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  Share your most embarassing moments

  by DigitalFokus in

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  you have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.... here is one of my most embarassing moments.. i was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school.

  this happened during one of our first big test's, i think it was my english glass but i am not sure.. i had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it).

  i am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.

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  DigitalFokus

  now that was some funny shit...

  LOL shaped like a giraffe..hjahahahhahahahahahhaha
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  Share your most embarassing moments

  by DigitalFokus in

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  you have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.... here is one of my most embarassing moments.. i was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school.

  this happened during one of our first big test's, i think it was my english glass but i am not sure.. i had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it).

  i am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.

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  Anyway, the day after, I'm talking to a friend on the phone and there's a young guy about 20 years old standing in the hallway, just outside my office. ). Anyway, my friend asks me if I went to the doctors for my needle. I said "yep, he stuck it in my behind." So my friend said "...ouch! that must've hurt!" (remember, the guy in the hallway can only hear my half of the conversation) I replied " Ya, well, I've had so many stuck in my mouth that having one stuck in my ass is no big deal."

  The guy turned and looked at me and stared and stared..........it was one of those moments where you really, really pray that Armageddon will come right then and there.

  MUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  that is flippin awesome!
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  Share your most embarassing moments

  by DigitalFokus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.... here is one of my most embarassing moments.. i was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school.

  this happened during one of our first big test's, i think it was my english glass but i am not sure.. i had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it).

  i am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.

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  DigitalFokus

  You have to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes...

  Here is one of my most embarassing moments.

  I was in 7th grade and also the new kid in school. This happened during one of our first big test's, I think it was my english glass but i am not sure.

  I had bad gas for some reason that day and had been holding it in instead of "dusting the crops" in the hallways (which is a great way to shed your gas without having to claim it). So anyway. I am sitting in class trying to concentrate on the test while holding in my deadly gas with all the strength my buttcheeks could muster.

  I struggled with this for a while and then as if God himself silenced the room...it started. It was sooo quiet in that room that my first volley of ass gas startled a few people. Intent on not giving up my fight against utter humiliation tried my hardest not to continue, but it has already started. A machine gun volley of farts escaped me for about 3 minutes. I swear to god i heard them echoing. I couldn't stop.

  The silence of 30ish students studying was tore apart by my but.

  talk about making a brown man blush..it was horrible..

  DF
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  My fellow frustrated computer users...I am making a short movie..need help

  by DigitalFokus in

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  my laptop has restarted on me for the last time and its going to die.

  from droping my internet connection after typing a long post out and then losing my entire post to freezing to the all the other horribly frustrating problems a pc has.. i have had enough.

  this computer is going to die.

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  I am thinking of using a SKS assualt rifle.

  I have many firearmsm at my disposal. but i think the sks would have the most impact.
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  My fellow frustrated computer users...I am making a short movie..need help

  by DigitalFokus in

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  my laptop has restarted on me for the last time and its going to die.

  from droping my internet connection after typing a long post out and then losing my entire post to freezing to the all the other horribly frustrating problems a pc has.. i have had enough.

  this computer is going to die.

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  I was thinking of maybe some johnny cash or somthing out of the ordinary. I like the opera music idea.

  have any that might work. I am all out of opera music.
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  My fellow frustrated computer users...I am making a short movie..need help

  by DigitalFokus in

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  my laptop has restarted on me for the last time and its going to die.

  from droping my internet connection after typing a long post out and then losing my entire post to freezing to the all the other horribly frustrating problems a pc has.. i have had enough.

  this computer is going to die.

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  I have had enough. My laptop has restarted on me for the last time and its going to die. From droping my internet connection after typing a long post out and then losing my entire post to freezing to the all the other horribly frustrating problems a pc has.

  I have had enough. This computer is going to die. I have dreamed about tossing it out a window or beating it down with a bat "Office space" style. I have decided on its fate.

  I move to my little redneck town in 8 days. Do you hear me my little electronic friend? 8 DAYS. I shall then take this little laptop from hell out to my grandparents farm, Walk it out into a pasture and blow it straight to hell using a variety of firearms.

  For the benifit of mankind. I am going to record this execution and host it on my website.

  I need suggestions on the technical aspect of doing this. I have never filmed anything to be displayed online. So any helpfull comments to facilitate the execution and broadcast of this glorious day will be helpful.

  I also need suggestions for theme music for this event and the actual video.

  thank you.

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  Waxing

  by Lo-ru-hamah in

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  i am going to try this on my legs.

  has anyone, or does anyone get their legs waxed?

  how bad does it hurt?

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  DigitalFokus

  thank you for bringing more awareness to waxing.

  Men from around the world thank you.
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  it's your turn now guys

  by deeskis in

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  i'm reading last weeks medical rag, australian dr weekly.

  there's an article in there about how the male contraceptive is on it's way.

  versions of a male implant is being trialled by who and australian researchers.. the article quotes a london professor, john guillebaud who said that "surveys show about 2/3 of men worldwide in all cultures say they would take a male pill".

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  Make sure the toilet seat is put back up everytime you use the bathroom then.

  I would take the pill. As long as the boys would reboot after i stoped takin the pill.

  Man, who uses condoms to stop prego? I LOVE condoms. Not because they save me from unwanted pregnanceys, but it keeps Mr. Winky from turning green, falling off or shooting flames.

  Unless your in a commited relationship and you both have been tested for STD's you should use condoms. condoms condoms condoms.

  I agree that if the pill became popular STD's would go up.
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  I beg your pardon, but your breast is in my eye!!!

  by Scully in

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  ok, so i'm at the dentist this afternoon - nothing major, just something i've been putting off for a while - and the dental assistant is doing her thing with my teeth - my mouth is wired open (i think i was able to tune into radio transmissions for a while) - and i've got my eyes closed, my glasses off, trying to relax in the chair, while listening to the piped in muzak.. suddenly, i can tell she's really getting into her work - she's leaning against my face and getting quite vigorous about whatever she's doing to my tooth.

  then it dawned on me.... ummm... hello.... your breast is in my eye!!!

  except my mouth is frozen and wired so that all that's coming out is unintelligible garble... and drool (from being wired open, not because it's the least bit "interesting").. so i'm thinking to myself, if i push her away from my face, she looks the type that would clock me for sexually harassing her... if i say anything to her about it, she'll be embarrassed and might screw up my tooth... if i wait a couple more minutes, she'll be done and i might have an interesting story to share with mr scully... finally, it occurs to me that they said i could give them a signal to stop what they are doing.

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  Thanks, I needed that story.

  **dreaming of dental assistants**

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  Turning in my elder book

  by What-A-Coincidence in

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  damm!

  my good friend who became an elder just recently wants to invite me for service because he wants to talk about a few things with me.

  well ... you have not commented in months!

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  DigitalFokus

  can i have your elder book?

  df