I got some dumb counsel from the CO once. I was running the sound board, and during the opening song for the first meeting of his visit, he told me to turn up the volume. So I did. A few seconds later he came back and told me to turn it up some more. So I did. Still not loud enough. Finally it got so you couldn't hear the congregation singing, so loud was the music blaring from the sound system.
But what pissed me off was the lecture that I got in front of several other people after the meeting.
"Now brother," he said -- didn't even bother to ask my name, "the brothers in Bethel work hard to make that music, and we should appreciate it by playing it at a volume that can be heard."
"I could hear it before," I said.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT THE BROTHERS AT BETHEL WANT!" he roared.
"But isn't it nice to hear the congregation giving praise to Jehovah?" I asked.
"I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS COUNSEL COMES FROM THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE!" he said, his face turning red.
I rolled my eyes and gave him a dirty look, but said nothing.
"Tell me," he continued, "When you're driving around in your car listening to your rock and roll music, do you keep the volume high or low?"
I stared at him and counted, slowly, to ten in my head. I could feel people watching me, and felt that the whole situation was completely stupid. Finally I said, slowly, as if talking to a small child, and dripping with sarcasm, "I only listen to Watchtower tapes in my car."
He ended by telling me to play the volume louder next time, and stormed off in a gruff. One of my local elders gave me a nod and a wink as people left the scene -- I guess this CO was a real blowhard, and everyone knew it.
Dedalus