD-1919 AD,1929 AD-1933 AD,1938 AD-1944 AD = 15 years !

So ,God name covers the era 1914 AD - 1944 AD and the division of God's name into : YAHWEH = YAH also covers and determines the period !

That means God's hand is in the firm control over our history .The wars mankind waged had to last exactly as God YAHWEH had decided !

What a proof God Yahweh must exist and the calculations I am presenting are reliable !

The tribulation I am talking about is the strangest as it can be and indeed never was it understood this way .

We read about wars and calamity in the period 1984 AD -1999 AD but these took place in another period : 1914 AD - 1944 AD ! They are superimposed on the period 1984 AD-1999 AD as a hidden sign to recognize we live in the end times. .

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Joke of the day

by Tyrone van leyen in

an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

Clam

Another bar joke -

Two fonts walked into a bar. The barman said "sorry but we don't serve your type here"

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Joke of the day

by Tyrone van leyen in

an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

Clam

I was reading the other day that several men of various nationalities were engaged in writing books on the elephant.

A German put out a three-volume tome replete with footnotes, entitled ‘A Short Introduction to the Study of the Elephant.’

A Frenchman put out a thin and graceful book entitled ‘The Elephant and His Love Life.’

An Englishman put out a heavily illustrated travel guide, entitled ‘Hunting Elephant in Deepest Africa.’

An American put out an advertising brochure, ‘How to Raise Elephants in Your Backyard for Fun and Profit.'

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The Racing Review. Is Nvr Fading?

by Clam in

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the racing review and form guide.

nevergoingback 271. greendawn 211. tula 206. changeling 195. jk666 154. gopher 138. bfd 134. sweetstuff 133. sweetface 116 .

the latest figures show competition is hotting up.

Clam

The Racing Review and Form Guide

NeverGoingBack 271

GreenDawn 211

Tula 206

Changeling 195

JK666 154

Gopher 138

BFD 134

Sweetstuff 133

Sweetface 116

The latest figures show competition is hotting up. The seemingly untouchable Nvrgnbk appears to be (pardon the expression) fading. Hot on the champion colt’s heels is old stager GreenDawn, debutante Tula and the constantly improving Changeling. Stallions JK666 and Gopher seem to be hitting peak form after a summer on grass, while BFD’s promotion to Emperor is likely to put more spring in his step. Otherwise look out for stable mates Sweetstuff and Sweetface. The former "posted out" last week but both appear to appreciate stiff opposition.

Nvgnbk 10/11

GreenDawn 15/8

Tula 5/2

Changeling 4/1

JK666 10/1

Others on Request

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Joke of the day

by Tyrone van leyen in

an evil witch, had cast a spell on a prince.

he was only able to say, 1 word every year.

if he remained silent and skipped a year, he could say two words, and so on.

Clam

LOL Good one Tyrone. Let's have a joke thread.