There are currently 40,000 Wongs listed in the Chinese telephone directory.
That's a lot of Wong numbers.
D8TA
Posts by D8TA
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39I. P. Freeley.
by Englishman inremember when we were kid's at school, how we used to love to make up book titles with fictitious authors to match?.
this sort of thing:.
"the dangerous cliff" by eileen dover.. "the un-answered telephone" by isabelle ringing.. "bare-back horse riding" by major bumsaw.. the fad faded for a while only to surface in a re-generated form for "the simpsons".
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The Revolving Door at the Kingdom Hall
by zenpunk inabout a year ago, i decided to drift into a meeting in my old congregation.
who knows, maybe i thought by doing so my mother would love me again....but anyway - i noticed that there were 5 or 6 of the same "diehard jw" families there but otherwise all the people were completely different.
it seemed that 3/4 of the congregation left and their seats were taken by a new group of converts.
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Crap, Canada has been stuck at 110K for almost 10 years...
Um...you mean 82,500. * cough * Soooo, it's getting old...but it's aging like a fine wine.
So, for one last "hoorah" in the final corny comparison:
Canadian JW's don't count. Since they only attend meeting 3/4's of the time, and put 3/4's of the time in for field service. That's if they do attend, because after traveling 3/4's of the distance to their 3/4's finished kingdom halls, 3/4's of them turn back and go home. Also, 3/4's of Candian JW's are disfellowshiped 3/4's of the time. It's due to the rigorous theocratic school, Canadians only have 3/4's of the time to do their presentation, not to mention that they also only study and read 3/4's of WT and Awake magazines.
THERE! It's outta my system! I'm officially done with the "3/4's exchange rate" jokes! No more!
Now to find something new.....
Is there any Canadian Greeks that I can target? Anyone? Anyone?
D8TA
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Now that's a story I can absolutely identify with! The action! The mystery! The drama! The romance!
Absolutely stellar!
I like the part where you handled the 3 ninja assassins ( forget my spelling, it's your computer, not mine that is mistyping words) who broke in to your "Waffle on the Stick" cafe! I mean, who could of thought up such an ingenious plan on the fly! Pure bravery! Then the way you summoned the ancient dead, to pop out of there graves underneath that Circus Circus tricycle! Had me biting my fingernails! Not to mention you saving the seal in the clown suit, just as the train was rumbling down the tracks, all the while sporting a Hi-Fi 70's Stereo playing Blondie's first album! Then to top it all off, you finish your walk with the WTBTS alla Thelma and Louise style! Took no crap, and just drove your unicycle off 30 stair-steps while the elders were chasing you out the kingdom hall doors. * wipes tears from eyes *.
* cough *
So, uh....wanna tell us a few things about yourself? Or would you like me to fill in some more blanks?
D8TA
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Red Arrows.
by Englishman ina few days ago, the residents of wsm were treated to an amazing free display of flying.. the red arrows, the uk's crack display team, were limbering up for the airshow at farnborough.
for almost an hour, the arrows performed almost overhead our house.
this was the manoevre that had us all gasping:.
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The 1975 date ... again ... sorry :o(
by Dizzy Cat injust a quickie, as far as the date - 1975 - is concerned, was there ever a printed document through the wts that stated that this year would be the absolute final date for the big a ?.
or was it just rumours amongst the brothers ?.
just interested (sorry if this has been mentioned 1000 times before, but i'm new here you see & all that).. .
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D8TA
BTW some of us real men are heading out of town.
Out with the "old" in with the "young". Farkel is the exception. He's the Sean Connery of the board, he may look old, but can still kick ass. You on the other hand, are old, and need a diaper for your ass. The "real men" stay. Girly-boys leave town at high noon.
I think I get it.
Way to go Sherlock! It took you a full 20 minutes to figure it out. Doh!
BTW...."real men" have an OPEN e-mail address on this board and post their pictures. ::searching....searching....searching:: Nope...looks like Hemingway would be disappointed in you, you don't have either.
Ah well. . . * blows smoke from pistol *. . .time for you to get outta Dodge.
D8TA
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Where are the Masculine Men?
by teenyuck infourskin started a battle of the sexes with his "where are the feminine women" thread.
i am wondering about men.
he has a muscle car, however, he has no muscle definition.
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D8TA
BACK TO ANSWERING THE TOPIC QUESTION:
Where are the Masculine Men?
I'm currently kicking 4skins' and Alchemist's ass, and making them cry showing them their 3 inch "short commings" next to my piece. I will be done shortly. - D8TA
Edited by - D8TA on 30 July 2002 22:4:25
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Where are the Masculine Men?
by teenyuck infourskin started a battle of the sexes with his "where are the feminine women" thread.
i am wondering about men.
he has a muscle car, however, he has no muscle definition.
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D8TA
Great....the Laurel and Hardy act returns:
Alchemy=KJV
4skins=Wholewheat
Or an ugly cloned pair, morphed over a dozen times and dipped in to the Well of Evil.
D8TA
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Where are the Masculine Men?
by teenyuck infourskin started a battle of the sexes with his "where are the feminine women" thread.
i am wondering about men.
he has a muscle car, however, he has no muscle definition.
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D8TA
Why does 4skins typing look familar?
4skins, try getting the tip of your tool trimmed....that crap is nasty.
D8TA
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Where are the Masculine Men?
by teenyuck infourskin started a battle of the sexes with his "where are the feminine women" thread.
i am wondering about men.
he has a muscle car, however, he has no muscle definition.
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D8TA
What's this "muscle definition"=masculinity?
I weigh 235-240 lbs. Not "donut" lbs. either. I'm stacked, but not defined. Masculinity=definition? Ha! Definition is all genetics.
Put another guy next to me, with the same weight and build, he looks like Arnold Schwarzahow-to-spell-his-name....where as I look more like a heavyweight boxer or NFL linebacker. I'm not "cut". I don't have a 6-pac...but I dont have a beer belly. I am fit.
And for "Canadian" men being masculine? HAR! Due to the exchange rate, Canadian men are only 3/4's of a man, compared to the U.S. males.
D8TA
