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  Knock-knock joke

  by parakeet in

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  there was a knock on the door this morning.

  i opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "i'm a jehovah's witness.".

  i said "come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?".

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  "...cannot be condoned under ANY circumstance"

  by parakeet in

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  this is going around the internet.

  enjoy.. "on her radio show, dr. laura schlensinger (a popular conservatve radio talk-show host) said that homosexuality is an abomination according to the bible leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

  the following is an open letter to dr. laura, penned by james m. kauffman, ed.d.. dear dr. laura:.

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  Atheist with crisis of conscience. Please help.

  by parakeet in

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  i'm an atheist having a serious crisis of conscience.

  please help.. i've read many, many posts that talk about atheism as a faith as distinct as any other faith.

  there has also been much made of the atheist lifestyle.. my dilemma -- i don't know what the atheistic faith entails.

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  To dubs and lurkers. The real truth about "apostates."

  by parakeet in

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  we "apostates" here often wax eloquent about what baaaaadddddd people we are, mostly, i think, to shock the dubs that naively come here expecting to hear whitewashed dubspeak.

  i admit, it's fun to bait dubbies from time to time with (mostly fictional) tales about debauchery and mayhem.. but maybe it's time for a reality check to let lurkers and dubs see what we have actually accomplished with our lives since leaving the wts and dubdom.

  it would be good for them to see that we don't automatically turn into crackhead satan-worshippers who shoot dogs and spit on the pavement.. it's time to shine, fellow apostates!

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  Paradise has arrived. WTS wrong again.

  by parakeet in

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  here's proof that armageddon has already arrived, "invisibly.

  " we're living on the paradise earth, fellow apostates.. (when you click on the site, select the "slideshow" option.).

  http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/29771063.

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  The real apostates

  by parakeet in

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  ignore post with no heading.

  reason no.

  734 that i'm happy not to be a dub anymore --.

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  An apostate Christmas carol

  by parakeet in

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  sung to "rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer.".

  rudolph, the red-faced elder.

  had a very active nose.. he used to sniff out trouble,.

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  The movie "2012." Has everyone turned dub?

  by parakeet in

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  has anyone else seen the preview ads for the movie "2012"?

  it's like wt armageddon illustrations come to life (except that everyone's not dressed like it's still the 1950s).. what's the deal with the year 2012?

  i thought it was just a dub thing.. .

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  Anyone know how Hambeak is doing?

  by parakeet in

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  he "signed off" about a year ago, but i find myself wondering from time to time how he's doing.

  he's one of the kindest members on this board but tended to be very critical of himself.

  his health was not the best.

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  Whether you love 'em or hate 'em .......

  by parakeet in

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  ....... here's a site that will let you enjoy a very unusual thunderstorm.. http://home.comcast.net/~realcoolstuff/rain.wmv.

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