Posts by Clam
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31blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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Clam
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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Clam
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name
is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and
you are losing some of your load!"
down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs
up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out
of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her
window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Joe,
it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! -
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Pain in mouse arm/tennis elbow~Need Advice~
by FlyingHighNow inso when i was in connecticut for three and a half months, my son in law had his computer mouse placed high up.
using it eventually caused my right fore arm, just above the elbow and right shoulder to become inflamed and painful.
i also developed some numbness and tingling in my hand and arm.
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Clam
Sounds like a repetitive strain injury.
Although they're generally marketed for arthiritis you may like to try Glucosamine tablets.
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Was Charles Russell Murdered and Why On Halloween Night?
by Rig Boy incharles taze russell: (founder of the watchtower bible and tract society) died october 31, 1916 halloween night.
watchtower secrets.
so did the masonic lodge finally have enough of russell and his magical wheat, which was an embarrasment to international freemasonry and the illuminati, and finally do in russell on the occultic high holiday?
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Clam
I thought it was Judge Rutherford, in the Dining Room, with the Candlestick.
LOL
I always wonder if Russell was the David Icke of his day?
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Noah's Ark was likely an event of Alien life helping Noah after comet?
by Franz inmost people assume that noah built the ark.
but the book of noah clearly suggests that the angels were its builders.
perhaps the angels mentioned therein were extra- terrestrial aliens.
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Clam
I can feel a movie coming on - Predator v The Nephilim
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Noah's Ark was likely an event of Alien life helping Noah after comet?
by Franz inmost people assume that noah built the ark.
but the book of noah clearly suggests that the angels were its builders.
perhaps the angels mentioned therein were extra- terrestrial aliens.
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My wife is a JW, I'm not.
by Mrgij01 inmy wife and i have been married 6 years now.
she was a jw when we married as is her entire family.
i was, and still am, very attracted to her because of the way she carries herself and her compassion.. i would like anyone who has had a similar experiance or was a jw to better help me understand what is going on in their heads when it comes to birthdays and such.
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Clam
Welcome Mr G
love my wife dearly, but I am becoming more and more wary of her dependance on the JW organixation and the watchtowers, rather than Christ.
It's very interesting that you should see this. The Watchtower Society sees itself as a prophet. It's a false one of course "deceiving many". As a christian I'm sure you have much angst that this cult is putting itself in between your wife and her relationship with her creator. Follow the advice here and keep it quiet that you're speaking to people on this forum. It's awful that you have to keep anything from your wife but it may teach you how to subtely approach her on matters of religion without upsetting her. But please understand that the WTS is not only standing in the way of her and God but also between her and you.
All the best . . .
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Raymond Franz
by KW13 inraymond franz was a member of the governing body and was a jw for many years till he left.. he wrote a book which provides a great insight into jw's but what is really good about it is he isn't bitter when he comes across and so far i am really enjoying the read.. also in there are copies of letters sent from him to the society or the other way around and i recommend anyone who can find it should read it!.
http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/cocbr.htm.
i am only just into it and i am hooked.
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Clam
Yes KW13 it's a seminal book alright. I came across it about 18 months ago. Up until then I'd used the internet to get all the info on the WTS, but the book was a sledgehammer; and you're right, Mr Franz just comes across as a reasonable guy. You might say he's got an axe to grind but he certainly doesn't come across as bitter. I'd visited this site on and off for a couple of years until joining, and I know I've missed a lot but I always wondered if he actually was a member here. I suppose he's not but does anyone know what he's doing these days? Bless him!
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Reasoning behind no "God Bless You!" when sneezing
by kristyann inwhat, exactly, is the reasoning behind jws not being allowed to say "god bless you!
" after someone sneezes.
i remember going to my boyfriend's house and no one said it and i thought it was just plain rude... but they are rude people in every other regard, anyway.
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Clam
Slugga's defintion is what I've heard. These expressions are very spontaneous and come out almost subliminally. I remember a talk at my old Cong where people were talking on the platform about how they got into the trooth. One brother remarked that he'd "had a hell of a time" convincing his new wife that she should be baptised. No one seemed to batter an eyelid.