try your hand at putting a caption at the bottom.
of the watchtower picture.
your ideas are important.. we bet your caption will be scads better than the watchtower's.. watchtower "art" #1:.
1) WARNING: Watching MTV's Spring Break -Hot Tub Adventures can cause serious havoc with the conservative right, resulting in mass chaos in world government buildings. Also, swimming in pools during lightning storms just doesn't put you at risk, but apparently the whole world. Please use caution.
2)"I told you the Witnesses had it all wrong. Now Allah is back with his sword...and he's pissed."
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of course, the wts is pretty much a pet peeve of almost everyone here.
but besides that, what's your pet peeve?
i'm in a playful mood today, so here's mine, with some tongue-in-cheekiness, of course: .
Hey Celia, by the way, are you German?
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try your hand at putting a caption at the bottom.
of the watchtower picture.
your ideas are important.. we bet your caption will be scads better than the watchtower's.. watchtower "art" #1:.
#1
You are all invited to my naked pool party, when the world finally goes to hell.
#2
Dude! Gimmie a high five! My "sword" is a lot bigger then this guy's in this Play Girl. Just look over there!
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there are times when ilook back fondly on my days in the witnesses, especially when i think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) people from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all.
this is how the schedule usually went.. 8pm: arrive at the community centre.
8:05pm: scope the room.
Over dramatic acting of the ..."Dramas".
Using crayons in my copy of My Book of Bible Stories, and giving Jebus blue armpit hair.
When your 10 years old, daring that kid who was 7, to drop quarters and look up the "sisters" dresses.
When your 15, daring each other to drop quarters so you can look up the "sisters" dresses.
Coming up with "hand signals" so you can have a secret code to communicate with friends during "preachy time" at the Circuit Assembly.
Burritos.
Going to the car to fall asleep during assemblies.
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householder: hey, you are the people from that religion that hides pedophiles, aren't you?.
'hovah: whaaa?
hh: yeah, i saw "dateline" the other night on how 'hovahs protect sexual deviants.. 'hovah: well, you can't believe....... hh: no, no, i did some research after watching the show, now the wts is synonymous with corruption, deceit, slander, death, suffering, and the like.. 'hovah: well i uh, don't know about, uh, any problems, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!.
SUPER SWEET! CREATIVE WRITING TIME!!!
Boy, do I remember those "presentation" rehersals like Matrix gave, when going "door 2 door". All filled with fairy tale wonderment, trying to memorize your speech before placing that WT and Awake.
But...for some reason...I like the "REALITY" version better:
::sets up mic:: (heh heh)
Knock Knock
Matrix: Hello, we were in your neigh...
D8TA: Are you Jehovah Witnesses?
Matrix: Why yes we ar....
D8TA: Hey, you are the people from that religion that hides pedophiles, aren't you?
Matrix:Actually that is not true...
D8TA: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR???
Matrix: Well, no see...
D8TA: Damnit! That's it ... ::releases the dogs from behind the doorway::
Matrix: What the?
::Dogs rush Matrix, biting and gnawing as Matrix makes a b-line up the driveway::
Matrix: Oh Jehovah help! My arm! My arm!
::Matrix makes it to edge of my property line::
D8TA: Down Gunner! Down Lady! (dogs cease before property line border)
::Matrix notices a police officer on the corner::
Matrix: Officer! Officer! I was just attacked by that man's nasty dogs! They tore my arm off! My bible is torn to shreds, and I lost all my magazines!!!
Officer: Were you on the property?
Matrix: Yes.
Officer: Were you on the property UNINVITED?
Matrix: Yes.
Officer: Sorry, but due to WA state and Seattle private property laws, owners of such property can use any force necessary to remove uninvited people from their PRIVATE PROPERTY.
Matrix: Aren't you going to do anything?
Officer: Yes, I'm getting you an ambulance, so you can get that arm sown back on.
Matrix: No, I mean aren't you going to arrest him??
Officer: For what? Protecting his PRIVATE PROPERTY from trespassers? I can take a report, but that's all I can do.
Matrix: What about my "freedom of religion"
Officer: Look, I can see you are becoming delerious from the loss of blood...you should...
::Matrix faints to the ground::
Officer: Um...hello? Are you okay? Hello?
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would someone please provide the wts book and page # which has a picture that includes a small plaque on a table which has an engraved "ram's head".
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edited to reflect corrections.
Why do I feel like I'm attracted to sheep all of a sudden?
And, why is it I feel like I've got to go oui oui, after drinking this 40 of Bud.
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i was realy worried, think you have some sort of hartatack, when sweden was joking widh you soccerpalyers, you was lycky ,man, it was a realy unfair result, 3-1 for sweden has been more fair.. seen no comment from the english folks here,why????????
?
Sweden...
Hmmm...
Sweden...
Hey, isn't that the country who invented the submarine with screen doors?
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this is quite intresting.
type in your name, see what it all means.. < http://www.geocities.com/jibroo/yourname.html
Holy Crap! Mine
Jay:
You have a love of travel and adventure, and you enjoy sports. You also have a very strong sense of fair play and want justice. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. Your independence and freedom are important to you.
Landry:
You are fair-minded sometimes to the point of being opinionated. You have a strong need to be loved and appreciated. You have a need to be up front. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You must learn to give the same freedom to others that they want for themselves.
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what is everyone's favorite movie?.
and why?.
mine is 'never been kissed' with drew barrymore because that was me in high school!!!!
mine is 'Never Been Kissed' with Drew Barrymore because that was me in high school!!!!!
Riiigghhht. Sure.
I even bet there was a line of guys just DREAMING to even hold your hand! Then those guys who are still finding the pieces of their broken hearts, kicking themselves in the butt for not finding the courage even to give you a simple smile.
Sure sure ... You're just being modest. :)~
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so wheres you know?
anybody want to venture a guess?.
after ready farkels and tallys posts, hes probably hiding in a corner with a bucket.
You ever have a moment in your life, where you doubt something, but thru reason you defend an idea so you may sort thru your doubts?
Here's a perspective to look at good old You Know with:
You Know has doubts about the WBTS. In his mixed up noggin, he wants to defend his faith. But in defending his faith, he is acknowledging his doubts. Think about it for second...he is concerned about his mortality. WBTS presents a point of view, that helps him cope with death and life afterwards. You Know, just like you and me, doesn't find the idea of being dead forever, all that hot. So with doubts in mind, he argues issues he has doubts with. Perhaps he is looking for outside opinion to help him with the doubts. When you believe in something so much, you are willing to defend it. When you belive in something and have doubts, you will defend it, but also look for answers to those doubts, without revealing it to anyone outside your mind.
Errrr....
Okay, what the hell am I saying?
I think it's time to go back and retake "Introduction to Logic". I just lost myself in this.
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