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  I'm Gonna Be A Grandfather!!!!!

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my daughter and her husband told me and her mom last night that she is due december 24th!

  it will be our first grandchild.

  she'll be 28 and is sooooooo excited!

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  Is revenge sweet?

  by lovelylil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a friend of mine recently told me that she had committed this "act of revenge" on an elders wife once.

  i know the elders wife too and she is such a snoody-nose in the air, my family is better than yours person.

  both her boys grew up witnesses and are in the org.

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  Wishful Thinking

  by ballistic in

  1. social
  2. humour

  an old woman goes into a sex shop and asks the assistant if she can have a look at an assortment of vibrators.

  despite a wide range of colours, shapes and sizes, none of them appeal to the old lady.

  she looks up and says to the assistant, "can i have a look at the tartan one up there on the shelf?

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  What kind of funeral will you have?

  by MsMcDucket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know that this is a morbid topic, but i often wonder what kind of funeral that i should have.

  i mean, i'm not associated with any religion.

  i don't want a preacher there speaking about the afterlife or trying to recruit followers.

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  Best ways to disrupt meetings, assemblies, etc...

  by What-A-Coincidence in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.

  apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.

  tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.

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  Gay & Lesbian JW where are you?

  by LEC in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i came out of the closet when i was 18 yrs to my parents & the elders expelled me out ever since that my life has changed completely!!!

  i was born under a jw household and i finally celebrated my first birthday when i was 21 yrs and it felt weird.

  i was just wondering how to cope w/ this feelings, sometimes i want to go back but i can't ignore my feelings.

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  HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

  by unique1 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ok, so i turn 29 today.

  i get a call from my mom.

  i assume it is her non happy birthday call.

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