Posts by Schism

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The Scent of a Woman!!!!

by AK - Jeff in

your intentions are good - entirely manly.

you step into the shower intent on grabbing a skin-drying manly soap - dial or zest or similar.. then it catches your eye - that little 'womanly scented' bath-bar.

you try and reach past it - to get the large man-size bar on the soap tray - but inexplicably you pick up the lady's perfumey soap.

I refuse to wear girlie lotion, perfume, deodorant, soap, shampoo, conditioner, shave gel or anything else that comes in colors, fruits, or flowers. To me, they all stink to high heaven and give me TERRIBLE headaches.

My man would love it if I would smell flowery and fruity, but it just won't happen. I have sensitive sinuses and sensitive skin. If it doesn't smell unisex, or even manly, I won't wear it. I either go with no perfume at all, or CK One-type stuff. I think the smell of good hygeine is the best scent around! LOL

I have female cousins who have this passion for collecting like, 24 half-used bottles of shampoo and soaps and stuff in their bath area, and it's kinda weird to me. I just go for the bar that closest resembles the color white, and pray it isn't tropical fruitalicious bubble gum roses ontop of strawberries and honey.

So, for anyone out there who doesn't believe that a girl can be pretty and ladylike, while still managing to use discretion in what smells emanate from their skin, females like me are a sign of hope, LMAO.

And we use Cetaphil anti-bacterial bath soap bars for bathing. It smells like soap, and it doesn't leave a clear residue on your skin. I used to use Zest because the smell agreed with me, but it made my skin feel tight and dry. Plus it tends to burn urethras if I may go there, haha. That's the hole the pee comes out of....

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First time for me.........."The wedding night"

by new boy in

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i had no idea what to expect!...................as in the case of most jws.

since sex is strickly forbidden before marriage.

at the time (1970's) kissing was even frowned at too.

Schism

Oh god my 1st time I was only 15 and it was with my first real boyfriend. There was nothing scarey, awkward, or painful about it. It was fun and I was especially rearing to go!! Oh, and it was his first time as well, and he lasted for hours (probably because we had so much phone sex that he was numbed or something, LMAO). Oh boy, was I ever starving for a slice of man!! Let me stop!

Twas a fun time.... All that excitement in uncharted territory!

Nowadays I am married. Though it isn't new and weird like when I was 15, I'm still always up for a good time! LOL!!!!!

That blushing smiley is the closest I come to inhibition.

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Guess the Sexist

by Deputy Dog in

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who wrote: it is generally admitted that with woman the powers of intuition, of rapid perception, and perhaps of imitation, are more strongly marked than in man; but some, at least, of these faculties are characteristic of the lower races, and therefore of a past and lower state of civilisation.

the chief distinction in the intellectual powers of the two sexes is shewn by man's attaining to a higher eminence, in whatever he takes up, than can woman- whether requiring deep thought, reason, or imagination, or merely the use of the senses and hands.

if two lists were made of the most eminent men and women in poetry, painting, sculpture, music (inclusive both of composition and performance), history, science, and philosophy, with half-a-dozen names under each subject, the two lists would not bear comparison.

Schism

LOL, well I guess so! After all, when the law of the land will not allow a girl to learn how to read or write, of course girls will not grow up to become philosophers. Also, between being beaten and belittled to nothing more than dirt, even when the law does allow girls to go to school, it would have some sort of ill effect on someone's sense of self-esteem. Even if you did manage to beat all odds and be great at something, no one would ever take a baby-making-slave seriously.

On the other hand, when your genitals have been worshiped for thousands of years and you are told that you are the smartest and the greatest, only to be served hand and foot, you should have no excuse not to excel in all you do.

The amount of women in history who have taken a stand and done something with themselves had to beat insane adversity to get there. That dude took a cheap shot. His peepee must have been itsy witsy.

Are we going to get a confirmation on who this was?

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Death Count at the District Convention

by The wanderer in

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death count at the district conventionevery year it seemed as if someone died because of the extreme heat at the four and five day .

district conventions.

the reality of the matter was that it probably was more than one.. .

Schism

Now people, you must be mistaken... it is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to die at a convention!

Haven't you heard the clip?? "Jehovah will NOT send his people somewhere where they will be killed".

Obviously they don't die at the conventions!

Outdoors? Pu-lease. I couldn't stand the thought of sitting that long, even in air-conditioning. Just the sitting part drove me nuts!

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Say What's On Your Mind

by minimus in

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go ahead.....speak your mind!

Schism

Yippee!! It's actually not 100 degrees outside today! I love the cold!!!!!

But it's still rainy, either way. Constant rain, 24/7 my entire life wasted indoors I can't wait to move!

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My Haunted Office

by Warlock in

the following account is 100% true and all of the paranormal activity was experienced firsthand by me.. i work in a converted garage.

there is a side door, with a window, and a back door with a window that leads to a swimming pool.

both doors have cloth canopies to keep out some of the sunlight.

Schism

I'm one of those people who wishes there was no such thing as the supernatural, and I always try to think of natural excusses for why they happen, but a few things have happened to me that I just cannot explain. All of them happened in either broad daylight, or at night with a group of people all wide awake. No sleep paralysis involved.

One of these things is that sometimes I heard my husband say something outloud, exept he's not actually saying anything... just thinking it. Like, I will reply to him and it will startle him because I thought he was talking and he says he was purposely thinking it because it was too irrelevent. We later proved this crazy crap with a few experiments. He would think it, and I would tell him what he was thinking. Yeah, I didn't like it at first because I thought the demons were making me think it, but now I just write it off as some mirror image of thoughts and no evil spirits are included.

Another time I wanted to disprove a Ouiji board because my friends thought it would work. To prove that it DIDN'T work, we went to the mall and picked one up. Yeah, it worked even when no one touched it. I thought it was weird.

Other things were sounds of other family members who obviously weren't home, or were home and heard themselves somewhere else in the house. New house, built it from scratch.

Naked people in the yard who disappeared. LOL

Crazy crap doesn't always have a logical explaination.

I will be the first to admit that many ghost enthusiats want to believe so badly that they will either make something up, or give the most stupid natural occurance a "ghostly" reason. It makes anyone else who is otherwise skeptical but who have had encounters sound like crazy folks. I, for one, would rather be left alone for the rest of my life without ever having to see/hear anything that isn't flesh and blood.

Oh, and by the way.....spirit beings do not prove the existance of God, the Devil, Angels, or anything else. They're just there, sharing the same space as us, except we can't see them. I'm sure one day we will find a logical reason as to where they come from, so that we no longer have to look for logical reasons as to why things move and voices call in our houses, lol. But it is totally possible to be an atheist and to still believe in spooks

I'd love to read more stories!! Post more if you can! Even if some of us may not believe them all, it's still fun to read them!

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Cacer and sex

by lighthouse19something in

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years ago in the awake, they had an article about cancer causes.

i'm trying to find the date, but it said cervical cancer can be caused by women having multiple partners, and even said one type of cancer was caused by celibacy.. does anyone remember the article?.

Schism

It's the HPV (human papilloma virus) that is believed to cause cervical cancer. NOT the # of partners a woman has. You can be a female and have one partner and catch the virus from him. The WTS is wrong to twist things to try to scare girls out of having sex. They should have just said, "the more people you have sex with, the greater chance you will have of getting a disease". Not, "Women who have multiple partners might get cancer". It's definitely twisting things to fit their subject at hand, which is what they always do.

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Cacer and sex

by lighthouse19something in

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years ago in the awake, they had an article about cancer causes.

i'm trying to find the date, but it said cervical cancer can be caused by women having multiple partners, and even said one type of cancer was caused by celibacy.. does anyone remember the article?.