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  STALKED II

  by general in

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  as i was studying last night for organic chem the phone rang around 10:30 p.m. eastern as i predicted it would.

  when i answered it was my mom on the other end, again as i predicted.

  afterall, it was tuesday night, the night of theorcratic minstry school and the service meeting and of course i knew the elders were going to speak to my mom about the little incident out in the shaws parking lot.

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  My advice is to find out where these elders live, and take a big crap on their front doorstep. That outta get the message across.
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  Is the goatee the new mullet?

  by daystar in

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  when i had very long hair and was debating cutting it all off for the final time, one thing (among others) contributed to my decision to go for it.

  now, i don't think i had a mullet.

  but the sheer fact that someone said that i did, had me saying nononononooo!!.

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  I wonder, if we were all nudists, would that give rise to a new type of mullet?

  my pubic mullet: short on the top and sides, but long on the ballsack.
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  What Google Says You Need [Fluff]

  by misspeaches in

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  this is funny: go to the google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it, e.g.

  "john needs".

  write down the description of the first (or best!

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  "Again, osmosis needs a semi-permeable membrane"
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  STALKED!!!

  by general in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i think you are all going to get a kick out of this, .

  for those of you that don't know me, i have been out of the organization for almost 4.5 years but i have never been disfellowshipped nor have i disassociated myself.. last night after going out to a nice italian resturaunt with my girlfriend, father, and step-mom,( who never were part of the organization in the first place) my girlfriend and i said goodbye to them and we began the trip back to her place, which is 2.5 hours away.

  before we got on the turnpike she said, "that she had to use the restroom and could i please stop off somewhere.

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  If that was me, I'd have grabbed his hand and twisted it in one of those jiu-jitsu wrist locks, the kind that are painful but don't injure if you don't twist too far. Then while he's moaning I'd have very calmly explained to him that he should not behave like such a domineering jackass. Then I'd have let go and walked away.

  There would be very little he could do about that, especially if I'd been careful not to actually cause any sort of physical injury. Even if he called the police they probably wouldn't do anything, after all, THEY were chasing after YOU.
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  Truth scares 9-11 conspiracy buffs

  by Dogpatch in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  truth scares 9-11 conspiracy buffs

  here's at least one reason for the conspiracy theories that i find compelling.

  by betsy hart .

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  My two cents:

  Certain people in the CIA probably knew the attack was coming, perhaps even when and where. Yet they did nothing to stop it. Why? Because that's just the sort of crisis you need to get Americans to go to war.

  America has been looking for excuses to kick some middle east ass for years now, this goes back to Bush senior and before him. Americans would be wise to never again vote in a president who has ties to oil.

  This is probably no different than Pearl Harbor. It is likely that the Americans knew full well that Pearl Harbor would be attacked sooner rather than later, yet they "let" it happen. Why? To polarize public opinion and provide a prelude to war.
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  No fabrication in Gospels

  by Shining One in

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  http://www.rzim.org/publications/jttran.php?seqid=52 .

  "what cannot be doubted is that many new testament critics have approached the gospels with an utterly unjustified skepticism--a skepticism that wouldn't be considered justified in any other branch of ancient history.

  new testament scholar r. t. france declares that "at the level of their literary and historical character we have good reason to treat the gospels as a source of information on the life and teachings of jesus, and thus on the historical origins of christianity.

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  Shazard: you are overlooking an important philosophical concept, with regards to skepticism.

  Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence to support them. If I told you that my buddy was the son of god, died and came back to life, would you believe me? What if I wrote it down? What if I had some other buddies saying the same thing?

  Not just "some" evidence, extraordinary evidence. And so far, I haven't heard of ANY actual evidence. Testimonials are anecdotal evidence, that is to say, not really evidence.

  Some people say Elvis isn't really dead (despite the pictures of him on the slab). Some people say Elvis never did any drugs! There are at least two different versions of what Elvis' favourite fried chicken recipe was.

  Elvis only died 30 years ago. Imagine trying to figure this crap out 2000 years from now.
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  Do you think you are normal?

  by jwfacts in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i always felt unique from everyone else.

  being a jw i never quite felt like i was from the same planet as all the other school children.

  as a jw i fit in, but still not quite, as i was a bit too indepentdant a thinker.

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  I can be an oddball at times.. daytimes, nighttimes, etc.

  Seriously, this question reminds me of a few of the questions from the Scientology "personality test" they give out at the street level.

  1) Do you ever feel alone in a crowd?

  2) Do you ever feel that you are different/superior to your peers?

  These are questions that almost anyone will answer yes to.
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  Are you GAY?

  by SickofLies in

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  lol, ok this is a fluf post i guess, but anyways, i found this site and thought it was funny, check it out, and post your results, if you don't it means you like having sex with animals.. http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/g/gayometer/gayometer.html.

  i scored 50% i am a perfectly adjusted hetro male!

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  I got 40%, the thing told me I need to loosen up a little.

  Must be because I do not own a pair of leather pants LMAO
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  Why did Jehovah create animals that eat blood with the meat?

  by moomanchu in

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  Apostate Kate: It's because "vegan" rhymes with "pagan"

  Seriously though, this is another point that's never sat well with me, because irrationality never sat well with me. It is beyond the imagination that every microscopic drop of blood EVER leaves the meat itself.

  Any JW that eats meat (and I know many that do. not to eat meat would smack too much of paganism, after all, thems animals is ours to gobble) has eaten SOME blood, and the eating of it is specifically what is supposedly forbidden, nevermind this transfusion crap.

  Talk about denial.
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  my pic

  by osmosis in

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  i see y'all upload your pics and i felt sooo left out, so.. here it is, here i am:.

  (yes, i know i badly need a haircut in this pic).

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  juni: I totally agree, I don't really look much like kurt cobaine. although it's so common for people to say I do when they see my pic. I knew before long someone on here would put it out there. I look more like that other guy, IMO.